Harakiri

Not slated for release until fall 09. Discuss your feelings toward the trailer, and your excitement!

Was there ever any faith?

This one makes me wretch...O god...I just wanted to see Max Payne...Too bad it tortured you early...before it tortured you with that stupid movie...

Thats cuz your Brain cannot comprehend American literature...

I would say that makes sense. But that would be lying. And lying is bad. Nice life tracking all these posts. Keep it up. =D> Since all the quotes were from the same Topic...and I was just copy and pasting some hilarious stuff from them to here... :roll: And I am sure your life is much better, trolling the forums.... (Basically, I was reading this, and had to post this stuff...to funny...)

3.1 Ending the game Play will continue until either all agents are killed, or, play has gone on for a year (game time). LAST NOTE This game is pretty much a player Vs. Player game. For now, It would be cool if we had an equal amount of people playing on both sides. I would also like to say, that the game has additional rules that I will implement at the appropriate time, including war, sub missions, and more. I would also like to say that the beginning of this game will consist of just basic missions to get you adjusted to the rules. Also, I think it would work good if two people decide to be on the same team, as in, two people join the CIA, and two join the Yakuza, just to balance it, and make it easy for people to make decisions, since they have an "Intelligent" friend. NOW...I will accept bios. Please prepare to get PM's though. If you play, you must use your PM box frequently. It just adds a bit more mystery... Once all the bios are in for now, I will implement a map of all the headquarters different areas, as well as a map of the first warzone, which will come after we get the first couple practice missions. It may sound complicated...but its actually fairly easy. Figure out each sides different missions, and kill the opposing player. I think this is the first PvP RPG made up...I just wish it had its own sub-forum, just so maps and enemies could have their own little posts...like to keep everything in different sections... I would also like to make one where you can play together to solve stuff...I don't know...gonna have to strike a deal with Archimage...

2.1 Missions Missions are going to be different from other RPG's here. First of all, you can either get your mission posted here, which means the media knows, and will distribute it to everyone, so everyone can go after you, or help you (depending on your side). Most of the time, the good and bad factions will work together to stop the other. Most missions are sabotage and such, and will help you defeat the other team. I will play as the leader of every faction. But, you can lead your group. So, if you want to bring 30 CIA guys with you, go ahead, though sometimes, the concequences will be dire. As the Master of this game, I will post things like objectives, in Newspaper articles. If their is a story from the media that will help you in your objective of sabotaging the enemy, then you can pursue it. Otherwise, post here that you need a new mission, and I will PM you with the newest one. How this works is, you will be able to tell everyone what you are doing, but they will not know your objective until the end. If the enemy can tell, than they can fight you, and try to stop you. 2.2 Death If you die, you will be given the option of playing as a new agent. Basically, you start from the beginning, and if you are able to kill the person who killed you with this new agent, you will be able to get back your character from before. 2.3 Interrogation An enemy can capture you, and either kill you or interrogate you. If you are interrogated, you will either be able to give vital information, or you could simply die. If you do decide to give out information, you will join the ranks of your capturers. You can then attack them, but if you fail, you will be thrown in prison, and only a fellow character can save you.

Welcome to legendary, a role playing game based around the intriguing world of spies. In it, you will be given assignments, and have to choose your path as you take on some of the worlds most evil people. Before you start, you must first choose a side. Choosing a side can be difficult, and will result in different stories, as well as PvP (Player Vs. Player) battles. So, lets go through sides: 1.1 Sides In this RPG, your missions, and actions, will depend upon the side you choose. Each side has various different abilities, and choosing can be hard. GOOD CIA FBI NSA MI6: BAD: KREMLIN: TRIADS: YAKUZA: TALIBAN: (Hopefully, everyone will choose either a bad guy or a good guy so it balances out...) 1.2 Biographies Bios should be in the following order: 2.1 Weapons After you choose your faction, please choose your choice of weapon(s). First, here is a list of weapons each faction can use: CIA: Pistol FBI: Pistol NSA: Pistol, Sniper Rifle, Machine gun MI6: Pistol, Gadgets Kremlin: Machine Gun, Pistol Triad: Machine gun, flamethrower Yakuza: Machine gun, Chaingun Taliban: Machine gun, RPG, flamethrower (I am not trying to be racist by these, I am only trying to get a well balanced roster). Each faction may only choose two weapons of the ones listed above. WEAPONS: Pistols: REVOLVER: 6 shots, but very powerful in close up situations. SEMI-AUTOMATIC PISTOL: Simply put, a normal pistol. Smith and Wesson anyone? MACHINE PISTOLS: Only needs to be shot with one hand, leaving the other open for a variety of other things. Machine Guns: LIGHT MACHINE GUN: A Hecklar and Koch Lightweight, easy to carry, and good for multiple enemies. MEDIUM MACHINE GUN: Must be set down unless your really strong. HEAVY MACHINE GUN: Must be set down by anyone. Powerful and really destructive. Sniper Rifles: SNIPER RIFLE: Easy to use, and light, for easy carrying capability. Good for long-range attacks. LARGE CALIBUR: For ultimate destruction. Must be carried by two people. Gadgets: Machine Gun Briefcase: Open it, and it will turn any set of enemies into swiss cheese. Grapple: For getting over walls Laser watch: Used for destroying things easily. Chaingun: A 250 round gun that can only be used by strong people. Chainsaw: Easy to use for anyone, and powerful in close combat. RPG: A standard Rocket Propelled Grenade. Easy to carry, and destructive. Flamethrower: Very powerful in Close Quarters Combat, and for destructive purposes. Everyone also has a knife. Choose well...more rules soon...please do not post until the full rules are up.

