silver_wits

Banned because I don't promote evil kitties, I warn about them.

Banned for encouraging advertisement of the grid.

not really. Do you ever think about growing your hair really long, climbing into a tall tower, and then having your girlfriend climb up your hair to rescue you? no. I don't have a girlfriend, and I never will...

Banned because you make me wanna laugh in your face. bwahahahhahahahahaha.

Banned for attempting to start something that people who are unoriginal will attempt to follow.

Banned for not pointing out that one of people who live with goon might have done it.

Banned for not knowing how to re-shedule your automatic updates.

nah... I don't like to think about people bullying poor piggy. TPUM knows what piggy's real name is.

Banned for not being evil and vile.

hell no. TPUM is not scared of 6 year olds with face paint... crowding around you, ready to fight...

Banned for not laughing in the face of death.

yea pretty much. TPUM likes cream cheese over cottage cheese.

Banned for promoting oversized siggys.

Banned for pointing out that pieiseaten stands for pie is eaten, and not something else.

Banned for having a peculiar tipit username.

Banned for not having green skin.

Banned for being an alien.

ok. I lied... I actually had an invisible friend called Silver Wits. She had white hair, and liked killing chickens and cows. however I lost her in the pixel wars and now they make pixel porn out of her. [hide=the pixel porn.][/hide] Do you find anything alluring in the image above? Because I obviously do.. no.. wait.. I mean.. *sigh* oh nevermind.

I don't remember liking stuffed toys as a child.. I loved stories, and books, and the dogs and the computer. Did you ever have invisible friends? no.

Banned for discriminating against fat people. Also, right now I weigh 128 pounds.. so... I guess I really must be fat...

no one would care. It's not smart to aspire to be a pirate because...

Banned because my bed is too small to share.

Banned because I don't like sharing my bed.

you might end up sleeping with the fishies. what's a cash hoe btw? IT's not smart to type in all caps lock because...

actually I am! PJ bottoms.. and a shirt, and a robe.. I have a slight cold. TPUM right now eyes hurt.