Obtaurian

Story time. Last night, new years eve, after work, I get ready for Kayla's party (dark blue H&M shirt, black tie, grey Express slacks, black shoes, tarnished gold and brown leather Guess watch -- I'm [bleep]ing stylish) and go down to her apartment because she invited me early. She's in a small dress with her hair did and looking good. I help her set a few things up and there's making out and stuff. My friends get to the apartment, then her friends get there, and her friends are tripping out because suddenly she's not with her boyfriend and she's all over me. We go get the alcohol and come back just in time to take a few shots at midnight. Now, I don't drink.... ever, but I decided to drink a little that night. After about fifteen minutes I was having somewhat of a hard time walking straight and I was laughing a lot (I'm a total light-weight). Kayla and I start disappearing to her room every fifteen minutes or so. We'd go up, start making out, clothes would come off, then she'd stop and say we can't leave everyone down there, so every time we disappeared, we'd go back down looking more disheveled than last time. It was kinda funny. ONE time we went upstairs, clothes started coming off and it was getting particularly serious, then someone knocks and she tells them to go away, then she gets up and locks the door. She walks back over to the bed, takes her bra off, and jumps on me (literally), and the rest of our clothes were off in two seconds. As I try to do something REAL fun, she stops me and says we REALLY need to back downstairs, so I get my clothes back on (grudgingly and very sloppily) and we go back. Now she starts cleaning the house. <_< After awhile her friend says she'll finish cleaning and that Kayla should go to bed because she has work in the morning (and so do I). We go upstairs, she says she's tired and wants to sleep, so I say lol and start trying to get her into the mood again. I succeed and it gets real serious again, so I ask her if she has a condom (BECAUSE I LEFT MINE IN MY TRUCK GOD [bleep]ING DAMNIT), and she says yes and starts looking for one. I can already tell that she doesn't really have one and that the mood has died, so she comes back to bed and we basically decide to just go to sleep, and she says that she's not really comfortable doing that right now anyway. Oh well. We fall asleep naked. We wake up the next morning and start getting ready for work (I brought all my stuff in the bag that my condoms were in........). Everything is fine that morning and we're flirting and stuff while we get ready (or while she gets ready, I should say -- I'm a guy and it took me like five minutes). We say our goodbyes and go off to work. While I'm at work she asks if I wanna go to the beach tonight, so I say yes and we plan. I get off work early, go back to Riverside, get ready, then go to her house and we drop her friend off and go BACK to her house and get in my truck and take off. It's pretty late by now, and the whole drive she keeps saying she's tired, but also the whole drive she's kissing my neck and ears and stuff (good thing I'm a good driver). It takes us a [bleep]ing HOUR to get to the beach, which is way longer than I thought. We park right by the beach and neither of us get out -- we just immediately start kissing and stuff. It's way too [bleep]ing cold to go lay on the beach and she only brought two tiny little blankets. (Just as a reminder, the previous paragaph and the next paragraph all take place yesterday, new years day) Between the making out and feeling up and stuff, we talk a little about this whole thing between us; we talk about how weird and sudden it is, and how we're both kinda confused about what it's supposed to be or what's gonna happen. She tells me that she wants to have sexual relations with me (obviously she said it differently), but she doesn't know what happens after that, but she wants to get to know me. I tell her that I'm not gonna expect anything from her or put any pressure on her or try to make this anything but what it is -- whatever it is -- and that I want to get to know her, too. I explained that very oddly. Basically, she wants to just [bleep], but she doesn't want us to get too serious just yet -- if at all -- and that we shouldn't expect anything to come of it. Just let it be, I guess. We decide to go back to her apartment. On the way back, she's starting to fall asleep, and she gets a phone call from her friends asking her to come to this party. She asks if I want to go, too. There are three problems with this: 1) This guy and his friends hate me because I slept with one of their girlfriends (while they were broken up, mind you). 2) I want to spend the night alone with her because lol. 3) I just drove us all the way to the beach for nothing, so [bleep] you I expect a little compensation. I say the first two to her, and she gets really mad and starts talking about how we agreed to not get too serious and blahblahblah, so I'm kinda confused at this point, but I don't really care because I've been dealing with so much [cabbage] and big talk from girls that I've grown to expect it. Then she gets a call from her little sister, supposedly, and she says she needs to go see her sister who lives 45 minutes away from Riverside, because I guess she's having a bad night or something. Honestly, I don't believe that story at all. She wouldn't explain it properly and I'm 90% positive that she went to the party and not to see her sister. She fell asleep with her head on my shoulder till we got back, where she pretty much said bye, kissed me a few times, said she'd let me know when she got to her sister's house, and kicked me out. I went home and worked out, then slept for a good ten hours. I've the spent the past three days either working or being with Kayla, so today I'm taking to myself. [bleep]ing tired of girls at this point. Jane tried to talk to me yesterday but I kinda just blew her off. Kayla knows of Jane and is very obviously jealous/concerned, 'cause she's always asking about her ("talk to Jane today? What's going on with Jane?"). Basically, Kayla is [bleep]ing crazy and has ADD and is a total schizo, so I have no idea what's going to happen now. I tried being kinda romantic with her (beach trip was supposed to involve dinner and being cute on the beach), but that's done. If she continues talking to me (which she very well might not), I'm just gonna try to get her in bed. No more sweet talking or trying to get to know her. I'm done with shady, unreliable girls. /life

