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Food Porn - The Manwich

It's not 100% perfect, but it's come out a damn sight better than my previous effort. I've figured out some mistakes I made during the making of this one, and I'll go through those as I go through the recipe with you bunch of nubs :P   So it's been a long time since I've posted a food porn for you sluts, and I have no excuses, but one explanation. I'm too lazy to record what I'm cooking half the time, or I don't deem it "worthy" of being food porn. I won't lie and say this is the return of my fo

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Another Troll Engagement Post?! Damn it Jason...

WAIT WAIT WAIT, IT'S NOT FAKE THIS TIME!!!   Sure Jason, you're always trolling, we can't trust anything you say...   Hey, you shut up! You can trust me if I say I'm being serious!   What about that time you tried to convince us that Darkwitchery was a dice host?   She was though, that still counts.   Good point... go on then, do tell.       Ladies and gentlemen, I have left behind the single life forever. I have doomed myself to a life of enslavement.   [hide=Spoilers]   [/hide

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

And this is why we need FEminism.

Why can't ironmen have the G.E?!   WHY CAN'T IRONMEN TRADE WITH OTHER PLAYERS?!?!   JAGEX IS OPRESSING THE IRONMAN, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!   WE HAVE TO RISE UP AND BREAK THE PATRIARCHY THAT JAGEX HAS HELD OVER THE IRONMAN FOR TOO LONG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Join us today, and help us get equal rights for the Ironman   Join the FEminist movement today.           P.S - We don't need equal rights for ironwomen.   Props to Kieran/Drazhor for th

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

JasonTheFoodFan - Episode #2 - Attack of the Pies

I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR THROAT AND USE YOUR BLOOD FOR SYRUP ON MY TOAST!!!   It's always entertaining to see how much comic sans looks like a kitten trying to roar. Not threatening in any way, shape or form. Yes, completely stolen from something else, but what are you, a cop? [bleep] you.   PIE   So yeah, I made pies this time. Oddish kind of inspired me to do the next installment of food porn. I've done some cooking lately, but nothing too amazing, and nothing I considered posting, ya know? I will

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

JasonTheFoodFan - Episode #1 - The Braided Menace

FOOD PORN!   Decided that I wanted to do more fresh cooking, so I decided to make a food porn blog for you TIF'ers. You know why?   Because [bleep] you. That's why.   You get to look at all the nice things I cook and eat, and I can laugh at the knowledge that your jealous hunger will cause you pain. It brings me amusement to cause pain.   Let's get this shit started then, shall we?       One of the first things I cooked up that I'm really proud of was a braided spaghetti bread. When thinking abo

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Newly-Weds for the New Year!

Ladies and gentlemen, Tip.It has been around for a long time. People spend time together talking, and gradually, friendships end up becoming more. Relationships have bloomed over the years that Tip.It has been around, and some of the great relationships live on in our memory. Some of the greats include:   Tripsis & PureMageUK   D.V. "I'm getting lucky tonight!" Devnull & Sy Accursed   Leik & Leik's LEFT Hand     It is of no surprise to those in the know then, that two of

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Maeror Meror

Maeror Meror, now known as Apollo, has shown why he is now known as the God of the Sun and Poetry.   [hide=Phwoar] [/hide]   This is a beautiful man. Andy, I think even I'm starting to get seduced at this point.

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

HYT Relationships... NEW AND UPDATED!!!

HYT... The chat of champions. The arena of aristocrats. The conglomeration of conglomerates.   HYT is not the kind of area you would expect relationships to spring up. It does not seem like the place where love blossoms, and hearts flutter at the sight of their loved ones, but stranger things have happened...   Nearly two years since the last release of HYT Relationships, their have been some shocking changes to relationships, but some things never change...   Let's see just how much of

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Death By Chocolate... now including Nudity!

As a bit of back story, the Tip.It Crewbie Newbie known as Salleh came to stay with me for a week, and during this time... we created Death By Chocolate.   It started out innocently enough, she wanted to bake with me as I love cooking, and she wanted to try something new, so we made some Brownies from a pre-bought mix one day. They weren't bad, but they weren't special, and you barely got any in the pack.   We went back to ASDA in the hopes of finding some inspiration on what to make. Those that

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Naked Food - Uncensored

I have created Food Porn, the first of hopefully many such entries   This is the recipe used - http://www.rhodesbre...spaghetti-bread   I had to swap some stuff around, due to it being a U.S recipe, and using U.K materials, such as making my own bread dough rather than using frozen dough   [hide=Uncooked]   It's starting to look good baby [/hide]   [hide=COOKED, and you get to see sexy me!] [/hide]   [hide=A Slice of... H.A.M? Nah, A Slice of Porn!] [/hide]   Basically yeah, I am amazing.

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Hyt Relationships - New and Updated!

