Obtaurian

CONGRATULATIONS MY SON <3: <3: <3: <3: <3: <3: <3:

Got 4M in drops my first frost dragons trip. The ranged exp was better than I thought, too. I'm definitely gonna be DGing while I camp frosts, 'cause there's SO much clicking involved, jesus christ. It's like TDs but without the excitement and risk, so I'm gonna be taking a lot of breaks. Here's a list of stuff I need to do/get, roughly in order, kinda: Buy Arma plate 90 dging (and chaotic xbow) Ranger boots Rigour (this is a maybe) 96 herblore by this time I should have close to 99 ranged 99 herblore third chaotic (probably staff) 99 prayer 100 dging (maul and cls last) I think that's it. Knowing me, that list will be all jumbled up and I probably won't even play that long before I take another hiatus. Definitely having the BBQ with friends and Lisa this weekend. Still gotta ask Mary about getting together. It's 5AM. fmfl.

Hi. I'm Ob[bleep]ingtaurian and I'm gonna camp frosts to 99 ranged right now.

Everything you need to know: GOOD LUCK MY SON.

yes i would. i endure painful things like training herblore and prayer when it benefits mhing in some way. :( hunter is a lot worse, but you get the idea. are you the damsel in distress? ;) i think you meant to say ye my bad. :/

lol torag's helm and i tried to do some hunter and got 13k exp and quit. lol i'm a bad skiller.

Oh my god thank you. <3: Is it possible to just plug in a normal PC mouse and use that?

Ahahahahahahahaha, I get it. So I'm house sitting for my aunt all weekend, which probably means no 'Scape cause she has this crappy Mac and I don't know how to [bleep]ing play Runescape with only one button on the mouse. BUT, on Saturday my best friend and the girl he's dating and HER best friend are coming over and we're gonna BBQ and stuff. The best friend's name is Lisa, and I've mentioned her before (a long time ago). I've hung out with her twice and she was all over me both times (like literally she would not keep her hands off me). She's pretty and I like the attention so this should be fun. I was never really into her because we have very different religious and political views, and that just seems like a Recipe for Disaster (yes, Runescape pun [is it a pun?]). And one of those days I'm gonna have the other girl I've been talking to come over. Well, I'm gonna try anyway. I'm more into this girl. I think I've mentioned her before but I can't remember the nickname I gave her so we'll call her Mary. I'm feeling a little better today. I went to Tds with a steel titan and killed a few before I totally [bleep]ed up my prayer switches and got raped. I'm at barrows right now using Bedman's ovls/rapier/void setup and it's working very nicely. BTW, steel titan completely and utterly destroys TDs. The few that I killed went down so fast.

did some more slayer and went to barrows again. got dh legs first run LOLOLOOLOLOL. btw I've realized that I'm Rambo when it comes to Runescape. At DKs, I was soulsplit flashing every single hit on rex and supreme even though that's really dangerous. I got hit for a few 400s from prime. At Bandos I would stay around 300-400 lp and just hope I didn't get comboed LOL. and of course I die at TDs all the time because I never tele when I should. I always tank dharok in the tunnels, too, no matter what my lp is. explains why I die all the time in dg, too. I'm pro at soul split flashing while using protect prayers, btw. MHING IS SO FUN OMG. too bad brews don't buy. ;/ I'm determined to get over my illness by tomorrow. My best friend informed me that this girl I've been on a couple dates with is really into me, so I'm gonna say wassup tomorrow. Also the other girl I mentioned before texted me tonight. fml. STORY TIME SOON I HOPE.

;/ Today I made a new batch of overloads and went to DKs (2.5brid, no drops), solo Bandos (with dragon defender and steel titan, LOL, no drops but I crashed two 135s who hopped instantly, and I found out that steel titan sucks at solo bandos), and some slayer. I'm out of brews or I'd take my steel titan to TDs. I'll probably be DGing tonight while I wait for brews to buy. 500k exp to frost dragons fml. EDIT: I really need to unlock frosts ASAP. And I need to get more chaotics. FML so much work. It's fun, though.

Thank you! <3: He's not that lucky.

I'm going to bed now, but I'll probably buy some from you tomorrow if my offers don't go through. <3:

I've been playing since 2001 and I missed the first few holiday items. Because of that, I've never cared to keep up with them. I hate doing holiday events, so it doesn't bother in me in the slightest if I miss items. I have an easter ring and a snow globe anyway, and those are the most fun, IMO. Except maybe a rubber chicken. <_<

A good setup is: Full slay helm Arcane stream necklace Ahrim's top/bottom Infinity boots Barrows gloves Fire cape Unholy book Staff of Light/Chaotic staff Seer's Ring (i) That'll give you plenty of prayer bonus and more than enough accuracy. Pray mage, use a wolper with scrolls or yak with overloads (like Enaid said), always stand next to an obstacle so they don't burrow. For invent, just make sure you have an extra wolper pouch or two, scrolls, and around 12-15 prayer potions, plus whatever knick-knacks you like to use. You don't really need a special weapon, but maybe bring EEE in case you make a mistake or something. They drop sharks, though. You'll wanna leave plenty of invent space open for the noted drops. I'm not sure about kill rates, but you can expect ~200k mage exp per task on average.

