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I'm cleaning my room, I found a 2007 calendar. I wrote in it once.

In the town I'm going to college in all corners are occupied by churches or bars. My mom had to go to a wedding there, she was told "the church on the corner" on a certain street and there were churches on three of the corners and a bar on the fourth at that intersection.

Ranch dressing with fries is okay too depending on where you are, it depends on the quality of the ranch. I picked up the mayo thing from dat friend (go figure! a habit from someone I spend as much time as possible with) but apparently my mom used to do that too.

Waiting a little longer for no-salt fries is worth it, you salt as much as you want and the fries are fresh. I dip my fries in mayonnaise.

I just had an urge to write on my iPod screen with sharpie, help

I was referring to my mom getting off of work, but if you'd like to think of a 44 year old mother of three in that way by all means do so.

Pro: can lend money Con: SO. ANNOYING. The "Last One to Post Wins!" thread

My mom gets off in fifteen minutes, good. I hate being at home with my siblings, might as well be alone.

I haven't gotten results back on my AP tests in gov, English (language, I did lit last year), physics (eww), or psych, but last year I took human geography, lit, and Econ. I remember a lovely moment during my AP Econ test when I realized I was drawing the wrong kind of curve and had to cross it out. It's a good thing AP gives a generous amount of time on essays. Still scored a 4 :) Anyway, today. My uncle left for home in California, after being here a week for my graduation festivities and visiting, but I'll see him in five weeks when I go visit him. Also convinced my great-aunt and her closest friend to come out to California too (from Virginia), they all love me so much.

I did take a bath. I am now clean, smooth, and fresher-smelling.

I smell bad. Yet another reason that nobody wants me around.

"Stop it, I'm crying and we need to quiet down"

"We're making this a lot harder than we needed to"

"I'm out of breath, can't you see how bad I'm sweating?"

-from upstairs- "Be quiet down there! You're too loud!"

"Slowly push yours in... No it's not straight pull it out and do it again"

-as holding screwdriver and twisting- "Emily, I think this is the part where we're really screwed."

Last night I learned that everything one says while uninstalling, installing, or reinstalling a doorknob sounds extremely sexual or contains some sort of pun.

My grandpa asked today if I participated in senior skip day, I said they didn't do anything organized and people just skipped 4/20. Lame, and bad connotation for skipping that day. And dear lord my friend got her eyebrows waxed and it would have taken just as long as if the lady would have plucked with tweezers, so meticulous. But I think I'm off now, don kno.

I think I'm off now.

No, I'm just pointing out that Seany posted it excitedly and that line just makes it hilarious. I have no experience.

My favorite part of that Lonely Island song is "best 30 seconds of my life!"

Also, bai guises, off to see if friend is in a better mood than she was five hours ago before work

Mfw I can't tell if sound outside is rain or wind

Yeah I think most of us are on some kind of short list. Makes me feel special.