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redneck joke problems


splatmster24

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ok, so there i am, minding my own business on world somethingorother, fletching like fifty gazillion willows logs into wilow longs (1k actually) with like 10 other people doing the same exact thing, when i get this great idea, tell a few "you might be a redneck if" jokes, just for kicks'n'giggles. this is the telling of the jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me(splatmster24) flash2:shake: " you might be a redneck if, your dads cell number has nothing to do with a telephone."

 

 

 

(a few scattered lols)

 

 

 

me(splatmster24) glow2:wave: "you might be a redneck if, you work outside without a shirt, and so does your husband!"

 

 

 

(many lols and a few rofls)

 

 

 

me: " you might be a redneck if, you miss school but bring a picture of the deer you shot the next day and are excused!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i now have everyones attention and many people are laughing when i see three different people say " reported" all of them lvl 40-50s.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is this fair?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

leave a post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

plz, for all you brits who dont get it, dont flame

 

 

 

guide for those who dont get it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke 1 : your dad is in prison, his CELL number

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke 2 :implying that it is a female that works without her shirt outside, (plz, not trying to be mean, dont get mad)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke 3: you miss school to go hunting and your school doesnt care.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remember, this was for others comic relief, not just mine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no flaming(plz :ohnoes: )

Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.

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yes, i know it was locked, i was then told to go to this forum with it, i also improved it, so plz, let the other people speak.

Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.

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You were told to post it in the sticky in the forum games board. Are you illiterate?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no, i was told to put the JOKES on the sticky, i want ed to know what other peoples reactions to these jokes are. besides, the joke sticky is so full you cant hardly read all of them.

Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.

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