just thought some people would enjoy some of this ridiculousness...

viewtopic.php?f=66&t=765895 Heres a full topic about how bad RS's new PvP is.

Thats actually pretty good from the crap a lot of people are apparently getting... Now here is a really funny response, that is totally my feelings: Now back to the crying:

More rants and complaints from the new update... Riots do not work as a lot of people probably know. Jagex probably does not watch the riots in the first place, and if they do, probably helps them eliminate some of the problematic people in the game. God, this is gonna get worse right? ^^^Yes, that is real, and the most pathetic thing I have seen in my life....

CORECTING A TYPO FROM PREVIOUS RANT: I meant 75k sorry...

Jagex is not making anyone happy apparently. New PvP has brought the rants to a boiling point once again, with people complaining how PvP is different from previously, and they complain that there are no profits to be gained... This is stupid. Jagex hatemail is coming from people with no concept of why the wild was taken out in the first place. Please take a look at some random comments, and topics from the RSOF. This is just the first paragraph, and this man already establishes himself as stupid. First of all, you get 6 pike because it is random, just like a monster. I fought a fire giant and expected to get a dragon scimmy, but nope...also, lets take a look at the whole running into safe zones part. The person has to not attack someone for ten seconds in order to stay safe...which means you could easily kill someone. While I do agree that sometimes, it becomes a problem, its not something that can't be easily fixed. Also, he mentions PvP profits. Did anyone do it for the money? Seriously, last time I remember talking to my buddy about PvP he said he only did it for experience, and that money was hard to come by in PvP in the first place. Also, you need to have 25k worth of stuff on you to get anything worthwhile, which is a good rule in my opinion, because that means riskers get something in return for risking their stuff. This is the first time I have ever heard anyone complain about the colors...and also, once again, I never remember anyone getting much money off of PKing, ask any good Pker, and they will tell you it was not that profitable. At first he complains about not enough money, now he gets money off of people with nothing. Well, let me talk about my beef with PvP. I like the general idea, and it works all right, but I have been PKing for a couple days in Lumbridge, where there is a huge crowd, mostly because it is right near the respawn, and is a safe spot. I fought here for quite a while. Some people would run when they are low on health, which is pretty dumb. Accept death, or don't PK. Also, the level system (where you can only fight between so and so levels) works fine, minus the fact that a lot of people tend to go for the lower levels, which leads to some annoying runs. I usually only bring my cheap armor, instead of my good stuff, and tend to fight people around my level, or lower level challengers, but sometimes, it just leads to these higher levels coming and hitting me twenty... The loot is allright, and I do think its fun in lumbridge because people come back to fight you again, and I can just keep killing them over and over again. Anyways, I want to show you some more rants about PKing: And after he wrote another post containing so much cussing, Jagex removed it, gave him two posts full of rules, and then this was this idiots reply: In my next couple posts, I will continue to bring more pathetic rants, but I just have one, really simple question to ask...actually, I'll ask two because this is not the RSOF where inferior brains cannot comprehend what I am saying... 1. Is the new wild really that bad? 2. Is it worth quitting over? And I'll even add in: 3. Is Jagex trying to kill off the idiots from their game? Because this sure seems to be doing it. 4. Are you going to continue to play after this update?

Well...its quite a while late...but if someone wants to continue...I guess I will lead off...just post if you wanna continue play...

I also have that problem...I do think they could be a bit nicer when it comes to drops...though I guess sometimes I do get some all right stuff...Addy and mith stuff one time...and just bones the other...followed by strength pot... Its all right...it just needs a couple more things added in...and maybe a few more exclusive PvP items...

