Uncreating creation. Recreationally.

[Anti]

Creatures like to express themselves. Some use writing. Some use art. Whatever the case, it is obvious we all somehow need to express ourselves. We use our creativity to fuel magical balls of imagination, creating intertwined vines that seem to writhe within one another. Me? Well, as for me, I prefer to use magic to express myself. Creating magical beings here and there, flcikering down lightning from above to create a dazzling masterpiece, and occasionaly modeling a human or two I spectated from above.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It should be noted however, that most of these humans are not well made. I named them humans, not the other way around. They can call me what they wish, but I shall still go by my real name, my birth name: Methelius. What? I lost you? Well, sorry for you not having the mentally capability of a caged rabbit. Let me phrase it this way: ever had a science experiment gone wrong? Well, consider this a lab gone wrong. Ever since I made the first two, the ones in the forest, they haven't stopped breeding. I created rabbits in the attempt to overwhelm them, but it just didn't work. The rabbits evolved into smaller creatures while the humans just downright became vicious. They formed little villages with huts, then created sticks with sharp points and jabbed them in one another! What brutes! I should have sent a great flood (almost did, even ordered a guy to build a boat, bu at the last second I thought: Nah, what's the use? They'll come back. Probly have a secret underground hiding spot or something. If only two survived, in a few years they'd be making metropolises! So here comes a brilliant idea. Lets SPLIT the world up! Righto. Giving some lands to the west half, and some to the east, I created seperate masses, completly surrounded by deep ocean. One the humans could have, the other would be mine to toy around with. So I did, then I rested a bit. Come back a bit later, and whaddaya think I saw? Some crazy humans wondering around hunting my little animals! The anger I felt! They had gotten trapped in the ground, and had thus repopulated. ARGH. Fine, fine, let em have it. I'll work elsewhere. I stopped and thought for a bit, then finally figured it out. Before that though, the little humans on the east side of the world made boats, and crossed to the west side! These were intelligent. It took me thirty seconds to think up the concept of a boat, them almost four and a half million years. Who's the superior?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, I ripped a huge chunk off the west side of the world, plunged it underwater (the poor humans on it drowned, ah well, there'll be more) and glossed it off with cold so it froze and became ice. There I created an ultimate species, one that would wipe the human filth off the world. What were they? You might not yet know. Take a look in the icier regions of the worlds and you'll find them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right: PENGUINS. Ah, I loved them. Beautiful little killing machines. As I was about to increase their size and tooth sharpness, guess what? Those pesky humans FOUND them! They took them back to the lands and put them on display for others to see! Can you believe it!? The downright, absolute nerve of those freaks! Gah! I couldn't change them now! So, yet another species destroyed by them. How I despised myself for creating them.Then the created this diversion tool, which they called run-escape. Run and escape? Thought it was funny. You ran from monsters, escaped from giant dragons, all the creatures that I had rejected somehow found their way into this game!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I played this game forever (<3), but couldn't beat it. You couldn't win! It was impossible! This was the last straw that broke the camels back ( Camels, like everything else, where created by me. Just sayin'. ) . I wanted to forever remove myself from their planet. Rawr, see what they do to me? "Their planet". Pfft. MY planet. Anyways, I left. Made my own planet. Well, again. This one was way better. It was far, faaaaar away from the humans, and I created, in peace and harmony, away from...them, many great races. Some made big ships and went into the black stuff in the sky. It looked pretty when I made it, I left it there. Put some shiny circles in it too. :D. But anyways, I've rigged it so that this planet leaves its orbit and collides with the human planet. What a day that wil lbe. I can't wait. Of course my creatures will vanquish the humans. If the collision of the planets doesn't kill them both of coruse. If that happens, well, then back to the drawing board. Wait, I haven't invented those yet. Ah well, in due time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Anti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wrote this in about 10 min, didn't even fully read through it.

 

 

 

*Some funny lil things in this. Catch some of the biblical stuff? Atlantis? Anything? No? Darn. Ah well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've also got some other, better stories out. Be sure to look for those.

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It was just crazy....Another masterpiece by Anti.

 

 

 

Do you think Methelius was ummm a bit dense?

 

 

 

I mean there has only ever been one dangrous rabbit and that was killed by the Holy Hand Grenade.

 

 

 

As for penguins...don't count them out just yet. There is a chance that they will dress up as sheep and destroy the pesky humans....

[Anti]

Roar. :D. Even I amuse myself at times. :S

[dragoncmd]

BLASPHMEY! It is common knowledge that mice are the smartest animals on earth and dolphins are second!

[Anti]

But the dolphins could never rule the land. And the mice are far too small. :D

[PURESMITHER]

Good to see ya back Anti!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another piece of writing by the master of short novels. :3>

[Anti]

<3. :3>

[Anti]

Love this. ^.^

 

 

 

^Bump^

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I am sure there is a law against bumping old stories...But I suppose it was a good story...

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It's funny. Atlantis came from the island in the sea. Noah's Ark is the biblical reference. And it's POLAR BEARS who shall rule the earth, right in front of the penguins.