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Roadside - Rise Against

This living house thing makes me think of Mucinex commercials with the mucus dude living inside a sick guy's chest

Cars already fart, why not houses? And yeah, I know the walls aren't that thick in my house because of the nice holes from father. I guess I'd need technique more, but technique and strength together would be naice for future use, even though I'm female and can therefore slap people to get a point across without being called a [kitty] or anything.

I should probably build muscle and then punch holes in walls or something.

"It's my girlfriend's/boyfriend's birthday, gotta spend the day alone with them all day to celebrate" Which also means you're keeping their friends out of that day, when the friends have likely been around for more birthdays than you. A birthday is a milestone for one person and has nothing to do with the relationship. I understand a date or doing something special on their birthday that isn't usually done every other time you see them, but it's their birthday, they should do what they want with who they want. And if the person whose birthday it is says "sorry I'm spending it with bf/gf". Douche.

Yea. YEA! Nah. NOW! Who?

Sex? Who? You? And? Her? Him? Gay? Kay? Kay. Nay! Why? Cuz. Sex? Yea. YEA! Nah.

Sex? Who? You? And? Her? Him? Gay? Kay? Kay. Nay! Why? Cuz. oki. Yea.

Sex? Who? You? And? Her? Him? Gay? Kay? Kay. Nay! Why? Cuz.

Sex? Who? You? And? Her? Him? Gay? Kay? Kay. Nay!

Oh lawdy, Areola, Tech N9ne Collabos. On my iPod? What is this business?! ...

I'm pretty sure most of my school friends will wait until marriage. Most of them won't ever drink, and will ne'er even be around people who would try to get them to try drugs. They post Facebook statuses about religion and think about their traditional futures. Some already have wedding plans for when they find the right guy. I have a high percentage of Mormon friends and a couple other very religious people, along with very sheltered people. I dont fit in, I can't tell them stories about my mom because they'd judge me (oh, hypocrisy) or they wouldn't understand. I had three people come to me to see what was with a quote on a yearbook page because they didn't recognize it was from The Hangover, two of them can't watch rated R movies. Hmm

Good one Seany. And good run guys. I think I'll be a nun, no sex, nothing complicated. Not. I remember this girl telling us in tenth grade that she wanted to be a nun, whattheheck. And another girl telling us sex is dumb. Young people shouldn't do it because they're irresponsible, old people shouldn't because it's just gross, and everyone else just doesn't need to do it. That was a memorable conversation.

Hey, it's gonna be okay. Hey, we're gonna laugh at this one day.

I'm thinking of a three letter word. It is a question in itself, can be modified to fit a specific situation, and often can't be answered in words. Why?

The easiest way to be happy is to forget all the reasons not to be. The glass may be half empty or half full, but that says nothing about the size of the glass. It's possible to hear a smile. A hug is a trap. Potential outweighs history.

Nappy = diaper

Granted. But it's melted and it's not a flavor you enjoy at all. I wish my cat was neutered.

/FG/ is on its period? Lately the world has been on its period, and I won't lie, I took 6 ibuprofen Friday and ate a banana.

@halo You know I was aware that your comment was just obnoxious right? Guys! Guess what?!

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Last year, sorry. I speak of "this year" standing in the middle of a year - I see the past six months and the next six months, therefore "this Christmas" I spoke of refers to 2010. Actually, that's some kind of excuse. I meant 2010, chill bro.

I'm a pleaser, of course I'm getting her something. And we didn't do Christmas presents this year so it'd be super slacker if I skipped birthday too and she wouldn't get me anything. Most of my friends don't get me anything for my birthday though since it's in the summer and I refuse parties, especially the mood I'm in now towards school friends, plus the summer ease of access decrease to them

I needa get on that whole "birthday present for friend" thing even though she didn't get me anything in NYC! She got her immediate family, her brother's girlfriend, her boyfriend, and three of her cousins all gifts, but not me. I've been a part of her life for longer than her boyfriend or her brother's girlfriend. I think I'm worth a gift. I think I'm worth a lot more than I get from a lot of people because I'm a pleaser. Grrr