Derek_Zoolander

AOE definately isn't a horrible sequal.

is it just me, or are you ridiculously cool looking? Are you zoolander now? :P. Das didn't look anything like I thought he would. Wierd.

Aww man, I just remembered a book I read a week and a half ago called "Revenge: Don't get mad, get even". It had a huge amount of things to pull on people, including sticking glue in their car door lock and letting it solidify so they can't get a key in there, putting carbine calcium (i think that was it) in a toilet and flushing it (it'll litterly explode in the sewer system and cause major damage), and alll kinds of stuff. That was a really awesome book.

Jacky Faber\Bloody Jack series. It's a 5 part series about a girl in late 1700s\early 1800s. 6th book is coming out in September. It's a really good historical book series to read. Very entertaining. Although it does get a bit repetative in the 5th book.

Wow, I was 90% sure that he invented it. Thought I heard that somewhere. Oh well, thanks for correcting me :P. EDIT: Found what probably confused me:

Sorry for making that confusing lol. Yeah I was agreeing with you. I just don't think that because you use a weapon (which you said yourself you're better at using then fists) you should be told to 'man up'.

Indeed. He invented it for the British queen I think. Romans had toilets that let you sit on top then water collected from a rain gutter would be washed through the sewer and through a tunnel to the river. I remember when I read about Mohenjo-Daro in school, best day in that class ever. That was interesting.

Fighting with a weapon doesn't make you weird, it makes you a coward. I can beat someone with a 4 ft. metal pole too but whats the need when I can defend myself? man up. I fail to see how using something that makes you better at doing something makes you a wuss so that you can tell him to 'man up'. Maybe you should man up and stop telling people to man up on a forum. Seriously, man up and create a different way to tell him to grow up then by saying 'man up'.

7\10.

Wow. Wow. I'll be trying this, since I have virtually nothing better to do :P, but I doubt I'll even get to 2-3k words. I'm a horrid writer. Heh.

Common adolescent teenager :roll: Irony is a beautiful thing. If it weren't a product of language, I'd vote that it was itself the greatest (or at least most beautiful) invention. Hahah. :thumbup: You just said what I was thinking perfectly, except in a better way.

We also found out after my dad got back that she had cancer. That makes it better knowing it's a better choice.

I hate to be a history nazi, but Ford didn't invent the automobile. I forget his name, but I believe it was a German.

So today we're taking my cat in to get euthanized, it's really sad. Ever since about a week and a half ago, she really turned downhill, and she looks like she's in a miserable condition. Saddest thing I've ever gone through.

Dear lord... After I posted I was thinking, "And the worst invention has got to be firearms." Which you rather have? Have a bullet in you, with the enemy from afar, or a blood-thirsty person who's right there with a sword in his hand cutting you up? I do see where you come from though.