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Alright, are you joining an alliance and/or joining Nopec? Nopec is simply an oil cartel designed to wean the entire world off of oil. An alliance between us would simply be in case either of us are attacked, since it seems like the EC want's Finland I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted Sweden and Norway also. Awesome if you join both, they are both designed to promote peace and prosperity. So hedgehog, would Finland like to ally with Norway in a military defense scenario and/or join Nopec? I accept the offer for the alliance. As with any alliance, if anyone in the alliance attacks me, they will be nuked. No nukes.

Now 30% of the rainforests have been cleared away, and a road system has been made to connect the northern and southern portions of the MAD island. A 1000 square mile nature preserve and safari is being worked on to the east of the island. The vanilla plantation business is booming, and we have also looked into research for more productive rice crops, so that MAD can become agriculturally self-sufficient.

Don't do it! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.

You should name it populi Lent :o

I have a steady supply of oil, NG, and lumber to sell to you Riku. The lumber however will only be supplied for a few more years before we have de-forested the amount we want.

Alright, I hope I'm not away on vacation during that time (=eating dinner)

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MAD will gladly take any and all non-expired condoms from Luxembourg, for Madagascar can't get AIDS, nor any other PANDEMIC. :lol:

Since MAD is a reasonable distance from Antarctica, we will send small scouting boats to patrol the area for oil riggers.

Agreed. More oil business for MAD that way.

Don't compare it to the real world and there is a fair basis start and I have support too so I should be able to get the oil. No there's not. You're supposed to improve your country from where it is in the real world. You don't magically have billions of dollars. Why not work on increasing the cigar industry? EDIT: @Run4Runes - One word. Hyperinflation. Better idea: I should work on a machine that makes sarcasm detectable on the internet! :D

Don't compare it to the real world and there is a fair basis start and I have support too so I should be able to get the oil. No there's not. You're supposed to improve your country from where it is in the real world. You don't magically have billions of dollars. I have TRILLIONS of dollars because of my super money machine that turns salt water into gold! You are all under my rule now.

I can supply the pliers, batteries, heaters, and light bulbs. In exchange I will receive? I have a spare freighter that can act as a cruise ship. I also have many wild and exotic Malagasy animals you can have $120000 worth of oil $100000 for the big ship and $20000 for the animals. List: 1000 boxes of pencils, 2500 boxes of crayons, 250 pencil sharpeners, Edit: I saw your new price. It's a deal, I sent the animals on the freighter to your location. I expect the oil to arrive soon.

I can supply the pliers, batteries, heaters, and light bulbs. In exchange I will receive? I have a spare freighter that can act as a cruise ship. I also have many wild and exotic Malagasy animals you can have

I should like to propose a lucrative book deal, entitled, "My journey from Japan to MAD". Thousands will buy it. All I require is your endorsement. We shall share the profits. If this goes well, there could be more business in the future! Oh course I will endorse the book, as long as it isn't based around MAD being a terrible place or anything of the sort.

We recently has a major propaganda rally, and the MAD's new army totals over 25,000 able bodies adults aged 18-35 years old. In other news, the Malagasy Funbuck has been renamed "MAD money", and Jim Cramer's face is on every bill.

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We have ourselves a deal! Enjoy your vanilla beans and Malagasy Funbucks. Great, we have distributed the vanilla as a special gift to each citizen of Cairo. As an added bonus you can keep the freighter that we are using to send you the weapons and munitions. Excellent. I have put the freighter into government storage for now, but I believe I will be able to find a good use for it later.

We have ourselves a deal! Enjoy your vanilla beans and Malagasy Funbucks.

Guns for large amount of vanilla and cash? Well currently we have decent sized farms and plantations of vanilla, but by next year Madagascar will be swimming in it. We don't need any tanks or aircraft, as we are dealing with tribal people that use spears and bows and arrows and such.

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I still have the MAD republic! (Madagascar) I just woke up, and the the MAD has done rather well this year. (overnight) About 10% of the rainforests have been cleared, almost all of them on the southern portion of the island, where small towns and cities are springing up due to the booming new oil industry. The profits being made from Petoro's operations has enabled us to start a new industry: Agriculture. By next year we are planning to have another 20% of the rainforests cleared for farms on the northern portion of the Malagasy island. This process will be somewhat slow due to the government's refusal to burn down the forests; all the wood will be chopped down and will be either sold or used for energy. We now have 99% of the island's population under our support, which leaves 200,000 tribal people against us. The current army of Madagascar stands at 12,500 people, but is severely under-armed. We have enough about $10 million in surplus right now which will be used to start military spending. Any countries that would like to sell us small arms and ammunition would be greatly appreciated.

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:thumbup: Even through I don't live remotely near there I support everyone there. :P Good Luck, Bro :thumbup: