Vann

I haven't used irc in forever. I should pop in and say hey soon

Then I bet you love the 9 days in May that are all palindromes: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/16/15 5/17/15 5/18/15 5/19/15

You had a couple typos. But don't worry. They are fixed now.

I don't know what you are talking about. I got lobbied for AFKing bc I left yall to get drunk with the girl that came over. So don't apologize. I should be the one apologizing

I afk'd at the entrance and got lobbied for waiting too long. So I fail at dg.... But I had a girl come over and she wanted to get drunk and do the nasty so I chose that over rs

Sorry bout that Skype call. Chick was drunk and wanted to talk to random people. Haha. Come back to rs3. Osrs is lame.

Last time I checked Vann wasn't Mayweather. Or Ray Rice. I don't think Vann even knows what exercise is, let alone a sport. Paq won that fight and Brady got a longer suspension for deflategate than Ray Rice got for knocking his [bleep] out in the elevator. #Sports And I like my girls on top. Especially spinners (girls under 100 lbs that spin on your dick bc they are so tiny)

I might dg with you....maybe....

Saru is a bottom so he knows what taking it feels like.

50m adds like 25% to my bank so I'm not hating... But I would love if dicing came back. I miss the good ole days where kids just loved giving me all the money their parents would buy for them

You are the only person that shows me love on my blog. Therefore I'm gonna try and get you on the Vorago team for tonight!

Learned ROTS last night. Current reaper task is 6 Araxxi so I'll be doing that tonight. I have $0.20 USD to last me until payday on Friday. Eating ramen and canned ravioli and soup til then. But this means I'm not leaving the house all week so I'll be scaping a lot. ROTS is fast and fun and profitable. Made 5M in 11 kills. Cash pile is now around 105M bc I spent a lot on T90 Mage gear, repairing degradables, and supplies. Should be set to Araxxi and ROTS for money now. Goals this week are 99 range (97 currently), 70 Base (div left), and it might be a stretch but Plagues End and Branches of Darkmyer done. Also I want to add 25M to my cash stack (should be easy with Araxxi, ROTS and I'm learning Vorago tonight) Range I'll slay which shouldn't take too long, div is fast and afk.... The quests tho. Yuck. Also, I gotta learn how to do that big chinchompa minigame so I can start collecting tickets for 99 hunter. Apparently grenwalls are 400k+ xp/hr and a few mil an hour. Need like 11k tickets for 99. But this goal is after all my others.

So you host the (un) official BSC yet you let you blog fall so far back. Tisk tisk

Araxxi is so fun and easy. Idk what the fuss is about it being hard. But my interwebz screwed me last night. Had Araxxi at 22k LP, I was full health and had 15 rocks and 2 brews left... Aka smooth sailing bc the last 50k LP is just pound town til she dies...... Then I died bc my damn internet went out for 5 mins. So GF that kill and 10% of my Malev...... Going out of town this weekend to New Orleans. Going to be ballin on a budget tho ($170 to last me till next Friday when I get paid) so let's see if I can do a weekend in Nola on $100! Luckily gas is cheap these days and I have a free place to stay. I'll be back Sunday night and start the Araxxi grind. Update on what's going on besides Araxxi: Found 250M on an old mule from dicing days so I bought drygore maces, all the t90 armour, blood neck, t85 boots and supplies for Araxxi and still have 150M or so left. So my goal right now is to Raxx/ROTS(once Saru teaches me)i to afford t90 Mage/Range and when I'm not Raxxing I'll be afk skilling or questing bc I need elf quests. Finally got Jack of Trades so that's free div exp each day. Approaching 70 base then shouldn't take me too long to get 80 base (DG, RC, Hunter, Div). Then on the grind to 90 base and Max.

So I skipped step 1-2 and went straight to 3. Thanks Saru for teaching me Araxxor. I think I'm in love with the boss.

Guess I'll bring my blog back from the depths of page 2. Been fishing afk with shark suit at Barb. Went from like 72-86 the past couple of weeks. About to start questing while working on 80 base then time to start learning Araxxi. Also I finally found a goal for me other than maxing: Fashionscape. Dream outfit #1:"Purple Particals"- White Partyhat, 120 thief cape (purple kiln cape til then) with Shadow Dye Nox Staff and my old Virtus outfit and the white eyes aura. Approx costs- Lots! + a shit load of afking at Priff for thief. Dream outfit #2: "Red Particals"- Red Partyhat, 120 slayer cape (99 slay cape til then), some weapon with red Particals and some outfit with the red eye aura. Approx costs- Lots! + a shit load of time slaying. Whoever wants to help me make money let me know. I haven't been rich since dicing days and don't know how to make fast money these days.

Haseooooo I'll DG with you. I'm 78 and want 90. Then we can quest together!

Haseo lets quest together. I basically have the entire elf quest line (regicide>plagues end) and I have WGS, brink of extinction, and fate of the gods all to do, plus like 50000 other quests.

I think I win. Been playing since September of 2001. So almost 14 years. Only had the 10 year cape for like 2 years tho bc this is my 2nd account. And I'm no where near maxed.

Minigame Weekend | 8th May - 11th May Double produce points at Livid Farm. GG on wasting time

Daily spins for the last 4 months, $200 spent on spins.... No spring cleaner. Can Jagex just add a way to buy it directly or make it a minigame reward or something. Squeal of fortune is the most annoying thing ever.

Inb4shitlegpieceinsteadoflivid

I said shoot BRB shower and then logged out Lmfao mush I was drunk, on the phone with my ex trying to get a booty call and following you around at livid being the bro I am and keeping you company during this boring time in your life.... And you just left me. It's sad

You left my drunk ass at livid last night. You just logged out.

Or he could do dungeoneering instead of some stupid skill like slayer. Play a pointless minigame instead of training his favorite skill? Wot