July 25, 200619 yr This is sort of a minstrel-song, not a story. Please enjoy! Chorus: Hey, Hey!(2x) He was too young! The poor old newbie was surely done! There once was a young man, A newbie if you wish, He killed many Lumbrians*, Until he was level six. Then he ventured northward Up to the solid rock, Of the riches he had heard That lie in Varrock Chorus He killed, pillaged, and traded With other newbie friends, They lived a good life, shaded From fears at the map's end One day this poor soul, dread, He met a beautiful members girl "be my gf" He said But she started to hurl, Chorus He was so disraught, he wanderd Passed things he'd never seen. Northward a crowd gathered Their swords were unclean He bore his iron chainmail, Bronze longsword and shield And marched over, very frail, To the man with yew to weild Chorus "hey u, why dont we fight, im the best" Said our poor friend the newbie They moved to deeper wilderness Where blood shone like a ruby Seizing his chance, our friend hit the stranger Damaging one hit point. Oh My! The other thwanged his bow like a ranger, And the newbie sadly did die... Chorus (2x) *People of Lumbridge, it just rhymes, ok? Im a borderline alchoholic raised by my mother in an inn in Port Sarim. I quite frequently break out in dance. How are you today?
July 26, 200619 yr now you just need some music to go with it. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.
July 26, 200619 yr Author working on that... hope to put it up soon! Im a borderline alchoholic raised by my mother in an inn in Port Sarim. I quite frequently break out in dance. How are you today?
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