blaah

My friend had "A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance" when I bought her dinner New Year's day, quite special. I almost hit post without realizing that I had typed Mew Year's day.

I hope you've all been exposed to the fortune cookie game where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune. We had two real winners tonight: Mine: "Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do." My grandpa's: "Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle."

From what I've seen, the presidents for student council have been actively involved for the whole time they've been at the school, they're relatively well known, and they're genuine, nice people. It seems to me that usually you have to be well-established as president material before running just by being the things I stated above.

Blackboard works fine for me.

Our district uses blackboard, I can go check.

I haven't played portal, see not the only one.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and I've proven that you can pick your friend's nose.

Pppppppp

Yep Easter dinner at Chinese buffet.

I see.

Is that the face of someone making inappropriate manga edits?

That made me yawn. Twice.

Trolololololololo

I don't feel all that good right now.

Wits, for P4K you should change your username to twisted_wits

Ohmy.

Someone tell me a story.

I'm not sleeping, I'm slicing fruit like a boss.

For a stretch this year I didn't really stay at friend's house. Maybe I would one night a weekend, but if she worked or was hanging out with her boyfriend I wouldn't come over when she became free. The last few weekends I've spent both nights there though, oh the ups and downs of our closeness. Seriously, my friendship with her is the most complex relationship I have, and I hope I never come across one more complicated. It doesn't seem possible.

It's 4:15 here and I'm tired, I got 5 1/2 hours of sleep on a night during the weekend. I function fine with less sleep during the week oddly enough. Actually, I nap like this sometimes during the week too. Plus, I'm kinda bored.

I might sleep now

[hide]You're talking to a random stranger. Stranger: HI You: HI Stranger: HOW U DOING You: GOOD You: U Stranger: NOT BAD You: COOL Stranger: WHERE ARE U FROM You: MY MOMS VAGINA You: U Stranger: I AM FROM CHINA You: MADE IN CHINA You: VERY NICE You: MM RICE You: LEAD PAINT You: DEAD BABIE Stranger: HEHE You: Y U STEAL ALL OUR JOBS Stranger: U ARE MISUNDERSTOOD BY THE MEDIA I THINK You: OH HOW IS IT FOR REAL THEN You: U ARE MISUNDERSTOOD BY YOUR MEDIA You: WHAT HAPPENED TIENEMEN SQUARE? Stranger: BECAUSE OUR MEDIA ALSO ALWAYS PUT SOME BAD NEWS FROM OTHER COUNTRY ESPECIALLY USA You: OUR COUNTRY AIRS PRO CHINA COMMERCIALS You: ABOUT HOW U ARE THE FUTURE You: DO U HEAR NICE THINGS OF USA Stranger: I HAVE TO ADMIT SOME ARE TRUE EVEN I HATE THESE PEOPLE Stranger: NOT MUCH FROM CHINESE MEDIA You: CENSORSHIP IS BAD You: SO IS COMMUNISM Stranger: CENSORSHIP? You: BLOCKING MEDIA You: CONTROLLING EVERYTHING YOU HEAR AND SEE You: BEST THING OF CHINA IS PANDAS Stranger: YES, BUT ITS A SYSTEM QUESTION SO HARD TO DISCUSS You: SECOND IS FOOD WHEN IT DOESNT HAVE DOG IN IT You: OR CAT Stranger: NOT ONLY CHINESE EAT DOG OR CAT Stranger: KOREAN EAT DOG AND JAPANESE EAT WHALE You: AND JAPANESE EAT DOLPHIN You: AND AFRICAN EAT BUGS Stranger: YES, THE MOVIE SHOWS IT You: AND AMERICAN EAT COW FECES Stranger: FACE? You: NO POOP You: FECAL MATTER Stranger: WHATEVER Stranger: U LIKE CHINESE FOOD? You: YES You: I AM GOING TO EAT IT TONIGHT Stranger: FOR EXAMPLE You: ISNT IT MIDDLE OF NIGHT IN CHINA NOW Stranger: NO, I STUDY IN ENGLAND SO NOT TOO LATE You: AROUND TEN PM Stranger: YES Stranger: U ALSO? You: NO You: IM IN AMERICA You: FOUR PM APPROACHING Stranger: EAST COAST? You: NO MIDDLE Stranger: STUDY? You: NOT IN UNIVERSITY UNTIL NEXT AUTUMN Stranger: FINE You: I MUST END CHAT Stranger: SO A LOT OF CHINESE PEOPLE GRAB JOBS? You: SOMETIMES You: GOODBYE Stranger: FINE, NICE TALK WITH U You: YES You have disconnected.[/hide] Tl;dr I said some nice things to a Chinese student.

Me as well! But I have four years math and five years worth of English because I have two English classes this year.

Ohp I didn't read that one, sparknoted as well. [hide]You're talking to a random stranger. Stranger: welcome to the inch store You: Which seat can I take?! Stranger: how many inches you like? You: Seventeen and three quarters Stranger: would you settled for 8? You: Hmm You: Is that discounted? Stranger: Satisfaction guarantee You: And if I'm not satisfied what do I do? You: Chop it into bits and burn it in a pile of pictures of your mother's face? Stranger: No. But you can use your grandmas face. You: Oh okay You: She's dead You: What will it show up as on my credit card statement? Stranger: You'll the psycho. Not me You: I will the psycho? Stranger: Nothing but cash. You: Oh. How much? Stranger: How bad you want them? You: Wait You: How many are there?! Stranger: 8 You: Oh, right You: And they're all packed separately right? Stranger: Stack one on top of another You: But they come apart easily right? Stranger: No. You: How am I supposed to share with the children? Stranger: But you have the choice of using the ones you need. Stranger: That's against the law. Cant serve inches to children. You: I don't give a flying dildo about the law You: I share all I receive with the children. Stranger: Sorry but i do. Or i can lose my license. Stranger: So good bye. The Stranger has disconnected.[/hide]

What book is being sparknoted?