Harakiri

1. The city was just as it was five hundred years before. Literally. The same pavement, the same houses. My ancestors were known for being rich, for being able to build mansions all across the great city of Castillo. Not anymore though. The whole city was poor, and it was run by evil men and women. Murderers, drug salesmen, illegal weapons dealers. They all came to this safe haven to continue their vile ways. My Lady the Queen did not care though. Her palace was updated nearly weekly, and people worked on it seven days a week. She knew the problems of the city that surrounded her great palace, but she continued to reject it like a stray dog. Instead of looking out the window and saying "I must get more money circulating around the city, stop the crime, update this once great place", she instead stared at it and said nothing. The capital city meant nothing to her. As long as she had all of the things she needed, she was fine. The few sane people in the city were not happy with the Queen. Many attempts had been made on her life, but she has the most impressive guards. They are trained in the use of every weapon known to man and must train three hours a day in the palace courtyard. They are trained by an old man who has only one arm and is dying of the disease that has swept across the city over the past two years. I maintain my sanity by helping the poor and needy intown. I may be giving them drug money, but I enjoy the warm feelings when they give me a toothless grin and thank me. Sometimes, I leave the city and go to other cities that fare better than the capital. The Three Knights each watched over a part of the land and sent a message to the queen when something was amiss. They lived in castles in each of the other three large cities in the land. The one I enjoyed most was Furo. It was the town of fire, built around a long inactive volcano. The red knight resided there, and he was a particularly good friend of mine. Every time I went into town, we shared a drink and a laugh. As the Queens assassin though, I am usually tasked to take out her enemies. This particular day, I was studying in the impressive palace library, reading an ancient text of unknown origin, when her bodyguard appeared at the wooden table I sat at. "The Queen would like to see you." He said. No explanation of what was happening, just a quick and easy way of saying "Whatever you are doing, quit it, and don't whine when the Queen gives you a terrible job". She was known for giving her knights the job of spying on people who dispised her, which was everyone but the drug lords and illegal sales people. Many innocents had died just for hating her. She wanted the kingdom to be on her side, but with a reputation like hers, no one would even want to speak of her in a good light. I found a piece of wood that was peeling off of the top of the table, and ripped it off. I marked my page with it, then handed it to the librarian, telling him to keep it for me. I then went to the throne room. It was like some kind of church. Behind the comedically large chair that the Queen sat in were three leaded glass windows, each depicting a battle that her predecessors had called for. The Queen was beautiful, and only twenty three years old, the same age as me. She was wicked though, and twisted. I did not need someone like that as my lover. I had kissed her and bedded her once though, a year ago. I do not like to talk about it though, it is a tale for some other time. I kneeled down in front of her and stared up at the two bodyguards on either side of her. There was the one who had called for me, and another I had seen sparring in the courtyard that morning. I then looked into My Lady's eyes. They were a beautiful hazel. In those eyes, I saw demons, angels, and corruption. She was exactly like her predecessors of the last five hundred years. She seemed so much bigger when on the throne though, so much more of a menace. I imagined flames engulfing the throne, but not at all inflicting any pain to her. She was just that evil, like a spawn of some great demon. Her small, beautiful lips curved into a smirk. She then opened her mouth. "Jourid, I would like for you to travel to Sylva and kill the mayor of the town." That was all she said, and I merely stood and bowed like a slave to his master. Which, when I think of it, is the perfect simile. I was the slave, and she was the master. I left the room and went to my quarters to pack up for the trip. On horse, it would take about six days. Hopefully, the open fields between here and Sylva would not bring upon me a demon or other bane of the Earth.

So did I :lol: :?

That's a good question. It keeps me up at night :-k

:lol: :twss:

OMG! It's Steve-O! :lol:

I was hoping to see it on there, but it was number 40 or something like that :lol:

"Huh? What was that?" "Just my imagination."-Metal Gear Solid. Apparently, bad guys cannot hire somewhat smart minions. "Weapon Get!"-Megaman X either 7 or 8. I borrowed it from my friend on the PS2 and laughed so hard when that popped up. "The barrier privates me from going there." -Megaman 8 -Big Rig Racer -Fatal Fury Special

Yeah, I hated that part in Bioshock with that dude with the crosses on the walls, that was scary. I also thought it was pretty creepy/cool when you fought the big cheese in RE4. His bottom half falls off and he climbs around with his top half, the spinal cord hanging from his back. That was pretty cool.

