Obtaurian

STORY [bleep]ING TIME. Holy [cabbage]. So Lisa and Vanessa came over to my aunt's house early yesterday. We went to the grocery store and bought some stuff, they baked cookies, and we (read: they -- I'm a man, I don't cook anything that isn't meat) started preparing food for the festivities. As expected, Lisa is all over me and we're kinda actin' like we're a couple or something, which is fun. My friends get there, we start grilling chicken, then the Nintendo Wii and Just Dance (one and two) and the alcohol comes out and everyone's having a good time. To fast-forward a few hours, Lisa is starting to get a little crazy. She'd straddle me and grab me and make out with me every chance she got, and there were many chances. Around 11PM or so, everyone's in the living room chilling, and I'm laying on the floor and Lisa is straddling me (yes, in front of everyone). My best friend, Robbie, tells me to take her to the bedroom, so I did the same thing that I did to Jane the previous night -- I picked her up and carried her to the room. Oh man, is Obtaurian about to relate Runescape to sex? You know it. It was a little like getting a claw drop at TDs, then another one on the very next kill. Then another one on the next kill. Then just when you wanna call it a day and go buy 99 Herblore, you decide to stay for one more kill and get a fourth [bleep]ing pair. Yeah, kinda like that. We laid in bed and talked for awhile, then back into the living room. Her and Vanessa left soon after because they had church in the morning (I chuckled a little), and it was pretty late at this point. My other friends ended up spending the night, and I didn't go to bed till 6AM or something. Today, I got to clean up the house while my friends [bleep]ed around and didn't help me at all. <_< Jane texted me early in the day and asked if she could come over and bring stuff to make cocktails for us. I was kind of tired and didn't really feel like picking her up, and I didn't want to bother if I wasn't going to get anything out of it, but when my friends all left, I decided to just go ahead and bring her over. She was wearing high-heels and a tiny dress. Cool. She made us a bunch of different drinks, and unfortunately for me, I hadn't eaten anything allllllll day, so I'm typing this with a really bad headache. I put on the ONE hip-hop album that I own, and she informed me that she wanted to dance with me in her underwear, so she took her dress off. We didn't end up dancing, but it was fun watching her prance around the house wearing practically nothing. Blahblahblah, then we're on the couch, making out, going a little crazy, and I do that thing I tried last time. And this time she let me. I knew right then that tonight was gonna be a good night. I stood up, grabbed her hand, and led her into the bedroom. For the first time since I've known her, Jane did not disappoint me (claw drop #5). She somehow lost her belly-button ring, too. I thought that was kinda funny. I just got home from dropping her off. Lisa blew my phone up while Jane and I were busy, so I called her on my way home. She wants me to go to Disneyland with her and Vanessa tomorrow (they have annual passes and I get in for free because I work there). I accepted, of course, but here's the funny thing -- when I got home, I inspected my neck in the mirror. I didn't find anything. Then I pulled the collar of my shirt down a little. I have two BAD hickeys right above my collarbone. LOL. ANYONE KNOW A WAY TO GET RID OF THOSE BY TOMORROW?! OH, I can't believe I almost forgot this part. You know how Jane gave me a hickey on my hip Friday? When Lisa and I were going at it, she started moving down to the same spot, and I was thinking holy [cabbage] she's gonna see the hickey and my night is over. SHE STARTED GIVING ME A HICKEY ON THE SAME EXACT SPOT, and when she stopped to look, she said "wow, that's a pretty good one." Lol'd. What a great [bleep]ing weekend. I really wanted to stay up all night and play 'Scape and listen to music, but I have to finish cleaning and go to bed early 'cause I have to drive to Lisa's house around 10AM. It's almost midnight right now. FML. There's no way that my aunt's not going to notice that everything's out of place. There's just no way. I'm definitely going to be caught. No doubt about it. It was definitely worth it, though.

New STORY TIME tonight. Barbecue was 200% successful and Jane is coming over right now.

