~NOTE: that i am spoof-ing "bring bruce springsteen into runescape" You should'nt take this serious,just like the orginal topic,i just wanna get my point through, thank you! The eminem Random Event Suggestion The Runescape Community has been in a downward slide now for well over two years, with an increase of macros and scamming. The reason? People are looking for the easiest possible way to make a living. The following suggestion is NOT a way to prevent any scam artists or macros, but a way to help them try and go down the right path after they've been caught. The First Step Picture yourself going into your private message center on the Runescape website and find a new message. It reads something along the lines of: "Your account has been reported for scamming on multiple occasions. However, because of your clean record before your scamming incidents, the Jagex Staff has given you one last chance to set yourself down the right path. You will be under the tutelage of the one and only eminem, the Rapper!" Logging In Once logging into the game, you find yourself in the hood of the one and only Emin3m! Before you can even move, he begins a conversation about the importance of earning on honest living like he did and waiting for your chance to make something of yourself. He will then give you a task which requires you to use one of your non combat skills, like mining or fishing. His tasks will make you get a certain amount of raw materials and return it to him. The raw material will be something you can gather and nothing that requires you to level up. The Dramatic Conclusion After gathering the raw materials, you must bring them to eminem's home in the Lumbridge castle. In a shocking move, he turns down your offer to him, but instead he tells you to show him that you really changed. Confused at first, you try to find different ways to show him that you are a new man (or gal) through dancing, running around in circles, etc, but eventually right click on Bruce to find that you can showcase your "Mad dogg" to him! Once you do this, Bruce gives you a big hand-shake and tells you that you truly are a Born pimp of Runescape, and after a few words of encouragement, allows you to go on your way in the world of ****** ******* Runescape! Why EMIN3M? That's a very good question with a simple answer. This idea has been in my head for a long time. No, not improving Runescape through a Gang-related NPC, but adding Eminem into ****** *******Runescape. I think he is the perfect addition to Runescape, and now that I actually figured out a purpose for him I believe he will fit in nicely with the likes of King Roland, the Wizard Mizgog, Yo MOM and the rest of the gang! -Emerson END NOTES AND DISCLAMER!!!!! READ BEFOR POSTING!!!!!! Ok look, i dont wanna piss any1 off but this topis is as much crap as bruce springsteen is well.... we will say "bruce like" this topic took effort to mafe, dont screw it up! and thanks to ryan for the topic and baseline that i stole without his discreson please dont say anything :-$ :-$ :-$