Goonstalf

Indeed.

Who?

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lolcats - 12 Bread for :-o - 50 *9001 - 17 Pokémon - 24 Nope.

You're fired from the Pokemon League for being too good at Pokemon.

Which bear is best?

The wall falls into a really big hole. 52 HP.

I goon would goon if what. What would you do if you woke up one morning to find yourself as another person?

550

Are you a wizard?

Birds.

Banned because I never leave home without my Kryptonite.

540

I wonder if they recycle that. Or maybe they trade it in for 5 cents a can and buy more beer.

880 520

lolcats - 12 Bread for :-o - 50 *9001 - 17 Pokémon - 24

I'd open the door with the maniac, because holding a hatchet and a samurai sword at once seems mighty unwieldy. I think I could take him. What would you do if you checked a book out of the library, opened it up, and found that someone had cut out the inside of the book and loaded it with stacks of $100 bills?

Banned because Superman is the worst superhero.

Did you know that putting a question mark at the end of a statement does not make it a question? Also, moon-fish?

... it would be waste of perfectly good bacon. Also people would try to eat your face. That too. It't not smart to make a lot of noise in a 2-occupant dorm at 5 AM because...

I would ask my goldfish, "What up?" to which I would imagine he would reply, "Nothing". What would you do if you were given access to all knowledge for 5 minutes?

Are you having sex with moon-fish?

520

The wall works for fifty years in a building with asbestos ceiling tiles. 54 HP.