Just wanted to show you something Eatrunearrow... That was from the end of January... And here you are now... If you expected the wild to be the same as before, you might want to punch yourself...there is no way that the wild can be the same without more problems occuring. The random system is fine, and gives you more reason to continue fighting...because the next enemy could have a dragon helmet... Anywho...skillers are making loads of money off of selling potions and other things, and I have actually found that a lot of people are happy with the wild... Once again, validate or quit...if the game makes you so mad and upset that you have to rant this much, then its time to quit...its stupid to think Jagex would ever bring back the "Real" Wild as you like to put it... Anywho...back to PKing the fun way...

Very true...But also, while the skillers are cheering, we are crying tears as we laugh our heads off to the very predictably bad rants of one child who has some problems...

I have never experienced this ever...never in Runescape...never in WoW... It happens all the time...get used to it if you plan on anymore PvP

This is a quote from your last topic about how the wild was coming back, and you were the person who made them do it...I wrote it! My prophecy came true...and no, its not because I am psychic...its because that was pretty obvious...If Eatrunearrow did not complain about the wild, then what else would he be good for? This post is from the time when Jagex announced the new wild... Now, its time to look at this topic...First of all, great joke Jagex...I am laughing so hard at it...or...was I laughing at you? I can't remember, I can never remember things when I am laughing... It is fairly profitable...but lets remember that the whole reason your precious wild was destroyed was because of RWT...and Jagex is still trying to keep RWT out of the game. People sure as hell are enjoying PVP, and it is like facing a monster...you get a random item(s) and thats the end of it...I saw a pic of a guy with a dragon helm from Pking...thats damn good... highlanders did bring up a good point...Are you really this idiotic, or is this one of those stupid jokes that college kids come up with when their bored? Because, if you are for real, you bring a new definition to the word stupid... DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF STUPID: 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue. 6. Slang. excellent; terrific. noun 7. Informal. a stupid person. 8. Eatrunearrow I'm still waiting for you to respond and give us another reason to question your intelligence... Quit while your ahead though... you've already complained enough about the game when most of your complaints make no sense considering you are always saying "OH JAGEX RUINED TEH GAME...I QUIT!" And if you would like a refresher on all the times you have said that, I can get a complete list of quotes from you...Man, that would give me enough side splitting comedy for the next couple weeks...a complete list of Eatrunearrow quotes... So, if you can either quit ranting, or validate some of your problems with the game...then I'll respect you a bit...Just a bit...about as much as the five dollar foot long commercials... If this does not get locked, I will give you an exciting package of entertainment with the COMPLETE EATRUNEARROW BOOK OF QUOTES. Now that'll be a bestseller...

Maybe something magic... Or maybe war...

BOOK 1: SINS Prologue _____________ The Lost Library stood on a very small island. All it held was the library, and a bit of beach. The islands North side went upward, creating a sheer cliff that led out from the water. The Lost Library lay on this cliff, giving it a lopsided appearance. The library itself was a tower, and the underground parts were built into the cliff. A veranda poked out, over the cliff, and had a couple umbrellas over some wooden tables. It just looked like a plain tower to the normal eye though...An old lighthouse that had not been used for centuries. To the eye of the chosens and gods, it looked like an arena, its top part roofed with a beautiful painting of the gods. It sat in the middle of the ocean, a small stretch of sand spouting from a large door, the entrance. The veranda was still there though, and lay over the ocean, and deep down inside the library, there was an observation deck, and an aquarium, where some unnamable beasts lay. The library was huge. The first floor started with a short entryway, which led into a huge, circular room, the whole size of the library. It held dozens of bookcases, that went in a circle, that went around a podium, holding a book in some sort of bloody glass. And then there was a long wall that stretched to the center, and was caved out at the part facing the book. It was an alcove, holding various writing materials and open books. It kept going up, floor after floor, each just a large catwalk with books on the wall, so you could look down on the first floor. At the roof though, there was a man. He screamed and toiled, and all you could see was a shadow. He stood on the picture of the gods, and could not leave his prison. He used to be an emissary for the evil god, Zamorak, but was defeated and left to rot. His name was Xarosen. It was about midnight, rain pounding against the libraries walls, and waves beating against it, that a man appeared on the thin stretch of beach. Some crabs stood on it, and scuttled away as the man went by, flipping his hood over his head. The man was tall and slim, and wore a peculiar robe. It was white and light blue, and written on it were archaic symbols of unknown meaning. And trailing behind him, was an orb of light, its glow lighting the whole peninsula of beach up. It floated about five feet from the ground, bobbing up and down as it approached the libraries door with the man. The man threw it open, and walked in, waiting for the orb to come in before shutting the door. The orb disappeared, and the man threw off his hood, splattering water onto the wooden floor. His hair was a soaking mop. He went to the alcove, and pulled a book from his robe, throwing it onto his desk. He then sat down. It was a bore, all he did was sit, write, read, categorize, and go look for more books to read and categorize. He needed an assistant, but the gods did not favor that. They wanted him to do his job by himself. Archimage thought the job was fine, at least it entailed danger and excitement that few men get to enjoy, but it also entailed the sitting and doing things that he particularly dispised. They always leave out the part in the history books where a great hero like Arrav actually had to do some work to get to where he was at, he did not just magically kill monsters because he was born with that power. Archimage had power, he just had other responsibilities as well. No damsels in distress, no killing the King of Darkness, no fancy drinks and food. Also, the books fail to mention that most of these people did not get publicity until after they were dead. Some people did, but no one knew about Arrav until after he was dead and they fought over his shield. Well, maybe someday, Archimage would get some help, and maybe get a bit more excitement, and less boredom... It only took a thousand years before that happened.....

