Kingtygy

Ah, yes, that's an interesting story.... You see, way back when, there was a music band, called The Rubber Band. You see, they needed something to use to keep their um..... awesome music together, so one of them invented... the rubber band, and named it after them. :) Yup, that's how it happened. What is the meaning of life? (Don't say Chuck Norris!)

Thousands of trees would have been saved, for junk mail would not exist if there were no mail boxes, making the world a better, more ecofriendly place. :lol: (I bet you want to go destroy some mailboxes now, huh?) The smilies on Tip.it forums. :ohnoes:

...but you forgot about it's force field!

I get a giant tent and put it over your fort. This makes the shiny objects undistracting. On my way into your fort, I put a drink inside your cupholder. I then destroy everything but the cupholder. I take that with me, along with some of the coins you left guarding the fort, to my new fort. My new fort is in the heart of Antarctica, and is surrounded by a giant wall of incredibly hard ice that not even global warming will melt. I have also enlisted penguins with jetpacks and machine guns to patrol the area around my fort.

U.F.O. Distracts the whole F.B.I., and they investigate that instead.

But eventually I make sense of this non-sensible use of the word sense, and make my way into your fort. I then procede to destry the fort with a large sledge hammer. My fort is guarded by Goggle. Ha! Now when you try to search for my fort, you'll have to search through a million other things first! (And that's why ask.com is better)

9, c'mon guys!

A: D Jay99, How old is the Earth? Does that answer your question? ( :lol: Ah, ya gotta love the occasional Chuck Norris joke) Q: So, If a person walks up to you and says that they will shoot you if you say a true statement or stab you if you say something false and you say: "So i'm going to get stabed", what happens to you? You see, if you say that you're going to get stabbed, that would be false, but seeing as it's false, that means you will get stabbed making it true, and false, and so on, and yeah, you get the point.

Seeing as it's been four days since this game has seen a new post, your guy that goes "urg" gets distracted, bored, and goes home. As for your fireworks, I make it rain using my incredibly advanced weather machine. The raindrops cause your fireworks to explode prematurely, and very close to the ground as you launch them. One explodes close enough to the ground where it starts a fire that burns all of your distractions to a pile of smoldering ash. (Trust me fireworks explode very close to the ground in the rain, happened at a 4th of July fireworks to me afew years ago, luckily, nothing got caught on fire : ). After the fire gets put out by the rain, I'm free to sneak into your fort undistracted, and plant a small explosive device that destroys the whole thing after I leave. My fort is protected by that same guy that goes "urg", except I've taught him how to use a rocket launcher, and I'm paying him more, so I doubt he'll leave. There is also an incredibly long car race going on around the perimeter of my fort.

No matter! I'll go pick some more up at the supermarket!

Because Jagex is actually a company of robot overlords. Bet ya didn't know that, huh? Why don't I know what Earpy is talking about?

But I can cut through it with this :

Because they're plotting against you, and want to starve you to death. Why is lightning so loud? (Just had a severe lightning storm here :ohnoes: )

Granted, you sleep well tonight, but you don't get a good nights sleep for the rest of your life after that. I wish for an endless supply of Dr. Pepper for me to drink.

Sorry I didn't post my friend code earlier, been really busy... Well, here it is: 3179-3884-4805 Not ready for battling with anyone yet, sorry... I've been trying to build a good team every now and then when I get bored of completing my Pokedex.

That extension cord won't do too much good after I cut it....

Of course I remember i'm dealing with you. ;) Because of your tampering with different planes of reality, a rift in space and time opens up and severly cripples what defenses your fort had. I then use my.... REALITY PLANE!!! (as in airplane- hey, it doesn't have to make sense) to fly to the area between dimensions your fort resides in, and unleash my army of inter-dimensional penguins on your fort. They peck at your fort until it is reduced into a pile of inter-dimensional rubble. You can keep your research station though, I don't really care if it survives or not. I'll leave it untouched. My fort is surrounded by black holes. Luckily, my fort can't get sucked into any of the black holes, nor is it affected by the tidal forces or the distortions in time. Unfortunately, I can't really explain why.... :?

Opps! The cord wasn't long enough!

Seeing as your fort is so big, it's gravitational pull attracts all of the nearby planets, asteroids, and whatever else is floating nearby. Yay, physics destroyed your fort for me! : My new fort is underwater in the bottom of the deepest trench on earth. Don't worry, it's protected from all of the extreme pressure and other pesky troubles that come with being at that depth of the sea. Just try to get down here, you'll be crushed within seconds! :lol:

But the gp uses it's powers of DOOM to make you trip..... into a pit of boiling lava. After a series of random eventys which i'd rather not get into explaining, the gp comes into my possesion.

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Can't say for sure, but I think Chuck Norris would have a pretty hard time defeating him EDIT: Darn it! You guys have to stop posting so fast, lol. Oh well, godzilla would probably crush the gravestone

I don't know what's hanging up in the background, but imagine that cat in place of it ;)