If they're rebelling against clothing. Fat girl. Game, Set, and Match. Ouch :lol:

Most of those videos genuinely suck man. Which is the point I am trying to get across. Why is this stuff so popular when most of it is crap?

JESUS CHRIST IT'S...Jesus Christ?

Me. :D I condensed it though because you said you wanted top 120... Did not have the time for that...

Yes, welcome to the Varrock Library brave poster. It does not have as much as activity as it used to, but it's still one of the better forums on here, and seems to have a pretty tight knit community. Don't be afraid to criticise, chastise, or idolize.

Um...the guy who likes to think he runs this place... :lol:

Is jesis Cheist supposed to be funny, or just a play on the name to make a more original story? By the way, welcome to the library. I am your supreme overlord, Ratchet.

This is the last one, it is just that someone requested I do this. I like Jeff Dunham though.

So I have seen the channels that youtubers so faithfully follow, now I have to take a look at the videos they watch so much. NUMBER 20: GUITAR It's a video of some guy playing guitar. And I don't find it that exciting, and the couple times I've watched it, I thought it was fake. Also, apparently the kid playing is not the person who posted it and due the amazingly huge number of views, he says it is actually him playing now. Not a bad video, but definately nothing special enough to be viewed so much. NUMBER 19:CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY SPONGEBOB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ARyAb_1Bs First off, I see that you are able to pay to run ads on this video, and this also puts up ads for porn sites. The ad says that the video we are watching is sexy, which is creepy since we are watching various clips of Spongebob while one of the worst songs ever is played in the background. It is pointless, and proves that Youtube is mainly a place for idiots. NUMBER 18: TIMBALAND: THE WAY I ARE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWg3IMN_rhU I don't like the title. Why can't rappers speak proper English? Also, I don't find anything remotely special about this song. It's just like any other rap song. Apparently, it features quite a few people who are very well known in the rapping community, but since I know nothing about rap besides that it usually involves gang banging, hoe banging, and being rich. NUMBER 17: POTTER PUPPET PALS How the hell is this funny? At first I found it kind of amusing, but then it went on and on, and I just felt like killing myself by stuffing all seven books in my mouth and choking to death. It's like, the worst kind of comedy you can get. I could laugh more at an episode of Important Things With Demetri Martin! And that is not at all a complement. Hopefully Youtube can give me something funnier than this... NUMBER 16:JONAS BOTHERS BURNING UP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXLHgPcZuc Yes, I meant to misspell their name. Who would have thought I would end up with a Disney Channel video on my list? If you did not, then you apparently have never been on Youtube or paid attention to the outside world. Anyone who knows me knows that I dislike these "Child stars" a lot. Why? First of all, why are they all sitting together in short little shorts at the beginning? It's kind of creepy... The lyrics are terrible. The first are "I'm hot, you're cold". First of all, that very narcisistic Joe Jonas. Just because every girl under the age of 13 wants you to bang her does not mean you have to use those kind of lyrics. When I saw Nick Jonas (or is he the other Jonas who's name slips my mind?) in the speedboat, I thought he was Rick Astley for a second. Oh, the others name is Kevin. So basically, they fail to parody various genres of movies, and fail to make a good song. Good job! NUMBER 15: JONAS BOTHERS: SOS No...no way...don't make me watch two Jonas Brothers videos in a row... Apparently, it has a bunch of Disney Channel stars in it that don't make music (which is good). I am sorry to say though, that I found this song kind of catchy, and I found myself tapping my foot to the beat... WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING! SLOWLY THE DISNEY CHANNEL RIPS MY SOUL OUT, SLOWLY THEY TRY TO CONVERT ME TO THE CULT THEY HAVE CREATED! WHAT WOULD WALT SAY??? I do not condone this behavior of making teenagers stars and making terrible animated features, and to combat this, we will open the Disney vault and keep throwing out our originals, as well as butcher them with continual sequels that were made in seven days. Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave. Everytime I go to Disney World, Disney is always put to the side (at least at Epcot) and it works more toward an experience the whole family can enjoy. While there are a few pop ups of various characters, it is still more geared toward an enjoyable experience for everyone. I cannot say that for the Jonas Bothers. NUMBER 14:Akon: Don't Matter Isn't this the guy who does the chipmunk songs or whatever? I actually like this song, because it does not seem like it's trying to be rap. It was my girlfriend's song that she always turned on whenever we were in the car (I don't know why. I'm sure it hinted toward the reason we broke up, I never figured out why she broke it up). Not much to say about this one, it's the most enjoyable video so far on the list. NUMBER 13: CHRIS BROWN AND T-PAIN: KISS KISS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DC4Rb9quKk What have I learned from this song? High Schoolers sure have big booties, and that Chris Brown should quit biting Rihanna and start biting his tongue. Another reason I dislike rap? The repitition of words over and over. This song repeats the same words over and over. Nothing worthwhile for me. NUMBER 12: TIMBALAND: APOLOGIZE Isn't there a brand of shoes called Timbalands? Just a random question. Yes, this song is quite different, the video seems kind of budget though and is not that exciting. The song is alright, kind of catchy, but nothing I could see as being so popular. NUMBER 11:MILEY CYRUS: 7 THINGS If this does not sum it up, then I don't know what does (I found this in the comments section): Uncalled for~ Lionheart_0 I hate her, and I still hate Disney. Her show is stupid, her dress in this is wierd, and this is another budget video made in a studio. It's a bad song. Please don't make me decide who's worse, Miley or the Jonas Bothers...please...because it's too hard to say. NUMBER 10: ALICIA KEYS: NO ONE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktUSIJEiOug I hate this ladies voice a lot. I also hate this song. Nothing exciting here. NUMBER 9: HAHAHA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk Jesus Crimeny! This baby scared the crap out of me. His laugh is like that of any 80's cartoon villain. He sounds like someone who murders for fun. It's definately kind of cute, but the laugh will scare the crap out of you. And I never knew babies found the word "DOH" funny. His dad needs to be taught about babies though because that thing sounded like it was choking. NUMBER 8:LEONA LEWIS: BLEEDING LOVE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF84pIhP5UM She does not have a very distinguishing voice (at least to me). I found this song pretty good though, much better than half the crap I have had to listen to the rest of this list. The video is kind of wierd though. Funny how there has been no rock anywhere...I WANT ROCK... NUMBER 7: JEFF DUNHAM: ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go ...or Jeff Dunham... Oh my god, Youtube has heard my pleas! One of my favorite comedians who I have actually gotten to see in person, this is definately a welcome addition to this list. "Silence...I KEEL YOU!" One of the greatest lines in the comedy world. Enjoy this, because I am sure this is as good as this friggin list will get. NUMBER 6: RIHANNA: DON'T STOP THE MUSIC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsRWpK4pf90 I cannot stand her face. YUCK! Anyways, this is another typical pop/hip hop song. Nothing special, and definately not very good. NUMBER 5: CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER AGAIN Oh my god... They have their own blog and I have seen them on the news. Why? Because Charlie bit that other kid. Big whoop. It's not funny, and may be cute, but it's totally not worth the fifty five seconds I had to watch. NUMBER 4: CHRIS BROWN: WITH YOU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqumjziPTzk Another goddam pop/hip hop song. It is no different from any other. It has the same beat as forty nine billion other songs in it's genre, and is ultimately not that exciting. NUMBER 3: LEZBERADO: REVENGE FANTASIES With a name like Lezberado, I was scared. No...it's actually some ugly lady who does not like some girl and complain about it. She got mean though at the end. Get her parents to pick her up? OOOOH! PAINFUL! NUMBER 2: EVOLUTION OF DANCE This guy can dance! And it is really funny. Definately worth a looksie if you have never indulged in this fun video. I can't criticize it, and I can't tell you not to watch it, so that is all I can say. NUMBER 1: AVRIL LAVIGNE: GIRLFRIEND http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI And the number one video is some ugly [bleep]y girl singing. And what's up with the random cussing around the end of the first quarter? It's like she's saying "Hi mom...uh yeah, I may be like 17, but I am going to cuss like a sailor to get some kind of point around people stupid enough to like my songs. Uh yeah, so enjoy the fact that I am slowly turning into a [bleep]ty, cussing, hoe." By the way, if Avril Lavigne ever kicked my girlfriend away and started kissing me, first I would totally kick her in the balls, and then I would go make sure I did not get any kind of disease from her. ENDIT: So what have I learned from watching twenty videos that youtubers find the need to watch hundreds of millions of times? That there still is no hope for the world. Only logical way to get away from it is to kill myself. *BOOM* Hey, Ratchet, you know the other day you shot yourself, survived, and your parents ended up killing themselves. Well Rorscach showed up at Fred's house and killed him. Nixon's twelth term brings the Keene act. Apparently, Nixon enjoyed Fred and decided that his death was unacceptable. Rorschach is about to be brought it...JESUS CHRIST YOU KILLED YOURSELF...AGAIN! Why? Oh, the most watched video on Youtube. Let have a looksie... HELL YEAH! I'M THE MOTHER[bleep]ING PRINCESS! I HAVE NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY! WHAT KIND OF GOD WATCHES OVER US?! *BOOM* AN HOUR LATER: Rorscachs journal, April 1, 2009. Nixon has been after me for a while thanks to my assassination of one of the worlds most popular [developmentally delayed]s. Now, I stand staring at the man who killed himself the other day, and his cousin who took over as his parents. Both bleed large pils of blood, brains sticking around like used chewing gum. I check the computer. They killed themselves over the most watched video ever on Youtube, an Avril Lavigne song. Thankfully, I grew up in the eighties and carry my walk man with me and to negate the effects of this song, I turn on my Duran Duran CD and scream out "Hungry Like the Wolf". Soon, Avril Lavigne shuts up and I turn off my CD player. I now must find this woman, and kill her. A comedian died the other night, and next I am going to kill a little teenage [bleep]. Some may say I have no ethics. I tell them that they can shut up and learn that anyone that laughs or enjoys such crap have no ethics. END

