Obtaurian

My best friends know everything, but that's it. ;) wot its a blog innit. HELLO BEDMAN. I should make this into a romance novel, except that I'm a really hot zombie or something. I'm so pale that I do, in fact, sparkle in the sunlight. No joke.

98 Ranged. Hexhunter please. I updated all of my goal sigs and added an A-Log sig. The site I used updates almost instantly, unlike Tip.it's sigs.

I lol'd.

I don't know for sure, but I highly doubt you lose them.

I'M TRYING TO BE TACTFUL GODDAMMIT.

Small STORY TIME update. Lisa's best friend broke up with my best friend, officially. My best friend doesn't really care (he's more of an [wagon] than I am). I thought for sure that it meant bad things for Lisa and I, but turns out that I'm wrong for the time-being. I'm going to the beach with Lisa and her friend on Saturday. YES! I'm pretty excited. EDIT: Oh, and Jane posted a video of her hanging out with her best friend and this other guy that I kinda know. They were drunk. Here's why the video is funny to me: 1. Jane's best friend is the first girl I slept with after my previous girlfriend and I broke up. Yes, I've slept with a pair of best friends (separately, lololol). 2. The dude they're hanging out with has been trying to hook up with Jane for awhile now. He knows that Jane and I dated or are dating, but he probably doesn't know we've slept together. I think that's funny.

Bro. Please tell me you smooshed his sister.

LOL. How can I see how many posts I have in each sub-forum? I know I have tons in GD.

You win this round . . . In other news, how [bleep]ing awesomely appropriate is it that this is the 2000th post?: WHAT. I'm sorry, could you rephrase that in a way that makes sense? You lost me at >implying that girls are logical.

WHAT. I'm sorry, could you rephrase that in a way that makes sense? You lost me at >implying that girls are logical.

1. NICE. 2. LOL@thatguy. Enaid, explain women to me. EDIT: And speaking of women, WHERE'S TRIPSIS?!

Is that [bleep]blocking? ya Although it seems like religion is CBing more now. Yeah definitely religion. Jane and Lisa don't know about each other at all, so no CBing there. We shall see. EDIT: Well, if Lisa's best friend, Vanessa, is actually doing this of her own accord and hasn't had a talk with Lisa, then Vanessa is potentially CBing hardcore.

This. Also, they are religious (and you are not?)? Hmph don't like that (no offence of course). Correct -- they're both Christian and I'm Agnostic, though I don't approve of organized religion. They both go to church four or five times a week. I had actually had a discussion with Lisa about religion sometime ago, and we agreed that we would respect each others' beliefs, though she did say that she wants a religious man. WHATEVA. I register for classes today.

I lol'd. Why the [bleep] are you never online son. This thing called quitting due to being bored with everything in ze gaemz. Quitting is for quitters. YOU AIN'T A QUITTER, RIGHT BOY?!

I lol'd. Why the [bleep] are you never online son.

Vanessa (Lisa's best friend) just informed me that she's "breaking up with" (they were never officially together) my best friend, mostly because she suddenly wants to be abstinent. Wow, I'm 110% positive that this is gonna mean bad things for Lisa and I. They're both very religious and I wouldn't be surprised if they had a talk and decided to be abstinent together (meaning my best friend and I are out of luck). Fffffffuuu.... We'll see. I'm pretty bummed, 'cause it was pretty cool that my best friend and I were dating a pair of best friends. I probably won't be talking to Lisa till Friday. Goddamnit.

I hereby declare page 100 to be the new page 69.

Look at Squareroot2's guide in the AOW.

I'm not big on overcoming my fears. [bleep] heights. :| Wait I thought you didn't like [kitty]. No homo. omg page 100.

I'm terrified of heights. :/ It's like my kryptonite.

I actually really like that song.

u need to read the stories bro :/ Lisa lives like thirty minutes away, Jane maybe ten minutes, so that really affects who I see more often. Lisa and I didn't get serious till this weekend, whereas Jane and I have been seeing each other for about two months now. Believe me, I'd definitely prefer to see Lisa more often (or exclusively). Also this.

It's hard to say. Overall, I'd say Jane is more beautiful, but Lisa is much sexier. Lisa also has slightly nicer boobs and a much nicer butt. Jane has a slightly prettier face, but Lisa's eyes are insanely attractive (I'm one of those guys who really appreciates eyes). I think Lisa is more attractive overall. She also has a much better personality. And she was much better in bed. Lisa wins, lol. Is that [bleep]blocking?

Small STORY TIME update. I hung out with Jane for a good five hours today. It was (mostly) friendly. She was acting kinda weird most of the time, and eventually she told me that she felt a little awkward around me because we had sex, and the awkwardness was because she wanted to do it again, lol. I wasn't very flirty at all for the most part. The only time I got kind of flirty was when I was telling her about going to Disneyland. I told her that I'm terrified of rollercoasters (which I am), and she called me a [bleep], so I got right in her face, grabbed both of her hands, looked her hard in the eyes, and told her not to call me that again. She giggled and said "well you are!" so I squeezed her hand very hard, lightly kissed her, gave her my sexiest look and repeated myself. She recoiled a little bit and looked embarrassed. Jimi 2, Jane 0. When I dropped her off, she held out her hand, so I grabbed it and she pulled me to her and kissed me pretty passionately. We pulled away, then she pulled me back and kissed me a second time. Haven't talked to Lisa all day. I've known her for about two months now, and her and I go a week or two without talking sometimes. Even though our "relationship" took a completely different turn this weekend, I get the feeling that we're still going to be going weeks without talking or seeing each other. I would prefer otherwise, but whatever -- I'm not exactly hurting for attention.

The sound of /obt/ scratching against the inside of your skull? No. And Pink I lol'd hard.