silver_wits

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how's this cute girl? [hide][/hide]

i have spent 80 dollars on taxi fare to get to work cause i lived 30 mins away by taxi. <_< since i'm female... i could never sleep outside at the bus stop.. dangerous. especially if you are hot. http://onedollardiet....wordpress.com/ if there were conditions that i couldn't save the money and had to decided right then and there in like ten minutes... i would go up to a homeless person.. one of which actually looked homeless and not hipster.. and i'd give them the money. if i couldn't find a homeless person who i felt was actually homeless.. i'd give it to one of the musicians in the subway... preferably the guy with the fluffy blonde dog at don mills subway station i think. or the older blonde guy who played hotel california for me on his guitar..not the opening part.. but he was ok.. woah.. for a minute there i thought you posted porn! <_< what kind of cookie was this and how big was it. please include a picture. i wanna know what kind of cookie it is that some guy can't finish...

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:mellow: 3:47am est

holy [bleep].. im pretty sure that my cough meds is like 99% alcohol.. i got the cheapo version.. <_<

Yeah, messy is an understatement when in two weeks her only job will be the one at his family's restaurant, she has very few friends (and yeah, I'm more her [female dog] than friend at this point, I'm on reserve or something), her facebook consists of 71260491273409 posts about him and 938579783 pictures with him, her room is plastered with pictures of them (and about... 3 with me and her, even though I was behind the camera for most of the pictures in there), and "DERP ALL I WANTZ IS U BBY" her life will be ruined. If she breaks up with me, I'm going to go into her room and remove every sign of me. Her wall of word sign picture things will become bare and a couple of her favorite shirts will be gone. This will be a simple task because I live across the street from her and I know when she's not home. Also, yeah, my family and the rest of the neighborhood is basically on my side. Not that she'll care at that point, our epic breakup will only occur if she's still with jergod. Or jerkoff. I prefer jerkoff. I lol'd... am I insensitive? Anyway. I did go to bed last night when I got off, I was asleep by midnight. Slept till 8:10. Not letting myself nap. Mom said it'd be best if I get my sleep in order, that might help my mental state. I did accomplish a couple things today: I got possible extra credit in speech, learned about a study abroad program I might be interested in, took my Spanish exam, and set up an appointment with counseling. Jessie and Seth are probably coming over here tonight for dinner. Oddly enough, I haven't seen Seth since last Thursday... which, it seems like it shouldn't be weird, but he's legitimately a friend, not just an obstacle in obtaining friendship and time with his girlfriend. Since they're a functional relationship of 18 months, they actually hang out with other people! AND NOT JUST COUPLES! And Seth hates most of Jessie's friends, but they're all still her friends! Why, how bizarre is that? Also, in comparison to Cyndi and jerkoff, Jessie and Seth aren't considering living together for two more years, when Jessie will be a junior here and Seth will have finished his 2-year. Jessie doesn't want to get married until she has a job and somewhere secure to live, and doesn't want to reproduce until the marriage is secure. Well. cyndi won't do that. Is there any other kind? there are large mini pizzas goon. scratch your arm.. it will go away rub it with something that has menthol in it.. or take ibuprofen. remember to eat food while taking this. :shock: aviane helps with cramping? :thumbup: -age: over 18 -occupation: pharmacy assistant -gender: male -location: toronto, canada -political leaning: :ohnoes: -highest level of education: college -do you like milk: no

miaw?

-is left behind holding his shredded pants-

-grabs onto his pants and is dragged away as he sneaks away-

-licks the blood up delightedly-

-snuggles her head in his lap while he looks horrifed at his bitten off and bleeding finger stump-

-accidentally bites his finger off-

-bites the hand that feeds her-

http://www.love-your-boyfriend.com/homemade-boyfriend-gift-ideas.html as my new husband.. robot you are hereby required to: 1. cook all my meals. 2. make a documentary movie about our life and love for each other. 3. give me a homemade coupon book with personalized coupons from you to have sex with you whenever i want. even if you aren't in the mood. 4. make me cookies :shock: start doing it now.

-grabs robot and marries him- <_<

i wanna get married~!!!

i'd ruin both their lives -doesn't have any rl friends left-

i have no idea.. i didnt go to prom cause i hate dress shopping. Yeah, it's the societal norm for girls to shop for prom with each other. i wouldn't mind having my bf shop for me and get the clothes... i hate shopping that much. <_<

i have no idea.. i didnt go to prom cause i hate dress shopping.

beating robot.. finlly. miaw.

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