lmao more girl news but it'll have to wait. Ijust got home from work and Kayla and I are going to the beach/getting dinner. life is [bleep]ing weird, friends.

She texted me at 2AM to tell me that she talked to her boyfriend and that this is good for her. That sounds promising. I have work at 10AM to like 6PM, then gonna go home, get my slacks, shirt, and tie on, then go to Kayla's house. I'm really curious to see what happens tonight. Hey, NEW YEARS KISS. Never had one of those (that I can remember). We'll see.

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you guyz are sweet :') tif down was killing me

I'd have to agree with Squisher -- if Zarfot doesn't come back, I think Suomi is in the best position to max, ESPECIALLY when free trade comes back.

11/10

maybe if i actually banged and mashed. :/ i just go on tons of dates. it's a little exciting, but not really.

Date with Jane at 1PM. Oooohhhh yeah. And I started rewriting one of my old metal songs because my brother and I have our instruments fixed up now (or mine almost is, anyway).

GWASHA OMFG HI saw Golvellius looking my blog again. he likes me. :/

I have no idea what I'm gonna do today. I went to bed at like 2am and I got up at 9am. WTF. idfk. WE SHALL SEE. but anyway i really want to play again. fml.

He'd need 120 dungeoneering to be on the front page.

y'all are spamming my blog :/

how do i fish in f2p :/

lmao, get it?

no homo. :)

wait, sense when? Since I got a CLS :/

STORY TIME. Okay, so remember how I said that Jane is unreliable and she wanted to take me to her favorite tea shop today? And remember how I hooked up with that friend yesterday (who we'll call Alice)? Well I made plans with Alice today because I figured Jane didn't really mean it. This morning, Jane texts me - it just says "hello :)", and one thing about Jane is that she only uses smileys when she actually wants to talk to me and wants to be nice, so I decided to ignore her because she's been getting on my nerves. Two hours later, she calls me and asks me to go to the tea shop with her, and I politely decline because "I have plans tonight," and she actually sounded genuinely sad, which was really weird. So I ended up hanging out with Alice, we went to a party where I kinda knew everyone, but there were a lot of people who didn't like me, and it's not my kinda crowd. We left, she asked me what was going on between us, and we agreed that we'll just go with the flow and keep it casual... whatever the [bleep] that means. I hear that a lot lately. Oh, and Jane posted on her blogging site about how she was pissed at someone. She said "you can't care one minute and not give a damn the next. How immature." Directed at me? I wonder... Feels nice having the upper hand with her. She kinda had me by the collar for a bit because she's a hot English chick and I'm a guy with a penis, but now she's actually pursuing ME. Or she's angry and wants nothing to do with me. Either way, feels good man. Oh, and for the record -- I should've gone out with Jane tonight. FML.

You can Soul split Bandos with a rapier ;) That would be pretty dangerous, though. Maul is the same speed as Graar's melee attack, so you can guarantee that he'll never hit while you SS flash.

Mod Enaid can you ban Aeil he keeps sending me nudes of himself and it makes me feel dirty. :/

so many boots lmao gratz buddy.

My [bleep]ing hero:

I have your number. I know where you live. I'm not [bleep]ing unstable you [bleep]ing [bleep].

You're a knife murderer why would i kill a knife? :/