Authors Note: Its been a long while since I wrote the Lost Library, which I was going to write until I could find nothing else to write about on the subject. Along the way, people joined in the story, and it became a pretty large story. BUt then, the crash came, destroying my story, which left me to write some crappy other versions. So, as you might've expected, I was furious when I lost the story that perhaps was the appex of my writings here. It basically showed a different side of me, that I can be gritty and real, minus the really bad satire. And, I have written tons of stuff in between, and nothing has piqued my fancy as much as The Lost Library. Thats pretty much why most of my stuff has a chapter, and then dwindles off into the second page. Ironic, the Lost Library, was Lost. So, I am trying to write something to fix that blank spot, and find something worthwhile that can replace my story that I thought was the only worthwhile thing I had wrote. Snake and Noob was one of my favorites to write, but when you compare it to my writing today, that stuff was just what I built upon. What I mean by that is that I was trying hard to make Snake and Noob something it was not. I started working on comedy, which led to some somewhat funny moments, and some really badly written and impossibly bad moments. Then I worked toward making it more serious, which was a joke in itself. Though it was all right, it was WAY to violent, and the plot tried to be something it was not: GOOD! By the end of Snake and Noob, I was bored, it was O.K for a beginer I guess, but did not involve anything that piqed the fancy of more mature readers. I then wrote spin offs, which for some reason, ended up being better than the main story. They were funnier, and were a bit more seriously written. And here I thought people were more ready for my stories to continue! So I wrote a new chapter of Snake and Noob at school, a long and more exciting one, that the teacher deleted! I was so mad, but I went home and wrote something to replace it, and found out, it was crap. With Snake and Noob over, I wrote a slew of other works, finally settling on The Lost Library later. I liked it, it had tons of likeable characters, was action packed, was gritty, and had a good story. And to think, I just wrote it because I wanted to write a MAtrix rip off! Thus, months later, I decide to write something new. What you might ask? Something exciting and gripping and another story that will end in a day? No, I give you a new Lost Library, to replace the old one. I give you book one of a trilogy, each based on a character. BOOK 1: Sins BOOK 2: Retribution BOOK 3: War These three feature all characters, though Book 1 focuses on Archimage and his work at the Lost Library as well as his meeting with Xewleer, his discovery of the Crystal Cult, and his meeting with various other characters, ending with a surprise battle. Book 2 focuses on Ratchet (No more info) Book 3 focuses on Blue Jay (No more info) If I left you out, there is room for many, I know Hawkxs might wanna join, and anyone else that is left out can give a bio, and hope to god I do not have some sinister plans for your beloved character (if your new, ask anyone, they will tell you my characters go to hell and beyond, I am like a fictional character torturer if that makes any sense). O.K, long note, might want to start so I do not piss off people who are wanting to read this and not the stupid things the author has to say (If you read this, please tell me, it shows me you care...really, I know someone is going to skip this and go to the story, but to tell you the truth, I could say something here pertaining to the story or have a life lesson in here...so if you read this, you get a cookie, and a non-ignorance badge to go right on your Varrock Library vest). (Yes there was a morale in this. Never give up trying, because you will get better and better...and never write a story like Snake and Noob...EVER!) So, the story will be here in a little while, just keep refreshing for the next hour until you see it..!

Good to see you back and also nice to see Hawkxs hanging around... And Xewleer, you are too hard to tickle the fancy genes of so...