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Well I know how to drive those, I'm not that dumb

But I'm female and I can't fit a car in the kitchen anyway

Stupid Oregon telemarketer woke me up

Maybe it's carpal tunnel. Either way.

I have arthritis. I'm going to bed.

I tried typing TIF with my forehead. On my iPod. It's 4:30 AM for sure.

I'm better than you because I disregard a lot of your advice and make my own stupid mistakes as I please. Or maybe it's the other way around.

TORTATPAM is that she has loads of wisdom, but doesn't take things seriously enough in her own life to get it where she wants it

Pro: it's pro. Con: often, mistakes go unnoticed. Or, in the case of iPods or other autocorrecting devices, the mistakes, along with made up or obscure words, are "corrected". [hide][/hide] Typing on small devices with two thumbs.

HAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHA... HA... Ha... ha. Honestly, I don't think I'd even want that. You can't let yourself become dependent on anyone for anything for too long or you'll forget how to manage by yourself. TPUM is posting from a computer, like a normal, decent poster, instead of say, an iPod or anything ridiculous like that.

FYI, Carlos is like the sharks on Finding Nemo. As they say "fish are friends, not food", Carlos believes "mice are friends, not food". He once rescued an escaped domestic mouse and didn't harm it, and now said mouse is his friend and lives downstairs in a tank. I distract you with my wall of text and reclaim that nasty cheese.

Back in my day, I wasn't given a cell phone until I was 15.

113. I promise, never again.

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)

31? New personal best, by far. I knew when the page wasn't loading that I could pull that amazingness off. :)