"Deadly serious"? Eh, nope, I'm pretty sure you're all joking. Just checked Dictionary.com @ http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/maleware, and they also don't recognize this misspelling. Heck, Google even spell-checked me over trying to type such a misspelling as "maleware", and fixed it to the proper "malware". Stack on top of that my own recognition of how it could be mistyped due to the 'w' and 'e' sitting too close to each other on the keyboard, and the etymology of how "malware" came to be, and it just totally destroys any second spellings. Hell, I think I'm gonna facedesk any time I see a misspelling of that word now, but it was definitely a real nice try at a joke. ;) Now, I'm feeling like things got a little derailed here, so let's not continue this little side-topic... alright? <_< ~Mr. D. V. "Have your LOLs, but I know the real spelling." Devnull