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SHIT

[bleep]? hmm. [kitty] SHIT [rooster] [bleep] [bleep] apparently it only works for shit. huh.

David: A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. This is so true.

Gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz. >he dus >den gurl teks deep breff, den gurl sais BF i am pregnent will u stay ma BF >he sais no >gurl iz hertbrokn <//////3 >gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols >boi runs ova 2 her. she ded </3333333333 >i sed i no b ur BF...cuz i wona b ur husband!!!! >he screems n frows poptart @ wol... >a bootiful diomand ring wuz insyd *** lik dis if u cry evertim***

>zoe >having physical interaction with males lol

i'm so sorry

atheist detected, i bet you have long hair and lust for others.

>2011 >being an atheist i remember being 13

>female friend posts some retarded angsty teenager crap about not believing in god >i post " JESUS ISN'T REAL BECAUSE THERE ARE POOR PEOPLE IF THERE WAS A GOD THERE WOULD BE NO POOR PEOPLE, ATHEISTS 1 CHRISTIANS 0" >8 people like this comment i can assure you at least 5 of them thought i was serious

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ninja is you serious anyways i bought some yankee candle air fresheners for my car and now it smells like motha[bleep]in apples couldn't find any sweatbands then i gave my smelly hobo friend and his brother who were wandering around town a ride home

I'm gonna go buy sweatbands for workout wednesday so I look like an enormous hipster [bleep].

hahahaha you thought i was serious lmfao everyone look at brandon lol lol at brandon hahahaha hahahahahahahaha h sahah ahaha hahahahahtujhytjkwertequ rik;kJAF;P'Y 56U7FG46U 35645 74867 89 345454 36456347859 656

i cut because memories are permanent, and so shall these scars. [bleep] life. [bleep] everything.

you don't know anything about the life i've lived. i've seen more pain and hurt and love and death than you ever have. i am above you. now get out.

[bleep] off

i'm leaving tif. not gonna come back ever again. i don't care if you guys don't believe me. see ya.

armor rare

>go to book store >see cute girl reading a book >decide to approach her >Bump into her "on accident" >Her: "Oh, sorry." >Me: "B-b-back that ass up." >Her: "Um, I beg your pardon?" >Me: "Y-you 'mirin?" >Her: "I what?" >tremble nervously >sweat profusely >she looks very uncomfortable >[mutter, she probably didn't even hear it] ]Me: "Uh... bye." >turn and speed walk away >immediately trip over a display stand and fall face first >impact makes me loosen my anal sphincter >feel warm diarrhea in my white briefs >quickly stand up and feel it run down my leg >run to the nearest bathroom, but it's already dripping off my shoe and onto the floor >mudbutt, mudbutt everywhere >call mom to pick me up with new pair of underwear and pants

i'm leaving tif. not gonna come back ever again. i don't care if you guys don't believe me. see ya.

Why would that be bad? Almost every good TIFer is gone already anyways.

It makes it easier to have a good time and it's fun. Who gives a [bleep] if they drink and it's not bothering anyone?