Harakiri

youze is s0000000 me@n! Just cuz I tlk liek tis dont me@n I a l1itt1e kidz! Youz r@nt get thumbz d0wn! :thumbdown: Just kidding though, its alright if you just want to post a quick opinion, but when writing a long rant or something longer, its always better to speak like a normal human being.

Nope...would be fun though...that was all in the Snake and Noob era when I wrote absolutely nothing that was serious...I was all comedy...I don't think I could even come up with half the stuff I did for these nowadays, as I read them, I keep wondering where I got the ideas...

If you need to know, this is kind of like Archimages thread where he [posted every story he's ever written... And also, I have not posted any good stories lately because I have absolutely no audience. Everyones leaving, leaving me with a bunch of people I don't know anything about...I don't know my audience, so how could I write a good story...I personally can't write anything because the idea comes, and it never works... I have not written anything good since the Lost Library...which is exactly where I am going...hee hee hee. Edit: If you actually take a look at the latest Coffee shoppe issue, you might notice that I posted a story I wrote a couple yeasr back that I am rewriting and continuing to write. I'm best at Runescape fiction... Maybe I will leave tip it for a while and write out some stories and post them some other time...

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Man, I loved to tie series together, maybe a new series will pop up that will do this (Hint hint...) _______________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________

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Time to begin the quote chain that will destroy legions of men!! I hate Dane Cook with a passion. I also hate any comedian that has to dance around and do motions to make their jokes funny... I love Jeff Dunham, that magician guy, there was a guy on Youtube who used Powerpoints for comedy and rocked...

All of them have their own strengths and weaknesses...each has their own games...I like them all in different ways. Though the PS3 and X360 seem to have a lot of brown and gray games at the moment...

Post number 1500 is for you man! :D :D :( :( :lol:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't leave! Without you or BlueJay I'm stuck with Archimage... I'll miss you man...at least come by once in a while and say hi... :( :( :(

My very random series about BlueJayFan94 based on Snake and Noob. _____________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ More chapters shall be placed soon! Stay tuned.

Another of my first comedies, this time regarding Noobs... INTO A NOOBS MIND __________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Not very good at all, and rather biased, but still one of my first writings.

Welcome! Every new post will contain an old story from a long time ago. I'm probably best known for my Runescape fictions. Snake and Noob and the Lost Library are probably my best known works, but as we look through, you will find a bevy of incomplete works. I will give explanations for why they are incomplete, and also update this all the time with more works that I will not post anywhere else. My first story was kind of a comedy. For your understanding, I have changed it a bit, fixing some grammar. It was a stupid story about club penguin invading Runescape due to some kid having both games on tab or something like that. Just read it and make it out how you like... CLUB PENGUIN VS RUNESCAPE _____________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ This being my first story I ever placed on this forum, it was probably one of my worst. It was only meant for some random comedy, and achieved those ends very well. As you continue to read my works, notice the change in style, how I gradually become better. It's really neat to be able to see the development I have gone through to get where I am today (which some people would say is good, but some people say is bad...I'm running out of ideas...)

^^^Forgot Guitar hero Metallica, thats gonna be awesome.

Quite pretending your drunk and go get potty trained...Oh my god, I have not read so much fail in one post since EatRuneArrows rants...

episode 3 Arkham Asylum Ri[bleep] Dark Athena RE5 Red Faction Guerilla Alpha Protocol Wolverine Splatterhouse I wish I could say FFXIII... :(

Sonics and Arby's and Popeyes

I've been writing this on the Vampire Hunter D forum and thought I would share it with you. Based on a series of 11 books in America, 20 in Japan, that focus on half human, half vampire named D, who is a Vampire Hunter. He's the son of Dracula. Itsw based in the year 12,090 A.D. In 1999 humans killed each other with nukes, and the survivors ended up either being vampires, or normal humans. The vampires thrived on these humans, but thousands of years later war broke out and killed most of them. Now there are only a couple left. The story takes place on teh Frontier, a apocalyptic version of America. D also has a face in his left palm that talks to him and can eat things, suck things up, and bring him back to life after D gets staked through the heart. There has never been much explanation in the books about anything pertaining to the countenanced carbuncle, nor much about D's past... Book 12 comes out in March...I'm so excited.... So heres my fan fic! Chapter 1: The other dhampir I. The village was in an uproar. People screamed as unseen entities attacked. They slit the throats of everyone. People had nowhere to run, and no place to hide. The demons would find and kill them. Most people stood waiting for their death, others used weapons and swiped at the air, trying to contact the entitites. Sherry screamed. She had lived on the frontier all her life and had never heard of an entity that could enter a village and kill them all without even showing itself. Her dress billowed out behind her as she ran down the main street, screaming. Blood of her friends and family stained her wedding dress. She was so sad. Her tears fell into the puddles of blood below her, and rippled in the thick red stuff. Help, anyone! She said in her head. I am here... She heard the voice instantly, a soothing voice. It held no emotion. Who are you, can you read my thought? She asked back. No, your sending them to me.The voice said back. Suddenly, she heard a horse gallop down the road. The cyborg horse looked like it'd seen better days, but it still continued down the street without any rattling of cogs or gears, like it was brand new. On top of it sat the most beautiful man she had ever seen. He wore a travellers hat, his black hair falling out under it. He had a strange aura, like she had never felt. "Hide." He said. With that word, the girl ran to his horse. "Are you the man I talked to?" She asked. The man nodded. "Who are...AUGH!" She screamed as a large shadow came at her. She fell to the ground, but the monster never touched her. There was a flash of silver, and the shadow was bisected. The carcass dissipated into a fog. She got up, and noticed she had fell into a puddle of blood. "Damn, this dress cost a lot." She muttered. The man stared straight forward, his curved sword in his right hand. In a rare moment, D asked "You were getting married?" Sherry nodded. "Then, these things came." Tears coursed down her cheeks. "The bastards killed him!" The man nodded. "Who are you anyway?" Sherry asked. "D." The man replied, continuing to stare ahead. His voice conveyed no emotion. He was an odd man. "D? The legendary Vampire Hunter?" She asked in awe. "Got quite a reputation don't you?" A voice said coming from D's left hand. D clenched his fist. "What was that?" Sherry asked. D shook his head. He then galloped forward. Sherry followed. "Can I come with you?" She asked. "I'm a hunter. I'll need money if I am to be your bodyguard." He said. "I've got some. I could pay you once this is over." D nodded. He then jumped off his horse and parried an attack that came out of nowhere. Suddenly, a man appeared. Not a man, a noble. Not a noble...it was something else... Sherry hid behind the cyborg horse as D jumped ten feet back and watched the man before him. "D? I've heard of you. How fortunate, we will rid this city of its people, and we will also rid the city of the greatest nuisance to our operations." "I think he's a dhampir...a wierd one..." Said the voice from D's left hand. Only D heard it this time. "Prepare to die like all the people here D!" D watched the man run towards him. He then parried an upwards swipe and threw four wooden needles at the mans heart. The man cut all four of them in half in midair. "Have you ever faced another dhampir D?" The man asked. D's face remained without emotion.

Guns and Roses-Sweet Child o mine

Hungry like the wolf-Duran Duran My fav 80's song...(Not including heavy metal)

Um, look a bit closer. Oh i see the blood now. Didn't see that at first till i squinted my eyes real hard. Must have eye problems then...