silver_wits

so robot and the mod are now married to each other. :twisted:

cat: me cat food: mod baby: psycho robot

next person that posts will be my spouse and cook me spring rolls!

ah shit.. to go out i need to shower... i was planning on not showering today... if i had a wife/husband/cat that could cook me spring rolls.. i wouldn't have to shower!!!!! dammit|!~!!!!!

<_< spring rolls taste really good.. im craving them. addicted. i think im going to go and get the ingredients...

there is a 50% chance that i lost weight and am really attractive. i will marry the guy/girl who knows how to cook this http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-make-crispy-vegetable-spring-rolls with or without their consent. also they have to know how to cook other foods.

<_< homeworks first, games second.

-wrings his left ear- you will do your homework first. and then play games. <_<

-slaps goon and takes away his games- go do your chores now! <_<

miaw

I'm applying to be a cashier at Dollar Tree, Inc. I think that's a little overkill, but I'll keep it in mind. I'll definitely try to dress decently and not smell like shit, etc. Thanks. I always wear a watch (albeit a shitty one), so okay. Oh, right. I probably wouldn't forgotten about my phone if you didn't mention it. Obfuscator, add me to the list of winners on the first page. sorry i don't feel well right now and unsure if anyone replied to this. one of the jobs i interviewed for was at burger king. my interviewer who later went on to hire me was quite impressed with my choice of dress as well as my maturity and sincerity. it was a family run burger king or something. the manager was phillipino... and he hired a lot of phillipinos. he also muttered under his breath about interviewees who wore jeans etc, even though it was a shitty job at burger king, he wanted you to take the interview seriously, i think the only times when companies hire people who wear jeans to interviews,,, is when.. they are doing mass hiring and need to hire people in bulk... so much so that they hire everyone that walks in. i also think it would help if you express your love for shopping at the dollar tree. dont act disinterested.. just say stuff like how long you've shopped there, and that you like shopping there and why.

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new topic title: "trippy visits this thread for fun" <_<

yes. quite a lot. showeruse deodourantwear a tie and a shirt with a collar. not a polo. if you have tattoos, cover it up.practice interview questions. get fg members on skype and practice your replies.arrive 15 minutes early. if you are chronically late, arrive there an hour early, and hang out at a coffee shop within 5 minutes walking distance, until 15 mins before.. and then arrive 15 mins early.iron your clothesdo not wear sports shoes unless they are the type that can be mistaken for formal shoes. eg i have black sports shoes that i wear to work... right now im allowed to wear sports shoes.. i also have winterboots that look very formal... and i wear that for interviews even if its too hot to wear winter shoes.. [because i dont like shopping so for a long while i only had two pairs of boots...]your pants should not be jeans. if a place hires you even though you wear jeans.. i can guarantee that you won't like working there.do not wear patterns, basically... dress as if you are a conservative christian going to church in a high class neighbourhood. suits are good.. but regular collared shirt, preferably white or a pale pastel colour, tie, and dark coloured pants that match your outfit.if you have a cat or a dog.. give yourself two hours to remove lint from your clothes. a neat trick is spraying the clothes with water, and putting it in the dryer machine with a dryer sheet which will remove the static, lint and fur. 15 mins is all you need for that.make sure to eat a little bit of food. don't eat enough that you get sick.. just eat enough that your stomach won't grumble when talking to the person conducting the interviews.i personally don't talk to other people in the waiting room for an interview.. because.. i feel bad if it looks like i['ll get the job over them.when making your way to the interview, and in the waiting room, and on the way home.. be very careful and try to be a good human being. if there is an old lady who needs help crossing the street.. help her. if there's a mother with a stroller.. open the door for her and let her go through. after you're permanent on the job you can act as bastardly as you want.. but an interviewer might decide not to hire you if they notice that you're an ass.do not use lots of perfume enough that you overpower people and make them sick. if you must wear perfume or cologne... spray some in the air, and walk under it... or use one drop, and share it between your wrists,inside your elbows, behind your ears the second and third pics look good. you might not be fully comfy with a full clean shaven face.. and if that is the case.. it is fine to leave your face as is. just make sure it is neat. if shaving it off means that he's not confident, and he's shy and more likely to stumble in the interview.. my advice is to just leave it.. but style the beard neatly with a small amount of hair gel. Unfortunately, I know this is the truth. I don't really get it. I think my first beard of the three looks the best. People are weird. The last one looks a lot better. You have nice eyes, I recommend getting a different haircut. Just go to a salon or something and ask one of the female hair stylists to do something that looks good. It's not like that's necessary for the job interview, but if you want to look better in general. you look fine just the way you are. you don't need to chop off all your hair. just comb it neatly in a low ponytail.. and use a little bit of hair gel. i think that when you die.. you go to heaven where it's really warm and there's lots of lava pits and lava flowing around in streams where you can toast your marshmallows.. and you get to meet all your loved ones who have already reached heaven. and there is a lot of local politics.. and god teh almighty you won't actually ever meet.. but when he is nearby.. everyone will quiver in fear and hide.

because you're spending too much time on tif/fg it;s not necessarily a bad thing.. as you could /b/ on somewhere else instead. it sounds as if your trainer had a very strong personality and it rubbed off quite a bit. Did you enjoy having a strong (probably mentally and physically) person to look up to? I could never be in the army as I hate people telling me what I can and can't do.. i got banned for posting two shirtless guys kissing. <_< I'm guessing as long as you keep it covered up with no gay kissing.. that it will be alright.. I would like to see that too.. but..don't feel pressured to on my behalf.

stfu robot

hi goon

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