Everything posted by splatmster24
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redneck joke problems
ok, so there i am, minding my own business on world somethingorother, fletching like fifty gazillion willows logs into wilow longs (1k actually) with like 10 other people doing the same exact thing, when i get this great idea, tell a few "you might be a redneck if" jokes, just for kicks'n'giggles. this is the telling of the jokes. me(splatmster24) flash2:shake: " you might be a redneck if, your dads cell number has nothing to do with a telephone." (a few scattered lols) me(splatmster24) glow2:wave: "you might be a redneck if, you work outside without a shirt, and so does your husband!" (many lols and a few rofls) me: " you might be a redneck if, you miss school but bring a picture of the deer you shot the next day and are excused!" i now have everyones attention and many people are laughing when i see three different people say " reported" all of them lvl 40-50s. is this fair? leave a post. plz, for all you brits who dont get it, dont flame guide for those who dont get it. joke 1 : your dad is in prison, his CELL number joke 2 :implying that it is a female that works without her shirt outside, (plz, not trying to be mean, dont get mad) joke 3: you miss school to go hunting and your school doesnt care. remember, this was for others comic relief, not just mine. no flaming(plz :ohnoes: )
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Cmon tip.it! (what do the mods think?)
lol, this guys got jokes!
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Cmon tip.it! (what do the mods think?)
i wonder what the mods think about this subject?
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Cmon tip.it! (what do the mods think?)
i dont NEED to do anything, im just tryig to figure out how many christians woud give up a line on thier sig to say IM A CHRISTIAN, others need not apply
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"you might be a redneck ifs"
ok, i told a few redneck jokes on rs and got reported, so lets hear the best, "you might be a redneck if" jokes yall know. (plz no racist or sexual) YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF: you work without a shirt, and so does your husband. your dads cell number has nothing to do with a telephone you miss school one day but bring a picture of the deer you shot and are excused. please no flame wars, this is just for kicks'n'giggles
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Indianapolis Colts- We Did It Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your loss, pats lose WOOT!
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Cmon tip.it! (what do the mods think?)
lol, athiests put them in their sig, ive seen it, and as for the "evolutionist teh" remark, cmon, then i wouldnt care if it was lokced, all i was doing was expressing my faith and asking others to do the same. :pray:
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Cmon tip.it! (what do the mods think?)
I dont know how many people in this community are christians or have trusted christ as thier savior, but i thought my sig was fine, i saw it on someone elses sig and thought hey, thats cool. all it said was "I have trusted jesus christ as my savior, and if you have too, put this on your sig. how is that wrong, soon i get a [admin edit] saying something about an illigal religous reference or something, i dont get it, i never thought tip it was bias! hey mods, please dont lock this post, if it is in the wrong spot just move it, i want people to see it.
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Most Expensive Thing You've Bought EVER
1k drag bones 1 mill
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I've become a member, yay!
i got you all beat, i did ALL!!!! f2p quests before i was a member. (including dragon slayer at lvl32, beat that)