champion

you're going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning

hey guys, remember that one time abc said something stupid about common societal norms

gayest thing i've ever heard in my life

you're all gay

gay

gay

gay

gay

i was actually just trying to find out what happens when you get caught, so i just stood there and had him arrest me. didn't know you lost your weapons.

got it

wtf dat shit autosaves tho

So do you really just lose them forever or am I doing something wrong?

Lick them to unchap them. I thought you were joking, but then I realized you're Killerred. sigh

No and no.

So in GTA IV when you get caught by the police you lose every single weapon? That [bleep]ing sucks.

gta time

Oh god I had this nasty zit on my nose and it was all clogged with dried out oil and I popped it and a chunk of solidified oil just fell out like a pebble. Very satisfying.

I thought he died. Like, legitimately died.

I honestly don't know who that is. I am not even trolling. I'm pretty sure he's an actor though.

i go hard in the motha[bleep]in paint [racist term]

no.

I can't sleeeep

I'm on Facebook all the time but the last status I posted was in July. And before that was May. A lot of people like them though. Whatevs

yeah i'm gonna get ready for bed too bye everyone

That's the first remotely funny one. quit overanalyzing everything, there's a reason you have no friends