Everything posted by blaah
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I know, and I don't care if I eat a lot anyway because my metabolism can handle it.
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Me hungry. Methinks I should eat, but don't know if me should for the sake of me is a fatty. Me lying, me no fatty. Me eat like fatty. But me only eat a burger today and cheese crackers and a granola bar and fruit snacks.
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I look icky right now. I broke out overnight, the sweatshirt I'm wearing has food or something on it, and my hair, well it was puffy to begin with but then it was exposed to rain and messed up while I was fighting. Hmm.
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@pepsi I though your post said "im not the best for finding gfs"
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That's beautiful. Do any of you know anyone who pinches with their toes?
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She was too slow in getting the story out, I had to come up with something fast and I wanted to confirm all the rumors. My iPod just autocorrected rumors to tumors.
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No, but I'm pretty sure I could imitate it after the physical fight I was just in with my friend. Or maybe that was more like rough consensual sex, I'd need someone else to judge.
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K I lied a little bit, that was his dream. Really it was just a normal spider bite. But he still screamed like a seventeen year old girl getting raped.
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I wasn't talking about the hickey. If I were talking about the hickey, I'd have said: Halo was screaming like a seventeen year old girl getting raped. The furry couldn't scream till it was done, but then it sounded like another seventeen year old girl getting raped. The furry happened to be a furry spider, and it bit halo out of shock from the noise he let out. That's what happened, he told me. And he put the pic up. So it happened.
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It probably sounded like two seventeen year old girls getting raped.
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I don't have a cam. ... .. I wouldn't do it anyway. I'm home for five hours now I believe, then back to my friend's house. We got in a fight. A very physical fight.
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Friend's aunt's Facebook status: "Making something amazing.... :)" Tempted to comment: "A baby?"
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Hmm, I don't know what to do this evening.
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I did. Making notecards is so lonely.
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Ooh clementines are yummy. I won't eat citrus fruits except clementines and occasionally lovely canned mandarin oranges. We sold clementines for the Christmas charity my school raises money for in my APLG class and my English teacher had students in his speech classes competing to get the longest single peel.
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And now I try to sleep with RB nasal sounding crap lyrics stuck in my head.
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Oh I'd been getting by accident, hmmph
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Why do I click things that aren't for me.
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I dislike waking up in the morning, especially because IT'S FRIDAY and I can't do it Rebecca Black style. I have to get up at 6 and I won't have time for my bowl and cereal.
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I'm sorry. I like puns and corny jokes.
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>playing Fruit Ninja >pairs of fruit come up >thinking "I can't make combos with pairs" >pears, pairs, teehee I love dem puns.
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Me and Carlos sleep together every night. In a twin bed. It's impossible to sleep without touching. [/creepymoment]
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You made two errors. "fell" not "feel" "definitely" not "defiantly"