For someone who dies every 4 TDs, anything over 2 doses of OVL is crazy to me.

Haha, this is the only place I post my stories. Everywhere else has friends IRL (or the girls that I hook up with) who would read it, and it'd 'cause problems. I'll keep posting my stories, of course, and I'll try to expand on things a little more without being too graphic and without being straight-up vulgar (read: I don't want a warning). Lisa and her friend are almost to my house right now. And Enaid, 10 doses is a lot. ;P

My preferred solution would be to not let your opponent get close enough to combo you with the spec. Hybrid with magic.

I'm taking that as permission to be more graphic in the future. I'll start putting it in hide tags with warnings, though, LOL. Hide tags & warnings are not good enough, the content must still be suitable for everyone on these forums. I couldn't give you permission to be more graphic if I wanted to. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- :(

I'm taking that as permission to be more graphic in the future. I'll start putting it in hide tags with warnings, though, LOL. Saru: I know she's crazy but fooling around is too fun to pass up. Lowc: I love you. Justice: I love you too.

How many kills did you get per trip?

I don't have an opinion in regards to your suggestion, but I just wanted to say that I lol'd when I read this.

One or two more frost dragon trips to have the chins for 99.

Yes, third hardest boss if you cross out all GWD bosses, TD's, and Chaos Elemental. Yes, you can easily kill it, but the drops suck. KQ is significantly harder then Tds, the gwd bosses, with the possible exception of kril who is pretty close, and the chaos elemental. How on earth do you figure KQ to be hard to solo? You run in with Verac's smash it til it form swaps; bail out to restock food if needs be then go back in and smash some more. Heck with curses you probably can easily do it without banking at all. TDs are easy but I wouldnt count them as a boss monster, they r jsut a strong normal monster like blk dragons GWD bossses r deffo harder than KQ you need finely balanced armour the right weapons and you have to kill in the right order while pray hopping; plus they r obv overcrowded. Chaos Elemental is deffo harder with its barrage of odd attacks constantly moving you etc Have you ever been to KQ? You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

LOL STORY TIME. It's a little graphic. Fair warning. So like I said before, Mary informed me that she couldn't come over and my best friend couldn't come to town, so I was wtf who am I gonna hang out with? So I texted Jane, lol. I thought for sure she'd say no, but she happened to be at the shopping center close by, so I went and picked her up and brought her back to my aunt's house. She had been hanging out with this guy who doesn't like me (because I've now hooked up with two girls that he's tried to get at, and my best friend kinda stole his previous girlfriend). We kinda just sat on the couch talking for awhile 'cause we hadn't seen or spoken to each other for a week or something. Once we were done catching up, I started getting flirty. She took my beanie and stood up to put it on and look in the mirror, so I stood up and got really close to her. She got a little closer and said "you want to kiss me, don't you." I told her to never assume anything about me, and thus the verbal chess commenced. I can't remember exactly how it happened, but we started kinda teasing each other, brushing our lips together lightly while we talked. Then suddenly we're making out more intensely than we ever have (and that's saying something, 'cause she's intense when she wants to be). We laid down on the couch and the groping and feeling-up started. More making out, etc, then she flips around and straddles me and things get even more heated. I decide to stop [bleep]ing around and start really [bleep]ing around so I literally full-hand grab her ass (that's two hands), pick her up off the couch, and carry her to the guest bedroom, despite her weak protests. I lay her on the bed and things start getting crazy again. I start moving downstairs and she wraps her legs around me and stops me (goddamn her legs are strong; I literally couldn't move). I start kissing and biting her ear 'cause I know she loves that, and when I thought she was defenseless I tried venturing downstairs again, but she stopped me a second time. Then she decides to show me how flexible she is and puts her legs over my shoulders (hopefully that makes sense, 'cause I can't think of another way to describe it). I considered trying a third time, considering the position I was now in, but decided against it and took her dress off instead (lol). She wasn't wearing a bra. She mentions that it's not fair that she's topless and I'm not, so she sits up and takes my shirt off (and I've been working out hardcore for two months, so I'm like [bleep]yeah.jpeg). So things start heating up again, and I switch positions -- I had been laying on top of her, between her legs, so I get off and lay down next to her to be in a better position to use my hands for certain extracurricular activities. I start kissing her ear again so as to drop her guard, and my hand goes southbound. I can't reasonably go into detail without Enaid or Tripsis deleting this post (and I may have gone too far already, lol), but you get the idea. So after all that fun stuff, my pants come off and I pick her up and lay down on the bed properly (we had been laying on it sideways), and she straddles me again and starts going crazy. Then SHE starts moving downwards, and I'm thinking loololl no way she told me she doesn't do THAT, but she starts groping me and she gives me a really lovely hickey right on my hip. Sadly, but as expected, she didn't do THAT. Then she gets up, puts her dress back on, and says she needs a cigarette. <_< I go outside with her and we start talking like normal. She says she needs to get home, so we jump in my truck and I take her home. We get to her house and her goodbye consists of practically straddling me in the truck, yanking my hair, and making out with me. Sweet. As I'm driving away she texts me, informing me that she's all hot and bothered and she's going to need to do something about it, and that before I say anything, she purposefully didn't allow me to go any further, so I should take that (that she needs to take care of herself) as a compliment, and she tells me that she wants to see me again soon. Tomorrow's BBQ is gonna be a triple date (my two best friends and one girl for each of us). Probably gonna hook up with Lisa, as is the tradition with her. It's gonna be a good weekend.