I heard some guy was talking to his Grandpa and then BOOM! I think it's wierd, you would have to have serious heartburn to spontaneously combust.

Nope. It's actually Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend wut http://www.youtube.com/browse?s=mp&t=a&cr=US&p=1

So i'm complaining, if you have absolutely no problem with the game why are you on the rants forum? Just to bash other people that don't have that same color of brown on their nose as you? You lose a set of mith. YOU LEARN. Or you're smart enough to realise. "Huh if I give my wallet to a stranger so he can put $50 in it he might keep it" ITS THE SAME THING. This is why older more mature players get angry, Jagex taking care of ignorant little kids. Yes, the GE was one of the greatest ideas in recent memory. Who said we needed a trade limit for it to work...? What do you have against ignorant little kids? Why are all kids ignorant. Maybe Jagex wants a more family friendly game and don't feel that they need to cater to the "Mature" community. I wonder why, maybe because the mature community continues to play. Why do kids have to get bashed for playing it? Without the demographic below 14, Jagex would be screwed because they make up probably a quarter or more of the people playing the game. So what if I come to the rants forum even though I don't really have many problems with the game. Since when was this an exclusive club? I find it kind of funny though that you complain that I complain because I state my opinion towards someone. What, I'm not allowed to state my opinion on a matter? Since when do you own this club? By the way, I am older and more mature, and I don't complain about kids. Maybe you should learn to enjoy the game, or go play something else.

Nope. It's actually Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend

The pwned video is actually pretty sweet.

I know, I just found that it had a lot of rap on it.

