silver_wits

[hide= Naughty language, if you are easily offended by course language don't open.][/hide] I;'ve seen that image before.

I'm better than you because I have a rep.

Banned for not having friends you can use to fund your starcraft addiction.

/\correct. >makes homemade salsa. \/wants some of my salsa.

See if America was like him we would be in a much better place than we are now, economically. no idea..

http://www.autointhenews.com/teen-trades-up-on-craigslist-from-phone-to-porsche-in-2-years/

nothing.

i see..

[hide][/hide] i can tell

what are you looking at?

pics or it never happened.

caught. What do you mean? I can't see what you quoted. I'm blind stop pretending.

caught.

as I said.. stay very far away from those who love turtles.. >_>

Where's the one where the girl was afraid of turtles? looking for it..

for anyone who is obsessed with turtles.. stay very very far away from them. read this manga http://beta.mangafox.com/manga/mae_yori_mo_dare_yori_mo/ chapter 5... don't bother reading the rest of the manga... chapter 5 is where it's at. http://beta.mangafox.com/manga/mae_yori_mo_dare_yori_mo/v01/c005/1.html

you seem pretty innocent at times.. >_> anyways.. vampires are gay.

I didn't know you liked twilight... Dayum dude that is hella old. My school's library had that. I loved how they used dollies for a boarder in some of the text boxes. That book was hilarious. I've never seen it. I want to now, though. XD Isn't it gay to.. um.. like twilight? how old are you?

I didn't know you liked twilight...

Staring in shock at Tyler the Who, who had just been there moments ago before vanishing infront of my eyes... I was just shocked. I had forgotten the many powers of the cheese.. Taken for granted it's awesome cheesy-ness... and I had been so easily tricked into giving up the cheese. All for a hug from a transvestite robot. Maybe it really was time to move on.. and not be attracted to transvestite robots.. It was something that I was not sure was possible.. as robots are so cool and amazing.. Their hard bodies pressed against mine.. but wait... who's body was pretty hard.. I had actually been fooled that he was a robot-- A soft scratching sound came.. I had groceries to pack up.. and had left a bag of kitty food out in the open! Kitty was demolishing the bag! That unmistakeable scratching sound was her tearing the bag open.. I had to act.. and fast. I arrived too late.. kitty had bored a hole in her brand new food bag. I made her sit on the computer table where I could see her while I plotted on how to get my.. no our cheese back. Her purring calmed me down and made me think more clearly. First I had to get over my lust for transvestite robots. "But how?" I wondered out loud... "I just lost the game!" I announced to them... Both Fluffy and Dexter screwed up their faces.. "we just did too you moron!" they told me...m Purring, she asked me to stop as it was horrible kissy torture. "I will stop if you get me the cheese again." I replied to her feeble protests... Kitty tensed.. then flew out of my arms and out of a window... She ran to the river, following her intuition and stumbled across who am i. she spared no mercy on him.. as her side job to support her catnip habit was as a kitty assassin. She took the cheese from him, leaving him all scratched up and bleeding... and returned to me with the cheese.. I laughed and took the cheese from her.. Then I picked her up and kissed her soft white belly over and over as her reward.<3:

no. TPUM thinks it's cute when your kitty makes her demands for scratchies...