mario_sunny Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Well I was browsing through all the tip.it times articles, trying to find those 'Did you know?' things at the bottom. Sadly, I had no luck. Man I loved those :cry: Anyways, while browsing through a certain article, I found this paragraph entitled 'The noob anthem'. Oh lord, won't you give me some free stuff please? My friends all ignore me, I must be diseased Lost all my good stuff, got hacked by a sleaze So lord, won't you give me some free stuff please? Oh lord, won't you give me an abysmal whip? And while you're at it, I'll take membership I wait here in Lumbridge, so don't give me lip So lord, won't you give me an abysmal whip? Oh lord, won't you give me a few million gold I'll trade some charcoal and a tiara mould This waiting ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâround here is sure getting old So lord, won't you give me a few million gold Everybody!Oh lord, won't you give me some free stuff please? My friends all ignore me, I must be diseased Lost all my good stuff, got hacked by a sleaze So lord, won't you give me some free stuff please? http://tip.it/runescape/index.php?times=11 By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purenatural Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 lol i love it - nice find RSN's - purenatural and t0talled PM is on 99% of the time - feel free to add me for a achat and just say "HYT!" and ill know you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunker1991 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Read that before,nice ring to it \ How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Its all true. I have had noobs ask me "Can you spare a few hundred k gold? You have full addy so you must be the richest person in runescape" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilev Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 :-w lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 glad you guys enjoyed it :D By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sligo Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Thank you for resurrecting my song! I had a lot of fun writing it (and the tipit times article that it was published with). There are several other threads here with various rs song parodies by a lot of different authors. I'll draw your attention to Bubsa's thread where he has actually taken the time to sing his songs to kareoke tracks. (If you find the original thread that the Noob Anthem was published in, you'll find where someone actually re-wrote my lyrics in 1337. It's fabulously hilarious!) - Sligo P.S. Here's a new song I wrote that I haven't posted here on Tip.it. It's based on Glen Frey's Smuggler's Blues, it's called the 'Scaper's Blues... ----- There's trouble in the wild tonight, I can see all the bones I had a premonition, that I should not go alone My magic bow was loaded, but I didn't think he'd kill Everything exploded as my blood began to spill So PK, here's my treasure, got my clue scroll in my hand There's a little money now, I'll do it just as I planned If I'm cool for twenty minutes, I'll have my twenty grand I'm sorry it went down like this And someone had to lose It's the nature of the wilderness It's the Scaper's blues Scaper's blues The wizards and rangers, the melee'ers know no law The scammers and the hackers, the things no p-mod saw No matter if it's runite, essence, or hard cash You've got to carry weapons 'cause it's all about your stash There's lots of skulled-up characters, lots of trading deals Every one's buying up all the food that heals It's the lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal Perhaps you'd understand it better Runnin' in my boots It's the ultimate enticement It's the Scaper's blues Scaper's blues See it in the forums, you hear it every day They do it up in members, they do it in free-to-play They march up from Edgville, over to Varrock They hide up in the ghost house, and under ev'ry rock They'll attack you anywhere, even up in level fifty-two You see them on your radar, you say, "There's nothing I can do" They'll make a victim out of anyone, right down to me and you, me and you It's a losing proposition But one you can't refuse It's the adrenaline of Wilderness, It's the Scaper's blues Scaper's blues ---- Enjoy! I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but, I am not sure you realize tht what you heard is not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikeyj6192 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 lol all those songs own \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 Thank you for resurrecting my song! I had a lot of fun writing it (and the tipit times article that it was published with). There are several other threads here with various rs song parodies by a lot of different authors. I'll draw your attention to Bubsa's thread where he has actually taken the time to sing his songs to kareoke tracks. (If you find the original thread that the Noob Anthem was published in, you'll find where someone actually re-wrote my lyrics in 1337. It's fabulously hilarious!) - Sligo P.S. Here's a new song I wrote that I haven't posted here on Tip.it. It's based on Glen Frey's Smuggler's Blues, it's called the 'Scaper's Blues... ----- There's trouble in the wild tonight, I can see all the bones I had a premonition, that I should not go alone My magic bow was loaded, but I didn't think he'd kill Everything exploded as my blood began to spill So PK, here's my treasure, got my clue scroll in my hand There's a little money now, I'll do it just as I planned If I'm cool for twenty minutes, I'll have my twenty grand I'm sorry it went down like this And someone had to lose It's the nature of the wilderness It's the Scaper's blues Scaper's blues The wizards and rangers, the melee'ers know no law The scammers and the hackers, the things no p-mod saw No matter if it's runite, essence, or hard cash You've got to carry weapons 'cause it's all about your stash There's lots of skulled-up characters, lots of trading deals Every one's buying up all the food that heals It's the lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal Perhaps you'd understand it better Runnin' in my boots It's the ultimate enticement It's the Scaper's blues Scaper's blues See it in the forums, you hear it every day They do it up in members, they do it in free-to-play They march up from Edgville, over to Varrock They hide up in the ghost house, and under ev'ry rock They'll attack you anywhere, even up in level fifty-two You see them on your radar, you say, "There's nothing I can do" They'll make a victim out of anyone, right down to me and you, me and you It's a losing proposition But one you can't refuse It's the adrenaline of Wilderness, It's the Scaper's blues Scaper's blues ---- Enjoy! LOVE IT. :mrgreen: Love you sig too :thumbsup: By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeroh Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Its all true. I have had noobs ask me "Can you spare a few hundred k gold? You have full addy so you must be the richest person in runescape" even if they do give you a nice compliment, i still won't give them stuff. nice songs sligo! Retired from runescape. I will be on every now and then though. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 i think we shall make this official!!! mwuahahah bwahhahahaahahhaah ... ha! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 i think we shall make this official!!! mwuahahah bwahhahahaahahhaah ... ha! :twisted: ROFL. I like your enthusiasm :mrgreen: By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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