Yotube can be both the best, and worst, website on the internet. Thanks to the thirteen year old girls with no self esteem that apparently rule it, we find ourselves facing a huge onslaught of crappy channels and series. Please enjoy my look at some of Yotubes most subscribed channels. NUMBER 20:EXPERT VILLAGE http://www.youtube.com/user/expertvillage With a whopping 138541 videos, it's no wonder they are subscribed as much as they are. But what can I find on this channel? Auctions? Sports Tips? Dancing Tips? Skin Care Advice? Sexuality Advice? Yes, they have tips for everything, and after watching five of their videos, I am officially bored to death. Maybe number 19 will be a little bit more exciting? NUMBER 19:SETH COMEDY http://www.youtube.com/user/SethComedy Awesome! Seth Mcfarlane, the guy who made Family Guy (I don't like considering him the idiot behind American Dad). These have to be funny! Oh, they aren't. Yes, the jokes are all either older than your great grandma, or are so stupid, you'll want to go back to watching skincare tips. Seth Mcfarlane lets me down again. With American Dad, Horrendous new episodes of Family Guy, and this, I already can tell how funny the Cleveland Shows going to be. NUMBER 18:SELENA GOMEZ http://www.youtube.com/user/SelGomez I hope to god my British counterparts or any other people of a nation other than the U.S don't have to worry about Disney Channels idiot teen stars. One day they are the best people on Earth and selling out concerts and selling billions of copies of their movies, the next they are all gone and nobody cares. From Lizzie Mcguire to Hannah Montana. From That's So Raven to Suite Life of Zach and Cody. One day they are swimming in pools of money, the next, they are sitting around making albums that sell minimally and don't make enough money to survive. Selena Gomez is apparently from Wizards of Waverly Place (I have had the pleasure to never watch it). Her channel makes me want to go back to Seth, they make me want to kill myself. I hate Vlogs, especially of famous people where they are all up close to the camera and talking like they are kings or queens. As far as I'm concerned, Disney is the greatest evil of the world, and must be stopped before they turn the teenage girls against us. NUMBER 17:ATHENE WINS http://www.youtube.com/user/AtheneWins Who is Athene and why does he/she win? Oh, its another crappy vlog. It's from some Belgian guy and it sucks. He does a random vlog about stuff going on with him, and then has a girl do some kind of vloging too. And his little banner up top of his name in the videos say I should subscribe for a hot girl. Which I see now is why so many have subscribed, so they can turn off the speakers and stare at the hot girl. NUMBER 16:ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD http://www.youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd WHOA! Wait, someone I like is actually on this list? The Angry Video Game Nerd, for those that don't know, is a guy who rants about old games while pooping on them, blowing them up, and using a gratuitous ammount of the F word. He is funny, but his channel is mostly his older videos and trailers for his new ones. I guess Youtubers have a little taste. NUMBER 15:HAPPY SLIP http://www.youtube.com/user/HappySlip An asian using Asian stereotypes for comedy? This has to be good... Dammit, spoke too soon. It's another lame attempt at comedy. Most of the subscribers I have seen are Asian, which I guess would explain some of the popularity. Overall, it's another reason Youtubes subscribers have no taste. NUMBER 14:MAKEMEBAD35 http://www.youtube.com/user/makemebad35 Another lame brained attempt at comedy. Horrible acting, usually terrible jokes meant for ten year olds, and just an overall crappy atmosphere. There can definately be nothing worse than this random and terrible attempt at comedy right? NUMBER 13:DAVE DAYS http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays Why'd I have to speak? Actually, I found this a bit more amusing than the other channels (probably because I'm an idiot). He's pretty funny, and deserves a looksie I guess. NUMBER 12:THE REAL DEMI LOVATO http://www.youtube.com/user/therealdemilovato NOT ANOTHER GODDAMN DISNEY PERSONA CHANNEL! Oh, but it is, this time for Demi Lovato, who I guess was in Camp Rock, a mediocre movie that the girls ate up because it had the Jonas Brothers in it. Never mind the idiot acting and [developmentally delayed]ed story, let's just continually feed Disney our souls until they completely disappear. She has her own crappy comedy series, like all good disney stars, and I had the misfortune to watch five excruciating minutes of bad acting, horrible jokes, and I swear I felt something trying to tear my chest open and pull out my soul. NUMBER 11:MILEY MANDY http://www.youtube.com/user/mileymandy JESUS CHRIST! NOT ANOTHER GODDAMN DISNEY PERSONA CHANNEL!!!!!! Please, read this piece from Miley's information box on her channel and tell me if you would enjoy this channel. [hide=]OMG WE PICKED 4 WINNERS SO FAR... YALL STILL HAVE A CHANCE! THE CURRENT WINNERS ARE homeawaysally, miley&brit, annetteproductions, & learntolove777! YAYY! CONGRATS YALL! THE NEW HM SOUNDTRACK IS OUT WHOOO HOO![/hide] Yeah, another stupid Disney Star who (out of all things) 3D concert went on to be the highest grossing movie ever. AND IT WAS A CONCERT IN 3D! How could she beat the Titanic with something you could just wait and go see Live someday? At least Titanic was epic and amazing, this movie is not a movie, it's a concert! Hopefully there will be no more goddamn Disney channel stars. NUMBER 10:VENETIAN PRINCESS http://www.youtube.com/user/VenetianPrincess