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Ive definitely sat around too much today, now I feel unneeded by all

I have been home since 10 AM, this is long period of time, don't know where friend is. Mom is asleep, siblings are worthless. Hmm

I am done, it's an old assignment from this past year, already graded, all done.

Just read an English paper regarding a story with best friend, cannot decide if give.

Today was supposed to be stormy, wasn't. Well, at 2:40 AM it was, but not intense enough.

Ohmy. Considering buying new iPod touch

I have my SSN and next year student ID number memorized

There's a bunch of girls commenting on that FML saying the girls are [bleep] with no self respect, makes me laugh.

"Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML" -a guy on FML from Illinois Opinions?

What other random stories... Oh, I got hit in the head really hard with a Wii remote, that was so pleasant. I was laying on the couch watching friend play Wii, when she jerked the remote because she didn't react in time on her game. Wii remote, meet head. It's alright though, she was laughing so hard she cried so she cried morethan me.

Oh, and the 9 year old also said her brother's girlfriend is pregnant. This turned out to be hilarious. My friend texted her to say she needed to slap the 9 year old for saying it, and the girlfriend said the 9 year old said it because it was true - awkward. Friend and the girlfriend talked for about 45 minutes about it, and how they'd do lunch and talk about it, blah blah blah, until girlfriend said "by the way I've been fuxking with you the whole time, I'm not pregnant and won't be until after I'm married for sure," which made friend FREAK out. Last night girlfriend asked me if I'd heard about her pregnancy, I laughed so hard.

Also, on Saturday I slapped a 9 year old in the arm, apparently leaving a nice red mark. I told her if she hit me again I'd get her back; her dad's rule is that if someone hits you, you can hit them back twice as hard. I typically don't do anything to the 9 year old, but I wasn't in the greatest mood and I had warned her. After I got up to hit her, she ran into the bathroom and I called her a [kitty], which highly amused my friend because that word really isn't part of my vocabulary. After I got the 9 yr old back, she spat on me and threatened to throw a toy train car thing at me (one big enough to ride on, it was a struggle for her to hold it over her head). We were laughing at her and she ran outside crying to her dad, telling him that I threatened her with the train, she didn't spit on me, I called her dumb, blah blah blah lies an inserting words into my mouth. It was great. I didn't get in any trouble, brat deserved it.

Last couple nights we've been sitting out in the street and chilling, last night we walked up to the sketchy gas station at 10 with my brother, where he bought us teas. When we got back, we found our 20 year old buddy. We sat in the street for a bit, finished off the rest of my graduation cake, an then got the 20 year old to take us to McDonald's. The night before, we walked around a bunch, broke plastic spoons in the road, planted a flower in the hole to open a manhole (the word manhole makes me giggle), let my dog run loose until my little sister got angry and caught him, and threw coins. What a life, I know.

986 whut whut! Also, I had a nice dream last night where I was super angry at my friend for being a lying whorebag, and the best part was when I woke up breathing heavily from being mad RIGHT NEXT TO HER. it was cool, short time later she woke up from storms and I almost told her what it was but I was like meh It's okay though, I didn't dream about her killing me or anything, I've killed her in her dreams and she's woken up next to me, that's awkward. I've killed her by stabbing her in the chest (for her saying I had huge boobs) and by swinging some kind of weapon at her face after deceiving her in a mind game along with all the other neighbors (right after I told her we should go chill and have some beers).

I got 982 on Fruit Ninja, it's not 1000 but it's pretty close and I'm confident that I can doo eet!

I'm not ignoring, I was reading with the occasional break to talk to mom, do the dishes, or try to find Carlos.

My dog does the normal stuff, puke, cat poop, that kind of nastiness, but he's a perv and he really likes used pads and tampon applicators. Does that sound fun to clean up after or what?! Also, cats are my preference. We used to have six, now we have two (one is of those six, the other is Carlos the illegal alien we received in September) and we have had the dog for about a year. When my dad lived here we had three or four fish tanks running, but now we just have a fish bowl. We also have a terrarium which currently hosts monarch caterpillars. Yeah I'm slow

Okay. Now what's the grossest thing any of your dogs likes to eat?

Who here has a dog?

I was going to say walking in on your female friend in the bathroom when she's only wearing a towel and sitting on the toilet inserting a tampon. But you probably don't know about that.

I agreed with everything else on your list except this. Having all those things doesn't make you bad, but bragging about it, showing it off (as you said above), is bad. Bragging about it or being jealous of someone else for those things. Jealousy, not good. Of course, by that list, I'm a bad person. But I don't mind.

You wanna know what's awkward?

DIS MAH PAGEGET, IT R BEN AWILE [hide] lead guitar rhythm guitar bass guitar kid in back doesn't have one, he can be drummer[/hide]

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