I agree with this in principle. I also laugh at the idea that a party hat is an accomplishment. I.E. If you logged in on the day they were dropped, what, exactly, was the challenge? (now please, let all those who would like to tell the world how great they are and how a party hat makes all their excrement no longer smell and how long they've played...really, I would LOVE to hear how wonderful you think you are) To those I give a big, "whoopideedoo." Also, I find it ironic that these youngsters that are driving up prices on your sacred replacement of phalics are those that you are ridiculing for begging for one. Finally, to those that are better than this rabble of elitists, I applaud you as you have not let your alter-ego tarnish your real-life character. My statements are not blankets, they are directed at a minor sub-set. I fully respect not wanting to be pestered--I fully disrespect those that require a Burger King party favor to feel esteemed.