Sadly, I found this to be funny. Her paradies are kind of funny, and are a somewhat good way to wash out that bad taste in my mouth left from the past couple numbers. She deserves a checking out. So, Youtube has a little more taste than I thought. NUMBER 9:SXEPHIL http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil Oh, cool another crappy vlog. Not funny, not in any way relevant, and an overall bore. His channel is a pain in the [wagon] too. Why would you put some huge picture at the top, and then make us go all the way to the bottom just to get to your videos. Idiot. NUMBER 8:WHAT THE BUCK SHOW http://www.youtube.com/user/WHATTHEBUCKSHOW I think this guy is pretty funny beside his annoying voice. He is a gay guy who basically talks about celebrity news. His videos can range from stupid, to funny, to really funny. He's kind of on and off and deserves a looksie if you are into celebrity news. Youtube gains .1 of a respect point. NUMBER 7:MACHINIMA http://www.youtube.com/user/machinima Machinima is a place where pretty much anyone with a Machinima can post it. A lot of the stuff is flat out terrible, but there are some gems like Arby and the Chief, G-Man Squad, and Freeman's Mind. I also like the GTA Glitches and Stuff series, and Inside Gaming. Overall, it's a worthy channel, and a videogame comedy sanctuary. Sometimes. Man, two good channels in a row! A third would be great! NUMBER 6:KEVJUMBA http://www.youtube.com/user/kevjumba No! Don't ruin the good streak with a vlog! NOOOOOOO! Yes, another terrible vlog, this time with an Asian guy. The one video I was able to survive he talked about how eating M and M's of the same color is racist...and this is relevant how? I had so much hope Youtube. NUMBER 5: JONAS BROTHERS http://www.youtube.com/user/JonasBrothersMusic Please...don't do it...don't make me watch it... NO! MY SOUL! GIVE IT BACK! HA! GOT YOU YOU CRAPPY BAND THAT IS ONLY LIKED BY PRE TEEN GIRLS AND PEOPLE WITH NO TASTE IN MUSIC! I hate the Jonas Brothers with a passion. They suck. They are apparently huge christians, which every news channel likes to talk about. They also wear these damn purity rings, because sex before marriage is bad. It's a good lesson for kids, but has been made fun of by MadTV and South Park. Please tell me they will not have their own movie. Oh, the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert was a huge hit? I wouldn't have guessed. But will they make a movie like the Hannah Montana Movie, put it on the big screen? Please say no. I also just want to say, that the commercial for the Hannah Montana Movie makes it look so boring. A fight over shoes and choosing between making billions of dollars, or living in a cabin and playing your banjo? Whoa, tough decision. NUMBER 4: UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP http://www.youtube.com/user/universalmusicgroup Not a bad channel for those of you into the rap scene. But, I hate rap and find that the songs I heard on the channel were pretty bad. "Arab Money"? What the hell does that mean? And I didn't know the Arabs consisted of black people, hookers, and gamblers. Learn something new every day. Not a bad channel though. THE TOP THREE MOST SUBSCRIBED CHANNELS EVER! These cannot possibly be bad. No way, these have to be awesome! NUMBER 3: SMOSH http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh Smosh is the most hit or miss thing ever. It has the most [developmentally delayed]ed videos ever, and also some of the funniest. They are terrible actors, who have to scream, make funny faces, and do the most random things. Yes, I admit I subscribe and find them kind of funny, but I also find that they are one of the most [developmentally delayed]ed things to ever grace the internet. NUMBER 2:NIGAHIGA http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga Oh my god, another half way decent channel. Youtube really is winning tons of respect from me now. They do the same kind fo random sketch comedy as everyone else on Youtube, but are Asian, and are usually pretty funny and not as [developmentally delayed]ed as Smosh or some others. Definately worth a look. AND THE NUMBER ONE MOST SUBSCRIBED CHANNEL: I can't wait to see what amazing individual has earned this prize! I can't wait to watch their videos and bask in the glory of the greatest videos of Youtube...I can't wait---- NUMBER 1: FRED http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred No...No...No no no no no! I can't believe that anyone could even watch these videos. No...None please. No, I'd rather cut up my testicles and stuff them down my throat. Can someone please explain to me how a squeeky voiced idiot kid is funny? Can someone please tell me what's so great? Can someone tell me what's wrong with the world? Please? ENDIT: HOLY CRAP! RATCHET BLEW OUT HIS OWN BRAINS! MY ONLY SON! AND LOOK AT HIS COMPUTER! FRED ON YOUTUBE? IS THIS WHY? LET ME SEE WHAT MADE HIM KILL HIMSELF!! HI EVERYONE I'M FRED! JESUS CHRIST! *BOOM! BOOM!* AN HOUR LATER: Rorschach's Journal, March 30, 2009. I heard two shots and came to see what happened. Three people are dead on the floor of a house, each one with a bullet in their head. The cause is this Youtube Channel with the name "Fred". My newly polished shoes step into the large pools of blood that are now crusting over the floor. I decide against clicking on the video and watching it, instead, I will track this murderer, and kill him. Tonight, a bad Comedian will die

It did not have any driving sequences in it (It was all run and gunning), but I'll give it to you because that was a pretty hard screen shot to figure out. It was actually the New Orleans level of Everything or Nothing.