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Oh, and my fortune cookie stories! one was something along the lines of "you will go on a wonderful adventure with a close friend" in fifth grade and the next week was summer camp with my best friend at the time. another was "things are turning for the bright side", got that one shortly before I fell in love with the idea of next year and ha feelings of security New Year's Day this year I got "you will move to a wonderful place this coming year", aka college. My friends was "sometimes a close friendship is more important than a passionate romance", me and her were on a buddy binge and I'd taken her out to dinner. BAM! But in all seriousness, I just laugh these things off, I'm not some freak over signs.

Wanna know an 11:11 story? I spent the year before 6th grade wishing for the empty house on my street to be occupied by a family. The family was to have parents, twins my age (one girl and one boy), and a younger brother the same age as my brother. Who moves in? Parents and twins with one boy and one girl MY BROTHER'S AGE.

No that means his tag is large and gets in his way, he loved his name. His birthday is coming up on May 5. And 11:11, I was being obnoxious, I always point it out when I'm around people because they get annoyed.

I have to write the cat's name OMG MAKE A WISH 11:11 again because he always ends up licking it off his tag when he's cleaning himself.

>go to back door >flip on light >look at time, 11 pm >Carlos is at door >open door, Carlos goes to eat Predictable kitten is predictable.

-is female and has long hair- Yep, definitely correct that short hair would be easier.

In reality with the pharmacy thing it'd probably be very difficult for her to steal anything powerful, unless things are significantly less strict in Canada. My mom is a tech here and they count narcotics like three times before they're ready to go and then they back count the bottles. If they drop a high-level drug they have to find it and send it back in, it's crazy.

My dad had med/long hair through his teens into early 20s still when he met my mom, while he could still grow a lot of hair. @halo I think she said she's training to be a tech, so not in yet. But she's def at least studying up on what to "mysteriously lose".

When you said you see her "doing" that, you meant present tense, correct? It'd explain so much.

In the picture here, Bieb's hair is whooshed to the left, while pie's is to the right. @halo Oxy or Xanax

For some reason, during freshman year, my friends decided I'm going to be a pot dealer in a van by the river. It wasn't an original idea to begin with, but they expanded upon it by adding that I'll just give the pot away, always an "under the table" deal, and I'll have a dozen or so cats living in my van with me.

I see, I was just thinking it would, but I suppose I've only heard it for guard and air force.

Sean why didn't you enlist earlier and do basic last summer, undecided at that point?

So am I, in no way am I poking fun at your collective lack of experience between you silly bros. That makes no sense, sorry

I love how you all harass each other so much about how you won't get any, the typical way to treat your bros. Which of you HAS done anything? LOLOLOL

Do whatever you want. It's cool how with friends, it takes four times as long to be as close as "family" and only if you try reeally hard. But then I see these close friends of mine bringing their boyfriends to all family events and going with them to theirs after a couple months, because in teenage relationship time, that's like years. Dear formerly close (aka formerly single) friends: SORRY I DO NOT POSSESS A D*CK SLASH WILL NOT INSERT SAID NONEXISTENT D*CK INSIDE YOU. I AM NOT SAYING YOU ARE A SL*T, OR THAT YOU ONLY HAVE A BOYFRIEND FOR THAT, BUT THAT HIS GENITALIA INSERTS HIM INTO YOUR LIFE AND FAMILY WITH AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE TO YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS WHO DO NOT POSSESS THE MAGICAL STICK BUT WILL LAST LONGER IN THE END. love comma Emily I sometimes feel like telling these friends "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind". I'm not mad, I just wanted to make sexual metaphors and innuendos in all caps LOLOLOL

I have school tomorrow, then I come home, then friend gets home, I hang out with her a couple hours, then I sit at home all night unless I end up going to stay at her house after her boyfriend leaves. I'm so glad she's hanging out with him, especially since they only saw each other every day this week for at least an hour at school and hung out after school two nights, and they'll see each other Easter for family time since three months inserts them into each others' families, and they're hanging out Monday when they don't have school. So glad she's spending time with him. So glad.

Grr! Seany, June 4th is a Saturday. And. Normal classes are done for me June 6, then finals the next three days. What is this, did I just say finals? Along with all the other not seniors therefore not special students? Correct. Since we don't graduate before school ends, we take finals with everyone else. And, the classes where I'd get out of taking a final because of As both quarters are giving finals to all students. Okay, at least I'll probably still only be there for three test times, one each day, a total of six hours over three days. And only one will be a written test. But still. Grrrr

I told you guys, at least an hour

Oh dear, now that song is going to be stuck in my head. I'm leaving. For at least an hour. To go get naked and wet.

I found out the other day about this girl in my grade who's five months pregnant, everyone's been saying it's sad because she and her boyfriend had the potential to lead good, normal lives without such an obstacle. They've said they'd rather see it be some [bleep]ty girl. This couple has been together six months. Hmm.

The girl has a twin brother, their names are one letter apart.

Yes. It makes me happy. Especially when she tells me she bruises like a banana. That's what she gets for towering over me and calling me short.

White Balloons by Sick Puppies

I just told this tall freshman girl/ex neighbor that I'm the greatest, she responded by saying it's true but I come at her in the hall with my fist flying through the air (I've told her many times, that's just how the animal kingdom works). I replied to her saying it's just my awesomeness escaping me with full force, I might be on a slight ego trip.