Do you believe in Satanism?

[Rush]

Well there's a 'Do you believe in god?' topic but this is the same thing but different in a way.

 

 

 

I personally don't believe in any type of god, but I believe in what Satanism stands for.

 

 

 

No, this religion isn't 'bad' it's just different. Not many people know what exactly Satanism is, it doesn't mean you're "evil" it's just an alternative thing to believe in than the 10 commandments. Just post your thoughts on this if you agree with these 11 Satanic rules... Try not to flame though.

 

 

 

Here are the 11 Satanic rules I believe in and follow:

 

 

 

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

 

 

 

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

 

 

 

3. When in anotherâââ‰â¢s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

 

 

 

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

 

 

 

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

 

 

 

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

 

 

 

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

 

 

 

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

 

 

 

9. Do not harm little children.

 

 

 

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

 

 

 

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

 

 

 

hehe.

[logic-is-overrated]

What's the mating signal?

[Rush]

What's the mating signal?

When someone seduces you, you know? :P

 

 

 

In a way, this rule is telling you not to be a pervert/pig lol

[Sp4de]

666 8-)

[coolx4guy]

i agree with a few of those rules but i still stick by the 10 comandments.

[MyPurpleCrayon]

I'll destroy you!

 

Mwahaha.

[Rush]

I'll destroy you!

 

Mwahaha.

 

 

 

Well these rules are kind of old, by destroy they mean beat up, or kill even (I wouldn't kill anyone though).

[MyPurpleCrayon]

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

 

non-human animals

 

 

 

Roflmfao.

[Astralinre]

I'll destroy you!

 

Mwahaha.

 

 

 

Well these rules are kind of old, by destroy they mean beat up, or kill even (I wouldn't kill anyone though).

 

 

 

Would merely destroying someone's reputation or finances be acceptable?

 

 

 

Besides this, the only other types of Satanism I've heard of either practice devil worship or simply revere Satan as a bringer of light and knowledge.

[Rush]

I don't really get the magic part... This stuff is pretty old. rofl :S

[Astralinre]

By the way...

 

 

 

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

 

 

 

I personally don't believe in any type of god, but I believe in what Satanism stands for.

 

 

 

Who asked you? :P

[Rush]

I'll destroy you!

 

Mwahaha.

 

 

 

Well these rules are kind of old, by destroy they mean beat up, or kill even (I wouldn't kill anyone though).

 

 

 

Would merely destroying someone's reputation or finances be acceptable?

 

 

 

Besides this, the only other types of Satanism I've heard of either practice devil worship or simply revere Satan as a bringer of light and knowledge.

 

Well I might sound like a nerd here, but think of Satan as Guthix... Good and bad at the same time. Not saying I believe in Satan, but I believe in what it stands for. But Satanism is kind of 'bad' in a way refering to this "11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him." but that's what I'd do in real life... I'll beat up a kid if he doesn't stop annoying me.

 

 

 

Incase any of you are wondering, I'm not some depressed goth kid lol.

[Rush]

By the way...

 

 

 

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

 

 

 

I personally don't believe in any type of god, but I believe in what Satanism stands for.

 

 

 

Who asked you? :P

Well that's for the sake of discussion, you trying to confuse me lol :oops:

[logic-is-overrated]

What's the mating signal?

When someone seduces you, you know? :P

 

 

 

In a way, this rule is telling you not to be a pervert/pig lol

So I can't pick up chicks with a secret hand signal!?!? What about a mating call?

[MyPurpleCrayon]

Incase any of you are wondering, I'm not some depressed goth kid lol.

 

 

 

Lol, wel dats rly good d00d.

[Rush]

What's the mating signal?

When someone seduces you, you know? :P

 

 

 

In a way, this rule is telling you not to be a pervert/pig lol

So I can't pick up chicks with a secret hand signal!?!? What about a mating call?

 

 

 

Rofl

[pianofrieak2]

I don't really get the magic part... This stuff is pretty old. rofl :S

 

 

 

YOu know, I've been wondering this: What is wrong with the 10 Commandments that you would go to Satanism? Do you do it just to be cool and rebel against the status quo? Or do you actually have a reason to be a Satanist?

[Rush]

I don't really get the magic part... This stuff is pretty old. rofl :S

 

 

 

YOu know, I've been wondering this: What is wrong with the 10 Commandments that you would go to Satanism? Do you do it just to be cool and rebel against the status quo? Or do you actually have a reason to be a Satanist?

No, I don't try to be cool. Nobody at my school knows I believe in this, I'm the last person you'd think that would (I'm kind of a popular kid at my school.. everyone knows me).

 

 

 

I don't agree with the 10 commandments:

 

 

 

1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. I don't care.

 

 

 

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. I say it all the time

 

 

 

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. What?

 

 

 

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Sure whatever you say

 

 

 

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. I agree with this

 

 

 

6. Thou shalt not kill. I half agree with this

 

 

 

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. I'll do what I want.

 

 

 

8. Thou shalt not steal. I'll do what I want.

 

 

 

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. I'll do what I want.

 

 

 

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his [wagon], nor anything that is thy neighbor's. Hey god dude, old english sucks

[MyPurpleCrayon]

So you're a really big idiot?

[Astralinre]

So in other words, you believe in Satanism because you don't want to be answerable to anything but yourself, correct?

 

 

 

And by the way, that's not Old English; it's Elizabethan. Old English looks like this:

 

brocen wurde.

 

Het ÃÆþa hyssa hwÃÆæne hors forlÃÆætan,

 

feor afysan, and for̡̮ gangan,

 

hicgan to handum and to hige godum.

