mithos23132

You get teleported into a pest control game with all level 40's and 4 dollars back. >inserts coin<

I'm gonna stick to the Playstation theme for this arguement.... So you go out and buy a PS1 (F2P) and you start having fun playing it. The PS1 has bad graphics and the games are crap on it (example only people,calm down). The PS1 stays the same and never has any new games and you get really bored of it and buy an X-Box (WoW--just another example, calm down :) ). So the blokes at Sony decide to bring out a PS2 (members). Better games and graphics...but since the PS1 is so bad people think that buying a PS2 would be a waste of money. This is kinda the same for Runescape, if F2P is really bad and doesn't get updates--then people might not want to join members because they are in F2P and think that it is boring because there is nothing to do. Hope ya'll kinda understood that :P Wow, lame post. Ya know that's nothing at all that's happening? Actually, if you had taken the time to actually read it you would realize that they brought up a good point without baslessly attacking your post. You are the one who started using examples to compare with runescape in the first place! jemathonical you obviously havent played Legend of Dragoon lol. While I think that F2P should get an update now and again, I don't think that they should throw around demands like they are a paying customer. [sarcasm]Oh, I didn't realize that you were looking at ads! Excuse my insolence[/sarcasm]

Banned for being boring.

I was gonna say that

I know that they become unusable, but what about your bank space? Do they delete all but the (however many bank spaces you are allowed). Thanks. :thumbsup:

Banned for not capitalizing the first letter of your sentence. Banned for using an unneccesary comma. Banned for posting on my guide to making bad guides.

1k views! hurray!

Banned for not pressing "1" a couple times after your exclamation marks!!!!!11

Banned for not being able to read the line directly under my signature. Banned for bad punctuation. Banned for spelling "surprised" wrong. Banned for making me ban you consecutively.

Banned for having no capitals in your message body.

Banned for using two smiles consecutively. Banned for using five more in the edit. Banned for using "rly" as an abreiviation for "really". Finally banned for expanding the page with your picture!

...... what? It looks like you changed your sentence halfway through LOL1111. BTW |<4N 1 HA\/3 50/\/\3 pHR33 S70FF P10>

If JAGEX sold gold and items I would quit because some loser could get ahead of me in the game simply because he was willing to buy items and money. I am a member, but I became one for the quests game play and items. "BUT MITHOS YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BETTER ITEMS LOL!!!11ONE1" No, I still have to complete the quest, earn the money and train the skill for the things I want. Yes! Members have benifits that F2P doesn't and they can make money better, but that is because F2P is basically a demo. No-one would become a member if F2P was equal! Anyways, thats not my point. Any member with fancy or expensive things will agree that they didn't fall from the sky just because they became a member. Selling items would make acomplishments worthless. "Oh boy I finally rasied enough gp to buy a phat even though some spoiled brat just bought it in 1\1000th the time"

F2p i think would be world 16 air running for low to medium levels. High levels would be rune ore or coal. I also hear good things about merchanting. I tried it once; its really boring. im p2p and i personally think i make the best money rcing nats with pouches. using abyss and 3 pouches I get 200k an hour.

[sarcastic]Well you have sure proved you aren't a noob[/sarcastic]. BTW, you are worse then most noobs if you try to make a point by threatening people over the internet. Good on you! I couldn't have said it better!

quite true, although that might have been what he said....omg hes so bad(good) i cant even understand what hes saying XD. I sure hope this doesnt result in me being shot and/or eaten Thanks I will admit that shooting\eating you did cross my mind, but you shall live....for today

No problem ;) I look forward to reading them *cough* Thanks for the tip, but as you probally noticed I don't need to bump this post, i simply letting people know when I add something. BTW that wasn't a typo, but looking at it I see it doesn't fit with the tone of the guide so I might get around to fixing it.

I can almost guarentee it because you look through some of the comments and they are like "what is the point of purposely writing a bad guide?" Paint is the best image program ever made! added some stuff about flameing.

lol thats a great idea! Ill do that today or tomorrow!

Thank you :). I added some pics lol. I really like them; make sure you check them out.

Perhaps you are reffering to this? I think you might need to brush up on your Anglais before telling me how to be "1337". As to your per hour suggestions I thought it might be cool to a have a chart showing relationship between quality of guide and how many you can pump out an hour :lol: . Do you think you could tell me how to change background?

I added a bit about caps locks. Long live Bob!

This thread is a satire and is only to poke some fun at poorly written "guides". Thank you! If you don't know what sarcastic means then please get off this thread because it isn't for you :) What! Noes! EDIT: added FAQ images forthcoming.

Thanks for the comments everyone, Ill make an update after school.

I know, some of this stuff is absolutly ridiculous. Combat guides that basically say "train on this monster", and nothing else. Do they even think before deciding to make a guide? And thanks for the 93% :lol: