You know it.
I know it.
Skittles are disgusting, evil things, and we need to ban them.
Work with me.
I promise to ban Skittles everywhere.
We can do this if we work together.
Are you with me? This is what our ancestors would have wanted.
Do it now.
Only once Skittles are banned will the fools see the folly of their ways.
OBLIVION IS AT HAND!