Napalm

Fascinating.

That crazy Tyler! I got salt on my eye.

You killed the thread ma boy!

Burguers? Couldn't he invite you to something more refined, like chocotacos? Had those 4 days ago with Oprah Winfrey. I hate that fatass, I hope you smacked her around.

Burguers? Couldn't he invite you to something more refined, like chocotacos? Also, 300 get.

CHEER UP EMO BOY

Do you think I could get away with telling a bad joke as "original"?

But shouldn't we at least try?

I see, so you aren't very acquanted with regular human beings, are you?

Still, couldn't you be more original?

Why do you repeat yourself instead of answering his queastion?

660 You're hurting me.

Is your tube red?

Toga... Toga... Toga... 15,000!

Hm... 14999...

[bleep], I need new pants... And a belt... Old pants are getting kinda loose. And the [bleep]ing zipper decides to drop randomly now. Luckily it hasn't happened in a public situation yet.

New anchor? Quick search? What the heck are those? You broke the forums for THIS??

Banned because I lost track of the- Wait, scratch that, banned because I just noticed there are two new buttons in the fast reply options.

B-but... I don't grow beard on my neck, only under my jaw... And I'm already home... Oh gosh.

No, I don't really like the place. Which country would you like to visit? I'd love to see Germany, Spain and maybe Russia.

Speaking of beards, I was thinking of letting a short patch of sideburns and a goatee grow. I almost don't shave them last weekend, but ended up going for a clean shave at the end.

660 Please stop.

>30 guests Smoked salmon, y u so yummy, y u so expensive. Now 34 guests. Will this ever stop?