Ahh chuck norris, the manliest man to ever walk the man world, You know, chuck norris eats rocks, and poops lightning bolts. If you do not know who chuck norris is, he is the world champ in Tae kwon do, Jujutsu, kickboxing, karate, sumo, tae bo, pad thai, street fighter II, and holds a certificate of participation in the national spelling bee. He has no weaknesses, he is the ultimate fighting machine. A movie producer ran into chuck norris, with a screenplay starring him versis king kong, gidorah, dracula, satan, charles bronson, and that russian boxer from Rocky IV, The movie was never made, simply because it was too far fetched, simply since nobody but nobody would stand a chance against chuck norris. Chuck norris fought in almost every major war, including the korean war, world war I, The american civil war, The Peloponnesian war, the Iran-Iraq War(on both sides), the war of the worlds, and the War on drugs. The only war chuck hasn't fought in is the Macedonian war, because chuck doesnt give a poo about Macedonia, Chuck norris favorite foods are as followed: -Whiskey Sometimes chuck gets tired of whiskey, he'll eat bread, cheese, some tomato paste, and a handful of basil, which sounds like pizza, but it's not because chuck doesnt want to give the Italians the credit, Every now and then Chuck norris will sit down and eat an entire plate of sausage and onions for no reason.