>First year university, Law 101 or some shit >Lecturer going through all these latin terms >They all sound like Harry Potter spells >I realize this opportunity to make people laugh >Pull out my ruler and start waving it around, yelling out these latin terms like spells >Muffled laughter, mostly "omigod what a [bleep]" sort of stuff >Lecturer looks and me and yells out "what are you doing" >I stare down at him and yell "EXPELLIARMUS" >He stares at me then says "Get out" >I put my ruler away and sheepishly say sorry. >This time he yells at me "GET THE HELL OUT" >I run out of the lecture face as red as a tomato >Too scared to ever go back to that lecture