 

5

 

ÃÆþa ÃÆþÃÆæt Offan mÃÆæg ÃÆærest onfunde,

 

ÃÆþÃÆæt se eorl nolde yrhÃÆðo geÃÆþolian,

 

he let him ÃÆþa of handon leofne fleogan

 

hafoc wiÃÆð ÃÆþÃÆæs holtes, and to ÃÆþÃÆære hilde stop;

 

be ÃÆþam man mihte oncnawan ÃÆþÃÆæt se cniht nolde

[coolx4guy]

I don't really get the magic part... This stuff is pretty old. rofl :S

 

 

 

YOu know, I've been wondering this: What is wrong with the 10 Commandments that you would go to Satanism? Do you do it just to be cool and rebel against the status quo? Or do you actually have a reason to be a Satanist?

No, I don't try to be cool. Nobody at my school knows I believe in this, I'm the last person you'd think that would (I'm kind of a popular kid at my school.. everyone knows me).

 

 

 

I don't agree with the 10 commandments:

 

 

 

1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. I don't care.

 

 

 

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. I say it all the time

 

 

 

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. What?

 

 

 

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Sure whatever you say

 

 

 

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. I agree with this

 

 

 

6. Thou shalt not kill. I half agree with this

 

 

 

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. I'll do what I want.

 

 

 

8. Thou shalt not steal. I'll do what I want.

 

 

 

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. I'll do what I want.

 

 

 

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his wagon, nor anything that is thy neighbor's. Hey god dude, old english sucks

i belive what you said at the very last few words is true "OLD ENGLISH SUKS".some parts of some books i cant understand becaue of that laguage.

[Rush]

So in other words, you believe in Satanism because you don't want to be answerable to anything but yourself, correct?

 

 

 

And by the way, that's not Old English; it's Elizabethan. Old English looks like this:

 

brocen wurde.

 

Het ÃÆþa hyssa hwÃÆæne hors forlÃÆætan,

 

feor afysan, and for̡̮ gangan,

 

hicgan to handum and to hige godum.

 

5

 

ÃÆþa ÃÆþÃÆæt Offan mÃÆæg ÃÆærest onfunde,

 

ÃÆþÃÆæt se eorl nolde yrhÃÆðo geÃÆþolian,

 

he let him ÃÆþa of handon leofne fleogan

 

hafoc wiÃÆð ÃÆþÃÆæs holtes, and to ÃÆþÃÆære hilde stop;

 

be ÃÆþam man mihte oncnawan ÃÆþÃÆæt se cniht nolde

 

Whatever lol, when people speak Elizabethan it just makes me angry.

 

 

 

And what do you mean by "don't want to be answerable to anything but yourself, correct"?

[Rush]

So you're a really big idiot?

 

 

 

Go kill yourself IRL if you can't post in my topic properly..

[Astralinre]

So in other words, you believe in Satanism because you don't want to be answerable to anything but yourself, correct?

 

 

 

And by the way, that's not Old English; it's Elizabethan. Old English looks like this:

 

brocen wurde.

 

Het ÃÆþa hyssa hwÃÆæne hors forlÃÆætan,

 

feor afysan, and for̡̮ gangan,

 

hicgan to handum and to hige godum.

 

5

 

ÃÆþa ÃÆþÃÆæt Offan mÃÆæg ÃÆærest onfunde,

 

ÃÆþÃÆæt se eorl nolde yrhÃÆðo geÃÆþolian,

 

he let him ÃÆþa of handon leofne fleogan

 

hafoc wiÃÆð ÃÆþÃÆæs holtes, and to ÃÆþÃÆære hilde stop;

 

be ÃÆþam man mihte oncnawan ÃÆþÃÆæt se cniht nolde

 

Whatever lol, when people speak Elizabethan it just makes me angry.

 

 

 

And what do you mean by "don't want to be answerable to anything but yourself, correct"?

 

 

 

To several of the 10 Commandments, you simply responded, "I'll do what I want." That makes it seem like you consider yourself the ultimate authority as to what you're going to do, so you don't want to have some higher authority telling you what to do.

 

 

 

And MPC, watch out. This thread is his lair, so if you're going to post on it treat him with respect, else he destroy you. :shock:

[Rush]

So in other words, you believe in Satanism because you don't want to be answerable to anything but yourself, correct?

 

 

 

And by the way, that's not Old English; it's Elizabethan. Old English looks like this:

 

brocen wurde.

 

Het ÃÆþa hyssa hwÃÆæne hors forlÃÆætan,

 

feor afysan, and for̡̮ gangan,

 

hicgan to handum and to hige godum.

 

5

 

ÃÆþa ÃÆþÃÆæt Offan mÃÆæg ÃÆærest onfunde,

 

ÃÆþÃÆæt se eorl nolde yrhÃÆðo geÃÆþolian,

 

he let him ÃÆþa of handon leofne fleogan

 

hafoc wiÃÆð ÃÆþÃÆæs holtes, and to ÃÆþÃÆære hilde stop;

 

be ÃÆþam man mihte oncnawan ÃÆþÃÆæt se cniht nolde

 

Whatever lol, when people speak Elizabethan it just makes me angry.

 

 

 

And what do you mean by "don't want to be answerable to anything but yourself, correct"?

 

 

 

To several of the 10 Commandments, you simply responded, "I'll do what I want." That makes it seem like you consider yourself the ultimate authority as to what you're going to do, so you don't want to have some higher authority telling you what to do.

 

 

 

And MPC, watch out. This thread is his lair, so if you're going to post on it treat him with respect, else he destroy you. :shock:

 

 

 

I will do what I want. And I choose to follow Satanism because I like how things work.

 

 

 

Also, this isn't real life. Nor is it my house. So I can't really do anything to him. LOL.