First of all here r the characters

 

 

 

noob1:leader(obvously) really smart

 

noob2: addicted to cereal

 

noob3:has liquid nitrogen and blows stuff up( i give credit for the liquid nitrogen thing to salamence301 who has given me permission)

 

Noob4:Worships pinecones and belives in the pineconealypse

 

 

 

Rules:

 

all tip.it forum rules apply

 

No spamming

 

No hijacking

 

No stealing my story

 

No flaming

 

Ask for my permission if you want to use somthing from the story(besides the names noob1 noob2 and noob3)if you want permission to use the liquid nitrogen you will have to ask salamence 301 in-game

 

 

 

i will accept bios in this format

 

 

 

Name:

 

Armor and weps:

 

Race:( has to be a runescape race)

 

Gender:

 

Level:

 

Likes:

 

Dislikes:

 

 

 

Fan list:

 

Sara_mange

 

Nuclear_man2

 

 

 

now then my first noob story will now be posted woohoo!(fireworks go off) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

The first part of my first recorded runescape story has begun! :D

 

 

 

Chapter 1: tut island

 

 

 

Noob1 2 3 and 4 : Where are we?

 

Runescape guide: Your in runescape you have just learned to talk t-

 

Noob2: Ya Ya i can talk see see see???????btw i want cereal!

 

noob1: shut up

 

Runescape guide: just get out of here

 

Noob2: how? with cereal i hope?

 

Noob4: by summoning my pinecone masters to destroy this house sparing us noobs?

 

Noob1: actually i think you can just open the door

 

Noob 1 2 and 3: :ok

 

 

 

Noob1: lets go to the survival guide

 

Sg:take these nets tinderboxs and hatchets and fish and cook the shrimp

 

Noob 1 2 and 3: yes ma'm!

 

noob1: does everything succesfully(except he burned all his shrimp)

 

noob2: cuts the lake with a tinderbox and cooks the shrimp with an axe

 

Noob4: picks up some pinecones and begs them to help him cook the shirmp

 

Noob3: uses the axe to make sparks and the sparks go into the liquid nitrogen meaning......................

 

 

 

SG:stupid noobs............

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

Noob1: ok lets go to the next guide!

 

Noob2: will he give me cereal?

 

Noob1: u can dream buddy u can dream............

 

Noob4: i want to have dreams with pinecones!

 

Noob3: i want to have dreams of runescape!

 

Noob1: all of you shut up and lets go to the next guide.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll only make the next part of the story if people either rate my story or post.

not bad

hehe Funny.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Apparently my story is the only noob story on the forums.

 

 

 

BTW sara please rate my story

Chapter 1.192873938742 (the number that solves the meaning of life)

 

 

 

Mining guide: prospect those rocks noobs

 

 

 

Noob1:there is rune in my rock

 

Noob2:There's cereal in my rock

 

Noob3:There's solid nitrogen in my rock

 

Noob4:There's pinecones in my rock

 

 

 

Mining guide: NOOOO DON'T PUT THAT NITROGEN IN THE FURNACE!

 

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Noob1: il just make full rune for everyone

 

All the noobs besides noob1: yay!

 

 

 

Vannaka(combat trainer):il give u 4 full sets of bronze if you give me that rune

 

The noobs: Full bronze? yay!

 

vannaka: he he noobs.....

 

Noob2: did you say something about cereal?

 

Vannaka: i said errrr....... go kill some rats yeah thats it.....

 

The noobs: ok!

 

Noob1: look what i found!

 

Noob3: red armor? who cares about red? brown rocks!

 

put it down by the instructor and i''ll blow it up with my liquid nitrogen

 

Noob1: sure ok

 

Vannka: looks like these noobs r gonna kill me too............

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

next the quest guide

 

 

 

QG: hello open your quest pa-

 

Noob2: who cares about quessts i want cereal!

 

Noob3: liquid nitrogen!

 

QG: at this rate their gonna destroy tut island..........

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

 

 

 

Noob4: this is a stick-up in the name of the pinecones! give me all the money in the bank!

 

Bank guide: or else what?

 

Noob4: or else this! I have a bronze dagger!(finnally a break from the nitrogen)

 

Bank guide: ha! lol you cant do any dama-

 

Noob3 does 999 damage with it

 

The noobs: yay we're rich!

 

noob3 sets a liquid nitrogen bomb down on the floor

 

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM(and just when you thought you were gonna get a break from the nitrogen :roll: )

 

 

 

Mage guide: ahhhhhhhh u noobs!

 

Noob1: il take care of him(who cares its harder to give a smart leader stuff to do il make him a dumb leader)

 

BRONZE DAGGER SPEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Does 9008592873651098 damage and the mage guide drops a book

 

Noob2: i hope it has info on how to make cereal

 

Noob4: or maybe sacred pinecone rituals

 

Noob3: or regular nitrogen( the gas kinda nitrogen)

 

Noob1: actually its a spell book to get to lumby

 

Noob1: o snap! you need to have 99 mage for the spell o well'trains on chickens with the unlimited amount of runes from the mage guide)

 

Noob1: now i can teleport us all to lummy!

 

WHen they get there he suddenly gets 1 mage again weird.............

 

 

 

Now accepting bios! follow the guides for making a bio on the first post

 

and remember plz rate my story!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What should they do now?

 

A:go to wildy

 

B:Sneak into the champions guild(ya i know too early)

 

C:Beg their nooby hearts out

 

D:Try to get a skill up(choose which like this 'd fletching' or 'd smithing' etc..)

 

E:Other(u choose wat they do next!)

not bad at all (second story)

Keep it coming man this is really funny :)

No more until people vote and rate my story

Any stories based on your RuneScape experiences must be written in a fashion such that it is not like the following:

 

 

 

"I killed 4324 Chickens and got to level 30. Then this noob came by and called me a noob. I called him a noob and he starts taking my chickens."

 

 

 

Although your story is a bit removed from an actual RS experience, it reads too much like one.

 

 

 

I can understand using Netspeak (r, u, wut, etc.) for dialogues, but it just looks lazy when it's in the rest of the script.

 

 

 

For guidelines on writing a script, read: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Script