A story written by Exidious the Archivist.

 

 

 

 

 

Three pkers and anÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæEvil Chicken?!?

 

 

 

 

 

Pk Masterown went through his bank. What to bring? Dragon hide? Rune plate? Splitbark? So many choices! He pulled out dragon hide chaps, splitbark body and a rune medium helm. He took for a weapon the most feared of them allÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæthe mighty rubber chicken he had stolen one Easter but brought throwing knives with him just in case. Taking all the bear steak he had, he started for the wilderness.

 

 

 

 

 

Umewildynow had a choice to make. The whip or the poisoned dragon dagger, he also had to choose between his armor that once belonged to Torag the Corrupted or his rockshell plate armor. He closed his eyes and grabbed randomly. He chose the armor of Torag and the whip. To go with what he chose, he brought an elemental shield in case some annoying wizard came along. Taking twenty sharks and three strength potions, he headed for the wilderness.

 

 

 

 

 

Fightmenoob3 grasped his ancient staff. He put many runes in his pack so he could use many ancient attacks of any kind should a tough opponent come along. Putting his black mystic robes on, he took a large swig of magic potion. Feeling empowered and taking all the lobsters and swordfish he could muster, he headed for the wilderness.

 

 

 

 

 

Our three player killers each took separate routes that headed for the Lava Maze. Along the way Pk Masterown had a great adventure escaping from dragons and poisonous spiders. Umewildynow too had a great adventure, as he killed two archers along the way. Fightmenoob3 brought down a knight and a wizard on his way to the Lava Maze.

 

 

 

 

 

Fightmenoob3 looked up, towards the Lava Maze. A distant silhouette could be seen against the black ash cast down from the thunderous mountains of fire. It was a knight, an easy kill for a wizard of his power. As he shot ice at the knight which he came to recognize as Umewildynow, he felt sharp pain at his side. Seeing a small throwing knife laying on the ground and the blood at his left side he turned. A pathetic level 34 named Pk Masterown stood there with more of those poky pieces of metal. Fightmenoob3 switched to Ice Barrage and attacked both enemies at the same time. But Umewildynow resisted and charged at Fightmenoob3. As Pk Masterown ate fifteen of his bear steaks he charged at Umewildynow and Fightmenoob3 fired at Pk Masterown.

 

 

 

 

 

A great battle ensued, Umewildynow and Fightmenoob3 ate all their food and used all the potions. They clashed strongly damaging each other and occasionally smacking the chicken wielding newbie aside. Just as the two strong warriors knocked each other down, Pk Masterown ran up to finish them with his knives but was knocked down again. All three of them lay there, to weak to continue fighting. They agreed they should be friends and save their equipment for another time. They struggled to their feet and readied for the return journey to Edgeville.

 

 

 

 

 

As the three new friends walked south, a whoosh of smoke was heard from behind and an all to familiar voice shouted ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅFlee from me Umewildynow! Bwuuuhahaha!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Good but rushed, it could have been better. But as a short story it was ok.

IT WAS GREAT. HAD FUN READIN G IT :D

This one is rushed yes, I just whipped it up.

 

 

 

Tried to be a little funny with it also.