D'oh I forgot about that :wall: So it turns out my aunt just bought a brand new desktop and has really good internet. LOL RUNESCAPE. Mary's not hanging out tonight, and my best friends are all busy. FML. Gonna try a couple other girls.

Yeah I think that's what I'm gonna do. I need to do that quest though fml.

Frost dragons ain't even mad. I'm like, 35k to 96 ranged but I have to start getting ready to leave. I talked to Mary, and there's a possibility that she's coming over tonight. CROSSING FINGERS AND OTHER EXTREMITIES.

yes. no homo. Went to frosts for awhile and hung out in Blind's cc with him and Chicken 'cause they were duoing bandos, so after my frosts trip I crashed them (read: they let me join them) hard. But Blind had to leave so Chicken and I duo'd for a bit, then I solo'd one. Got nothin'. But I'm 97k from 96 ranged and one frost dragon trip to an arma plate, so that's cool. Excited for the bbq saturday, but idfk what i'm gonna do on Friday and Sunday. Hopefully my aunt's mac can handle 'scape. Anyway, hopefully STORY TIME commences saturday. POSSIBLY tomorrow if I can get ahold of Mary.

I cleaned my bank and sold 3.1m in stuff, lol. Too bad it hardly made a dent. ;/ I've been to pretty much every boss today. Died a bunch of times, as per usual. BACK TO FROSTS LOL.

That's intense. I was happy getting ~300k a day my last few days before 99, though that was without extremes/rapier. The night I got 99, my hand was hurting so much that I just used two effigies for the last 80k exp that I needed, lol.

That means you already did that floor. If you've completed all possible floors that you can, reset.

quoting this because it's true and i laughed.

i know my son, but i was specifically referring to my deaths:tds killed ratio, which is like 1:10 or something. i'm gonna get rigour for frosts/nex soon anyway. but that is petty badass that you get that many kills with a uni

Factoring in my one-to-three deaths per trip, I think I'm averaging about 4 kills/h or something. <_<

You should try to find friends and start a perm team. It's by far the best way to get to higher levels. Even if it's just duos and trios, it's still better than soloing. If you have a friend who's good at it and is willing to help, that's even better.

Yeah, I agree with Enaid -- just use black d'hide top. Otherwise it looks like a good plan. :thumbup:

Her name isn't really Lisa. :/ Is your name Lisa? I hope it is. Yeah I'll probably end up doing a variety of MHing and just buy chins instead of camping frosts from 95-99 ranged.