Tesset

My mom never read me that book Halo. Though she did read to me.

It's kinda sad that I got the reference here. The person on the asteroid is from a French children's story that I read in French II.

I remember always seeing those ads while at the library. I tried once, I think, but I never was able to. Not that I tried very hard. That reminds. This year, all the kids that I used to play Runescape with at the library are freshman. Oh man, it's weird. @Zoe: No. The earth spins the same direction on both hemispheres.

Someday, I will do this.

NO.

Yeah!

No, you're mad.

You ass Halo.

I don't know what that is Halo.

I feel we should mess with him some. I feel it would be funny.

Today took forever. Suddenly, I'm very glad for the three day weekend. Edit: Don't have tomorrow off. To clarify.

"if finn had babies with bubblegum would they come out weird?" "I dunno man, I don't think bubblegum can have babies"

Actually, the best thing about Adventure Time is just how good they are at getting crap past the radar.

I'm just spouting stuff out that I've already read from TV tropes, the wiki, and a few different blogs and websites. Btw, here's the info about my previous post, in case you're curios.

It's got some really dark undertones if you get too far into it. I dunno, I kinda feel like it makes it just a little cooler. It's still wild and zany, there's just other things besides wild and zany. You still get [cabbage] like this: Fun fact, originally it was beavers covering them. The network was like, No, not gonna work, so they toned it down to wood instead.

This is what it became.

The original title card for the first storyboarded episode. Obviously it was toned down quite a bit. Another rather dark one that shows the destruction of the world.

Yeah, Adventure Time has a similiar theory. Basically, all of the adventures, the crazy [cabbage] that happens, the weird stuff he goes through in the show is a metaphor for Finn's actual experiences. He deals with horrors on a daily basis, from mutants to vast amounts of destruction, so the only way Finn can cope is by hiding behind his imagination. For example, there's one episode in which Jake is trying to impress his girlfriend's parents, and at the end of the show, he inadvertently offers to let the Rainicorns eat Finn, because he's a human and that's their natural diet. Finn doesn't get eaten, and the Rainicorns explain that they were excited because they had never had an actual human before, they only have a soy substitute. So the gang goes out and they eat this substitute, Finn included, and they all agree that the soy people (and thus the humans they taste like) taste good. That was a metaphor for cannibalism. I can see it, especially since there's actually a few different examples of the cannibalism, but Pen's apparently said that this isn't the actual story behind it, or at least it's not completely accurate, which makes me happy. If all that were true, it would make the show really dark, and that's kinda sad. There's some dark stuff already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHjg6cTxmrQ Watch at the very beginning, before the penguins/ice stuff. You can see a kind of burnt out wasteland with an unexploded Nuke in it, among other debris. That's one of the big ones. There's another episode, I believe it's Video Makers, where Finn and Jake are talking about "The Great Mushroom War," which may refer to an atomic bomb. Additionally, there's this image: Which shows some rather obvious damage. Additionally, it explains a lot of the weird humans. Finn is the only human known to be alive, (Except Fionna, but she's a gender-bent Finn, so she doesn't count. Also, the episode doesn't come out until Monday. I'm super hyped.) but there are some human-esque people that are referred to as mutants. You can also look at the candy people - Princess Bubblegum's subjects are half candy, half human DNA. The official word from Pen Ward is that it's so far past the apocalypse that magic has re-entered the world, and that's why it's so medieval/fantasy-ish. It makes sense too. In Memory of a Memory, Marceline, who is a vampire, is seen playing with a teddy bear, while the screams and explosions of what is rather obviously the apocalypse go on in the background. Marceline is at least 900 years old, so it's been a good while, and very few people would remember the events, they'd have faded into legend.

Oh, and Finn's 13. Jake's 28 in magic dog years.

At the moment I'm debating whether a 15 year old male watching a cartoon about girls, that look like they're 8 years old, in scantly clad short shorts, and is based in a world much similar to ours, is creepier than a 17 year old male watching a cartoon about some dog, that can transform into anything, and some sword wielding kid of unknown age in a fantasy universe. At the moment, I'm going with the girl cartoon is creepier.. In a post-apocalyptic fantasy universe, actually.

How exactly Nex?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo7QBI1oDk8&feature=player_embedded

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