The_Mather1

One problem: Coilguns = electric guns. Electric guns = powerfull electricity. Sea = salt water. Salt water = conductive. Powerfull electricity + salt water = R.I.P.

The cow lands on the sledgehammer, pushing it stuck in the floor.

I catch the sledgehammer in my nose and blow it out along with a cow.

Woods on Dakara, Chulak and the terraformed planet has been searched, a few new fruits and mushrooms have been discovered: One fruit that grows on rope-like wines, these are pink, the size of a lyche(japanese fruit) edible and guite tasty(very sweet flovour with a hint of mint). Name: Mint-fruit. One fruit that grows on low bushes like pineapple, these grown densly(both bushes and fruits) and look like blood-red apples and taste almost like meat. Name: Meat-apple. One fruit that grows and looks like ruburb, these are blue and taste sweet with a hint of cinamon. Name: Cinamon-leaves. One mushroom that grows only where the sun never reaches, it however glows with the strenght of a lightbulb, it is higly poisonous to eat. Name: Glow-fungi. One mushroom that grows whereever it is placed, it is the size of a bar-stool and tastes like button mushroom. Name: Goliath-shroom.

I'm in, if my parents don't mind me being away a little early on the day that is. Why not play a round now?

It rains here at least every fifth day, even during the summer and I can just make a hole in the roof for it to come through so dehydration is no problem. There are only 62,000 people here in Drammen so I dubt there'll be to many zombies coming, and most of them would have to walk about 5km to get to me.

I fly across the room landing in a standing possition on the wall, and there I stay.

With a small one(gauss gun) you could make the coils out of it and only use 0.15 kg or so, with a large one you could use it in the capasitor and be able to charge it in 10-20 seconds with a normal car batery. And for the online game, what about the settlers IV or settlers IV: the eastern realms? Or if you really would like to reseach: AoE III /-war chiefs or AoE II /-the conquerors. [spoiler=Income]Taxes Human 30 000 000 000 50 000 30 % 450 000 000 000 000 Jaffa 7 600 000 60 000 25 % 114 000 000 000 Goa'uld 16 000 1 500 000 10 % 2 400 000 000 Loan 1 500 000 000 5 % 75 000 000 Building company Apartements 5 000 30 000 40 % 60 000 000 Townhouses 2 500 75 000 40 % 75 000 000 Farms 900 125 000 40 % 45 000 000 Mansions 1 500 1 000 000 40 % 600 000 000 Pyramids 50 5 000 000 40 % 100 000 000 Skyscrapers 100 1 000 40 000 40 % 1 600 000 000 Trade Ring transporters 500 000 Naguadah bars 1 000 000 Drone sets 2 000 000 000 Tel'tac cargoships 5 000 000 000 Sales Ross 500 000 000 Archi 1 000 000 Income 450 119 456 000 000 Budget 10 % 45 011 945 600 000

I gnaw at TTnT's head.

I shove my (sadly not working) coilgun up a random someone/-thing's anus.

Suburban, got at least four or five car batteries and a generator which could be retrofitted to with our diesel engine(from car) which then again would be made to use bio-diesel/plant oil(just switching some fuel tubes) and for the barb-wire the power will be stored in capasitors until triggerend by a fluctuation in a weaker circuit(capasitors are no problem, by killing a (allready broken) computer I found a 450v (more than lethal) one, and I have five more computers). Also they can't get in the house unless they manage to pile their way to the second floor or break through a well baricaded door/window, in which case I hide in the attic(retractable staircase and hatch).

Electric barb-wire and elevated buildings, my house has a foundation that is 1/4 a floor high, all I need to do is remove front and back stairs, remove terrace(it's only wood) and baricade three doors, three large windows and three small, also add electric barb-wire to garage roof(i've entered from there about five times when window was locked myself(forgot keys)).

Or suburban and just finish/fortify normal fences, it's not like zombies know how to open gates. A suburban house, a semi-tall smooth wall with a strong iron/steel gate and a shotgun + ammo and you're safe.

They can be used as extreme superconductors(amplifies power), but I am not allowed to use it in large amounts that way. Of topic: Anyone care to cooperate on the Christmas event? I kinda just don't want to play RS alone now, too fond of being here with you guys.

Had we told of our own actions this would have been roleplay, but this is more like Civilization/Age of Empres/the Settlers, we are controlling a non-visual virtual domain, not a character. OCSs: 120 [spoiler=Income]Taxes Human 27 600 000 000 50 000 30 % 414 000 000 000 000 Jaffa 7 200 000 60 000 25 % 108 000 000 000 Goa'uld 14 600 1 500 000 10 % 2 190 000 000 Loan 1 500 000 000 5 % 75 000 000 Building company Apartements 5 000 30 000 40 % 60 000 000 Townhouses 2 500 75 000 40 % 75 000 000 Farms 900 125 000 40 % 45 000 000 Mansions 1 500 1 000 000 40 % 600 000 000 Pyramids 50 5 000 000 40 % 100 000 000 Skyscrapers 100 1 000 40 000 40 % 1 600 000 000 Trade Ring transporters 500 000 Naguadah bars 1 000 000 Drone sets 2 000 000 000 Tel'tac cargoships 5 000 000 000 Sales Ross 500 000 000 Archi 1 000 000 Income 414 113 246 000 000 Budget 10 % 41 411 324 600 000

This was an OT thread, it was moved here for the reason that it neither fit in OT or Forum Games, this is not role-play, it was only classified light RP because that was the only genre that it wasn't the "opposite" of.

I sit sideways on the cieling and nuke a random chair with my intestines.

What do you wan't me to do? Pay them 1,000,000,000,000.00 to leave?

I'm not in a sticky situation, I just got pissed. And several trillion dollars ~ 1/10 of my expendables.

I jump out and stab a random guy with a dull plastic spoon.

No, since a match ain't nuclear. If you put 100 tons of naquadah next to a small nuke however. Why are you against nuclear firships with several trillion dollars worth of naquadah to boost the explotion? I'm using it against a common enemy remember that.

They never did that, however they sent a few planes to obliviate a large city, that is kinda the same size-effect ratio. Anyways, it's not like any loses happened except for some of my jaffa and the pain in the [wagon] Orz fleet, this was more a gain for you than it was for me even, no lives are going to be lost on your sides because of this nor will any similiar event cause harm to you.

Each kg adds 1x to the power during nuclear explotions, however this is the only time it'll ever use it unless some other NPC(or more accuratly APC) comes around beating up players, and don't say this wouldn't be a normal and acceptable responce IRL: Remember Japan helping the Nazi side? Remember USA's reaction? Remember Hiroshima? This is the same thing, only on a bigger scale.

I don't know, because I simplyfied 100 ton to 100*1,000 kg instead of 100,000, but it was three nukes and not just one. :thumbsup:

Naquadah doubles energy for every kg used. Three of the strongest nukes and 100 ton naquadah would equal: 3 * (nuke's power) *2 * 1,000 * 100. So say 50 mega, time that by three and we have 1.5 giga, times two we have 3 giga, then times 1,000 and we have 3 terra, then times 100 and we have 300 terraton. (Don't worry, that'll be the only time I ever use such a mega-weapon(unless there's another NPC invasion :twisted: ).)