No. But I did have an eventful day of 'Scape. I slayed and got my second whip in two days. Then I went to TDs and got jack [cabbage], but I did DIE THREE TIMES LOL. The first time was due to bad luring, the second time was due to bad luring and bad switching, then after looting my grave I decided to get one kill without any healing, and I died AGAIN due to good ol' fashioned bad switching. I got back to my grave every time. I had three sapphire lanterns in my inventory after the third death, lol. Though I'm somewhat rusty with my prayer switches, my item switches are fast as ever. I was using void and rapier and switching without losing any attack turns/ticks. Sometimes I was switching after every hit. I [bleep]ing love TDs. EDIT: Oh, and I really need a chaotic crossbow. Rune is way too inaccurate for my taste. Then I went to barrows with void and rapier and seriously [bleep]ed [cabbage] up. I did seven runs in like forty minutes. First run I got dh plate, last run I got k top. LOL RUNESCAPE. I have an offer in for torstols, so as soon as I make a new batch of overloads I'm going to DKs. I'm 500k from 85 dungeoneering but I cbf right now. Rapier is too much fun. Still sick so nothing special happening IRL as of right now.

You walked on the water? Are you Jesus? When I had long hair, I looked like Jesus. Fo' real.

No. It is crossbow speed, therefore it's not the best training weapon. It really depends on the monster.

Mine's on the second or third. You take your popularity for granted. I DEMAND POPULARITY. It's 'cause I'm sick and have no stories to tell. ;/ Here's something I wrote for this blogging website I use. Notice that I don't go into much detail about the dating. It's 'cause Jane uses the same site and reads what I write. Trashed, Lost, Found. Exactly a week ago, Monday, I woke up and decided that I’d go to Santa Cruz the next morning. I’ve always wanted to see Santa Cruz. When I lived in San Francisco, I never took the time to make the trip. I don’t know why, but it just felt like it was the right thing to do; it felt like I was meant to go. I needed to get away from everything I’d been doing; I needed to get away from everyone I’d been seeing and spending time with; I needed to get away from my daily life. It was a spiritual journey. Tuesday morning, I left. I made multiple stops on the way there. I got to see and feel and walk on snow. I think I might’ve enjoyed the drive more than actually being there. When I got to Santa Cruz, I immediately set off with my guitar. The weather was beautiful. I found a spot on Pacific Ave to set up, and for the first time in my life, I played my guitar on the streets. I ended up making a grand total of $2.50, and it felt great. People actually stopped to listen to me and compliment my music. I went to the beach. I felt the ocean and walked in (on?) the water. I spent the freezing night playing my guitar even more. I sat in a toasty coffee shop and wrote music. Eventually I left the beach to find UCSC, where I met some incredibly intelligent and talented people who ended up letting me crash on their couch. I left early the next morning. I loved Santa Cruz, but I realized that it’s not the place for me; it’s not where I would want to go to college or live. My journey was successful, though — I was only there for a night but it felt like a week. Since getting back, however, I’ve been terribly sick. I can’t stop coughing, my body is sore, my head feels heavy, my eyes feel like they’re dying in my head, and my nose doesn’t exist. I’ve spent more time inside and alone this past week than I have since god-knows-when. I’m always doing something. I’m always busy. I’m always hanging out with or going out with someone, but not this week. It’s a nice break. There’s no drama, no commitment, no confusion, no driving around, no money spent (my favorite part!). It’ll be nice to start anew when I get better. I’m taking a much-needed break from dating. I need to spend more time with my best friends and less time with temporary flings that never go anywhere. I love dating and meeting new people, but it gets way too exhausting trying to keep up with everything. In my defense, these girls find me most of the time, especially the last one (and oh-my-god … never again). Here’s to new beginnings. I didn’t leave my heart in Santa Cruz; rather, I found it.

I'm upset that my blog is so far down on the first page.

pro son. I had a good day. rapier. d defenders slaying hard and fast. whip and dark bow drops. sup. have an irons task now. still very sick though :/ probably gonna go back to dg tomorrow and beast it to 85.

Finally got my rape-ier.

[bleep]. Yes.

16k exp to rapier. Dg'd with Krimi, Jax, Vilya, Mstr, Enaid, and Cheeesy today. PRO. I'll be on later, too.

yeah of course son. I think The Ancient is gonna dg with me later, so if you're on I'll let you know.

mad cause i'm gonna be 120 dg before you :/