Everything posted by blaah
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K then it never happened. But I have a picture of what I might look like high.
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My friend's mom also always makes sure I cover all skin when we go snowmobiling because I got frostbite last year. For about a week I had a red frostbitten skin beard.
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Last night when I left my house my friend was waiting for me outside, but I didn't know if it was her at first. I just saw a still figure in an off-white hoodie standing staring at me. I felt awkward speaking first, but did so once I made it halfway across the street and realized the creep was just the creepy person I've known for a third of my life. Her mom told her to wait outside for me if I was coming over because there have been creepers in the hood lately. I appreciate that she had her daughter stand alone outside for a few minutes to wait for me and make sure I wasn't outside alone. LOLOL
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I meant pie's comment on who joined TIF first from last night at some point, he joined Aug 07 and I joined March 07. = I win
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If I'm a "regular", pie's comment on being the first to join TIF of the "regulars" is wrong.
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I'm trying to catch up on last night/today what I've missed here but I'm on the computer and it's very difficult, I hate scrolling through signatures and random crap the site deems necessary to be on the page. I might change my theme to mobile, no lie. BTW I've become a "regular" right?
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I wonder if I'm still going to stay at my friend's house after her boyfriend leaves?
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I haven't seen Wall-E. Or Toy Story 3. My mom just spent the last half hour lecturing my brother about his grades and responsibilities and lying and whatnot and all of a sudden she started talking about the party thing with his friends tomorrow.
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Is that the one with the cat paw? It's a cat paw sticking out of a box
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Gave kitties catnip
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I don't know if anyone has noticed, but I stopped complaining about my lack of headphones.
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Fruit ninja. 927 arcade mode. Slicing fruit like a boss.
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>hands freezing cold >put hand inside pants on top of thigh >kick and twitch when cold comes in contact with warm
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I take music from my friend, every time she gets new music I add it all and then remove the stuff I don't like when I actually decide to plug my iPod into the computer.
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Oh yay, iPod thinks I want to listen to Britney Spears. Now this is something I oppose.
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I used to think my neighbor was going to be a rapist, he always dared this same shrimpy kid to take his pants off and such. Prior to that, me and him once had a pornographic drawing session. I was 6, he was 8.
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The word "insert" gets me every time.
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I appreciate jokes such as these.
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Nemo went to Sydney, his daddy found him.
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Oh here specific personal experience. You know what's awkward? When your two friends pull their pants down, yell "bare butts" at the top of their lungs, and rub up against you from either side. Yeah.
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The oddly specific one was about something that happened to a girl this week. Some of the others involve me, most of them are just random things I've seen or heard about.
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You know what's awkward? When you make out with a guy just after he makes out with your friend, and then the process repeats itself. You know what's awkward? When your friend's boyfriend tells you about all the times your texts have interrupted their sex. You know what's awkward? When you go to high five someone, and they go for the fist bump.
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You know what's awkward? Early teenage sexual experimentation with same gender friends. You know what's awkward? Going to your dad's house along with your mom. You know what's awkward? When you've been dating a guy two years, are in the yearbook as best friends, and have to tell the school newspaper not to cover the story of how he asked you to prom because he dumped you. You know what's awkward? Lemme think of more.