After reading through my old blog entries, I noticed that some of the relationships were extremely out of date, and thus, we need new and updated gossip!   Let us begin, shall we?   TheKoolKandy and Muffin Maddy - No, he screams on Skype as I type this information. Little does he know that Maddy already has a seduction plan, which she is currently working on with Patrick. She's about half way done corrupting his innocence, and the finale involves a trip to the Cinema to watch Breaking Dawn

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Skittles - Ban the Rainbow

You know it.   I know it.   Skittles are disgusting, evil things, and we need to ban them.   Work with me.   I promise to ban Skittles everywhere.   We can do this if we work together.   Are you with me? This is what our ancestors would have wanted.   Do it now.   Only once Skittles are banned will the fools see the folly of their ways.   OBLIVION IS AT HAND!   :)  

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Loot Tab

Too tired to make story   Dat loot tab of 9 Polypore Staves (too lazy to use #10, keeping it because I can)     Ohhhh yeah. Seeds in order, first thing in the tab is spirit, and then from there, magic, yew, palm, papaya, watermelon, fellstalk, torstol, lantadyme and snapdragon. :twisted:

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Marraige of Kimberly and Dragonkng198!

Hello users of the Tip.It forums.   You are cordially invited, to the union of two evil souls, to form the Anti-Christ.   Kimberly has graciously accepted my proposal for marraige, and as such, you are all invited to the blessed event. There will be cake. (which may or may not be a lie) There will be death. (What wedding isn't complete without a little MURDER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :twisted:)   The staff present are as follows:   Bride: Dragonkng198 Groom: Kimberly (She wears t

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Join My Campaign!

Skittles.   Disgusting, aren't they?   I want to ban them from the World, have them stamped out.   In fact, why just want? Let's do it!   Join my Campaign today to ban Skittles!     Be worried though.   Ashley will devour your soul if you support.   I will devour your soul if you do not support.   Good fight your soul.   R.I.P

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Irked.

Heh.. I have a loan out with Provident at the moment, which means I pay them back a certain amount each week for the cash in hand they gave me when I started the loan.   I have always paid them back without fail. I HAD 100% credit rating.   So my parents have loans out with them too. They pay back at the same time. To make it easier, I give my dad the money I pay provident so he can pay them all at the same time.   Today.. money is looking a bit dire. I've been debating getting £100 to put in th

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Hyt Relationships... 2!

Damn it people, do you know how much effort goes in to making one of these blogs?! Barely any! I'm just so completely corrupt that the words just flow from my.. fingers. Mhm... anyway, I have been nagged and insulted and whined at that certain "people" weren't on the list, so.. here is Hyt Relationships 2!   Iiccee (Frank) and Muffin Maddy (Sugarbabenumbers) - Here would be the part where I'd normally write about how Frank seduced Maddy with his amazing voice, his gorgeous body, or some other as

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Hyt Relationships

So, you join Hyt, and you find yourself in an enviroment filled with love? But who loves who? Hell, even I barely knew, so I made it my buisness to find out! After painstaking research, here are the results of the Hyt Relationships!   Sangrina and Emmace (A Mace) - If you've seen my blogs in the past, you've probably seen the blog that announced the marraige of Emmace and Sangrina. Both two of the nicest chatters, they both have secret lives as evil, corrupt people, which were highlighted in my

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Both Good and Bad

The good news is, I'm getting a place of my own :) Moving out in just under an hour now!   The bad news? No internet access :| My time on TIF, RS and so on is going to be very limited for the forseeable future, so don't be too depressed when you don't talk to me for ages ;)   Just a heads up to let friends know <3:   Jason

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Jason for Admin!

I vote to start a campaign to have me as admin!   If elected, I promise to make reading Twilight a requirement to join Tip.It.   If there are no spots currently open, give me Cowman's spot!   Thank you!   :)

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Your Invited!

<3: You are cordially invited to the wedding of Emmace (A Mace) and Sangrina3! <3:   These two have long had an on-off relationship, mostly due to Emmace's reluctance to give up his well earned bachelor status, and Sangrina's refusal to leave a Smithing Anvil for more than thirty seconds at a time. However, a compromise has been struck, and they will now tie the knot in true Runescape fashion!   Emmace is a long standing member of the Brotherhood of Farming Assasains, and is widely conside

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

Ganoderps! 1/5!

1/5 of my Ganoderp goal done, which is to have 100 Polypore sticks banked saving all loot apart from Mushrooms and Neem ^^ (Current price check is 85m+)   The gems are mainly from Bork, the herbs from farming (or ROW drops) and the runes from doing some barrows as well as Wicked Hood :D   The herbs and seeds are in order, and the 3 rune ore and 125 mud runes are from randomly killing a Patriarch that Octarine called <3:   So yeah :P Making bank, stuff like that, kthxbai, I love you all <3

Dragonkng198

Dragonkng198

 

My Continuing Absence

I've rediscovered my love of watching Twilight movies while listening to Justin Bieber. This takes up all my time, and thus, I have been absent. You can understand though, right? ;)   ___   Ah, in all seriousness, just a general little bloggy thing to explain to those of my friends who care (you know who you are Frank. Don't try and hide your feelings for me!), I haven't been around much the last few weeks due to general feeling under the weather in terms of my mental health. It's not as bad as

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Dragonkng198

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