Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. Douglas Adams It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Douglas Adams I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Envy is the ulcer of the soul. Socrates Cant really think of any others at the moment :D