Ash6110 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 WARNING: This piece of writing contains some gory humor and some profanity Rating: PG Once upon a time there was a noob. He was very nooby. So nooby that nobody liked him; his name? Noob Beginner's guide: Hellp, and welcome to runescape! This is a game that put players to the test with skills, quests, and money. Step right through this door to... Noob: Is there pudding? I like pudding, its my favorite food Beginner's guide: OMG n00b just step through the godamn door. Noob: Okey dokey, pokey. The noob stepped through the door literally, bled a lot and was hit 2 damage. The next person he was to terrorize em i mean learn from was the survival instructor Survival Instructor: Okay noob its time to teach you how to survive! Noob:Ur not can I be ur bf?!?! Survival Instructor: EWWWWWW not with a noob like you!, anyways heres a bronze hatchet use it to cut down one of those trees. Noob: Oh you mean like this? At this time Noob swung the axe and landed it on the survival instructor. She bled horribly and died. After the mortician came and took her body away the noob went to the next instructor, the cook Cook: I'm going to teach you how to cook Noob: OMG stfu n00b Cook: YOU CALLED ME A WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Then the cook took out a fileting knife and almost cut Noob before the wizard teleported and grabbed the cook right in tme Mage: What the hell was that?!?!?!?!?!?! Cook: Well sir um yeah Noob: The mean instructor tried to cut me WAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Mage: You friggin moron! Do you know how much this guy could sue us for? We could go bankrupt and have to close the school. You know what? Ive had enough of your bullsh*t your fired! Cook: Fine! You havent heard the last of me! The cook walked away giving the mage and obscene finger gesture. Mage: Hey noob, ill pay you 200k and let you return to the mainland if you dont sue us. Noob: Ok. deal ill have my lawyer over here in a few minutes to pound out the details. Mage: Oi, this is gonna be expensive http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash6110 Posted July 5, 2006 Author Share Posted July 5, 2006 Bump please comment http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash6110 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 Please tell me if I should continue or not http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash6110 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 So the noob got the money he wanted and everyone was happy.... everyone except the mage that is, he was furious, and he rounded up the rest of the living instructors for a meeting Mage: Ok somebody has got to stop this noob Miner: But dude we payed of noobs before dude no biggy dude Mage: YES IT IS A BIGGY!!!!!!! what if he wants more; what if he comes back? Miner: Dude take a chill pill Combat dude: Shut up miner, lets go kick that nob's a*s Monk: Can't we all be friends Everyone except monk: STFU!!!!!!! Meanwhile in lumbridge Noob:Hi Hans: Hello what brings you to lumbridge? Noob: Ive come to kill you! Hans: LOLOLOLOLOLOL you? your but a noob! hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha As Hans was laughing Noob took out his bronze dagger and stabbed Hans in the most private area. Hans: YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies* Noob: Oh yeah that was easy Noob feeling very high and mighty walked into the lumbridge castle and marched right up to the Duke's bedroom and asked the all important noob question.... Noob: Can you give me some money? Duke: No noob Noob: Plz Duke: STFU n00b Noob: Plz?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! Duke: Go take a hike noob! Noob did as the Duke said and took a hike and a long hike it was. It was a hike that would end in a historic event known as Noobs gone wild! Next time on a very NOOBY story: Noob has a rune in (pun was intended) with the pheonix gang. http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albosky Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 WARNING: This piece of writing contains some gory humor and some profanity You explained the purpose for this topic being closed on your own :roll: I like to fart silently but deadly in movie theatersArd Choille says (11:41 PM):I wouldn't dare tell you what to do m'dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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