I'd probably say: Me:Hey, you nooby lvl 3 me. There's a bank just down that road *points*. Check it out. Oh, and spending your days selling bread to the general store is pointless. Lvl 3 me: Um, hi. What's a bank? Me:...omg. Lvl 3 me: And what's a noob? :wall: And that was after I got out of Tutorial Island. Before that, I couldn't even find my way out of the mining tutorial, for 6 MONTHS. :XD: