D. V. Devnull

You're Fired from the Purple Hell Hound Ninja Clan because your post was ninja'd horribly by Blaze. :lol: ~D. V. "This was just waiting to happen." Devnull

You're fired from the M&M factory as well for stealing a huge M&M-shaped suit. They caught you on camera. :shades: ~D. V. "I'm surprised they didn't catch what you say I saw as well." Devnull (p.s.: Let's see if someone else follows this up and keeps the chain going...)

Banned because a truck just went through the side wall of a chemical plant, and everything exploded. :twss: ~D. V. "Yet another graphic explosion..." Devnull

Granted, but what you wish for can't be discussed on this board, and it would be corrupted in an utterly mind-blowing and awful manner that can't be discussed either. <_< I wish for absolutely no living being (same goes for non-living beings, and same goes for groups of either) to ever ask me what just passed through my mind while I was typing this post. -.- ~D. V. "REALLY, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!" Devnull

Banned because I have just put a like on your post, but I have to be silly and catch you for not banning the above poster with something funny. :? ~D. V. "I should be putting something else that's useful here, but my mind's a blank!" Devnull

27427 ~D. V. "Sticking a couple likes and moving on..." Devnull

Banned because we're both not really that hate-worthy. You just have to get accustomed to our weird senses of humor. ;) Anyway, we would both miss you if you left. :( ~D. V. "It's that simple..." Devnull

Banned because the Unreal Tournament 'Redeemer' weapon beats most small-to-medium-sized guns and such. :| ~D. V. "Of course, I keep better stuff on my online self... LOL!" Devnull

Then policies have changed, as that used to be a hard line in the sand... It used to be that if anyone wanted that, it was blocked for many reasons, including upkeep of Moderation Data and prevention of loss of stolen accounts. :-k ~D. V. "A bit shocked..." Devnull

You're Fired from Samsung for messing up a release of Tablet OS Software, as it messed up a whole line of their Galaxy Tablets. :uhh: ~D. V. "All those frustrated users... Oh my..." Devnull

Banned for wrongfully assuming corrupting your last wish was a challenge.Banned because I was NOT assuming any such thing. :shame: ~D. V. "Hmph..." Devnull

27433 ... I feel as if I've seen a score reading this before. :-k ~D. V. "What a ghost..." Devnull

Administrators here will confirm my note to you that they don't delete accounts. The best you can have done is to have your account here banned, but I would really recommend against doing so, as that cuts off your access to your posts and other things. :( If you're really leaving, have fun out in the world. Just don't forget to set a really secure password here, and then keep a note of it written on paper and hidden in a super-safe place, should you ever decide to come back. I don't think your account will be hacked while you're gone, but at least doing this will seal the account off without needing a ban done. ;) ~D. V. "Unfortunate news, but you can't go to the extent you want..." Devnull

Granted, but the Djinn and the Genie keep swapping in and out every little while, and you never notice them doing so. :P I wish a cure for Cancer had already been found, and that we had already developed Warp Speed Travel, but without having a 3rd World War that killed most everyone in the process. :( ~D. V. "Yeah, enjoy running this one over..." Devnull

Welcome to the Tip.It (aka: Rune Tips) Community, @Ozella. Please enjoy your stay, watch out for the lunatics, and come play in the Forum Games! Yes, of course, don't forget to check the rest of things out... LOL! :lol: BTW, we also have an "Unofficial 'Official' Clan of Tip.It"... Just stick "HYT" (without the double-quotes) into the 'Guest Clan Chat' name entry while you're in-game to go over and check it out. :shades: ~D. V. "My siggy's out-of-date..." Devnull

Welcome to the Tip.It (aka: Rune Tips) Community, @LordTruth. Please enjoy your stay, watch out for the lunatics, and come play in the Forum Games! Yes, of course, don't forget to check the rest of things out... LOL! :lol: ~D. V. "My siggy's out-of-date..." Devnull

Welcome to the Tip.It (aka: Rune Tips) Community, John/@jpl02192. Please enjoy your stay, watch out for the lunatics, and come play in the Forum Games! Yes, of course, don't forget to check the rest of things out... LOL! :lol: ~D. V. "My siggy's out-of-date..." Devnull

Welcome to the Tip.It (aka: Rune Tips) Community, @Lallanaboat. Please enjoy your stay, watch out for the lunatics, and come play in the Forum Games! Yes, of course, don't forget to check the rest of things out... LOL! :lol: ~D. V. "My siggy's out-of-date..." Devnull

5*3*31*59 = 27435 ~D. V. "What a short breakdown." Devnull

Banned because you're not the only one who finds the "Unread Posts" function rather useful, especially in combination with the "View My Content" function. :thumbup: ~D. V. "Also uses it..." Devnull

24*5*73-1 = 27439 :P ~D. V. "Grouping it up..." Devnull

Banned for leaving me with this feeling like I need a pronunciation dictionary. #-o ~D. V. "Just not getting it..." Devnull (p.s.: Nice job landing the 38k posts line!)

27441 ~D. V. Devnull

Banned for utterly missing my "HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2005)" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724/) reference. :( ~D. V. "And it was the 2nd idea that came to my mind." Devnull

Banned because a really big whale appeared out of thin air, fell 50 miles, and blew apart into huge meat chunks from smacking hard on the ground. :mad: ~D. V. "Shpla-BOOM!" Devnull