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AOE definately isn't a horrible sequal.

is it just me, or are you ridiculously cool looking? Are you zoolander now? :P. Das didn't look anything like I thought he would. Wierd.

Aww man, I just remembered a book I read a week and a half ago called "Revenge: Don't get mad, get even". It had a huge amount of things to pull on people, including sticking glue in their car door lock and letting it solidify so they can't get a key in there, putting carbine calcium (i think that was it) in a toilet and flushing it (it'll litterly explode in the sewer system and cause major damage), and alll kinds of stuff. That was a really awesome book.

Jacky Faber\Bloody Jack series. It's a 5 part series about a girl in late 1700s\early 1800s. 6th book is coming out in September. It's a really good historical book series to read. Very entertaining. Although it does get a bit repetative in the 5th book.

Wow, I was 90% sure that he invented it. Thought I heard that somewhere. Oh well, thanks for correcting me :P. EDIT: Found what probably confused me:

Sorry for making that confusing lol. Yeah I was agreeing with you. I just don't think that because you use a weapon (which you said yourself you're better at using then fists) you should be told to 'man up'.

Indeed. He invented it for the British queen I think. Romans had toilets that let you sit on top then water collected from a rain gutter would be washed through the sewer and through a tunnel to the river. I remember when I read about Mohenjo-Daro in school, best day in that class ever. That was interesting.

Fighting with a weapon doesn't make you weird, it makes you a coward. I can beat someone with a 4 ft. metal pole too but whats the need when I can defend myself? man up. I fail to see how using something that makes you better at doing something makes you a wuss so that you can tell him to 'man up'. Maybe you should man up and stop telling people to man up on a forum. Seriously, man up and create a different way to tell him to grow up then by saying 'man up'.

7\10.

Wow. Wow. I'll be trying this, since I have virtually nothing better to do :P, but I doubt I'll even get to 2-3k words. I'm a horrid writer. Heh.

Common adolescent teenager :roll: Irony is a beautiful thing. If it weren't a product of language, I'd vote that it was itself the greatest (or at least most beautiful) invention. Hahah. :thumbup: You just said what I was thinking perfectly, except in a better way.

We also found out after my dad got back that she had cancer. That makes it better knowing it's a better choice.

I hate to be a history nazi, but Ford didn't invent the automobile. I forget his name, but I believe it was a German.

So today we're taking my cat in to get euthanized, it's really sad. Ever since about a week and a half ago, she really turned downhill, and she looks like she's in a miserable condition. Saddest thing I've ever gone through.

Dear lord... After I posted I was thinking, "And the worst invention has got to be firearms." Which you rather have? Have a bullet in you, with the enemy from afar, or a blood-thirsty person who's right there with a sword in his hand cutting you up? I do see where you come from though.

Firearm. I mean, look at how it revolutionized the world. Do you see any army persons with a saber or sword, running at the enemy? No. It also gave way to longrange, gun-powder artillery. It had to be at least the most important thing in military history. (I'm a little surprised no one's said the telephone yet) Mate, I think he's talking about any writing piece in general. Not just the pen.

Best. Thread. Ever.

I'm gonna be a freshman next year, and I'm doing some smart program or something like that. I think they said my 4 core classes will be equivalent to AP classes. That'll be interesting. =/

Lovin the hair Shin and Pow.

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That's hating the attitude though more then the race. I mean, I dislike the whole "emo" phase some kids go through -- yet I don't hate white people (seems most emo's are white). Indeed. Most of my friends call me racist because 90% of the black people I know are ghetto black, and so when I say something about it, they get all mad and stuff.

I wouldn't care. People call you racist if you make a steryotype (two very different things, may I add) or if you make a racial joke. Honestly, I think I'm a little racist myself. I don't like the "ghetto black" attitude (that's what we call it in our family when a person acts 'gangster' or from the ghetto), but if they're black and at least try in school and don't push people around, I don't care much.

Ouch. My friend got dumped on the same day that his grandfather died. >.<

I think you're in the right section. Not positive though. Though, I have to say, books are probably on average better than movies. Movies are 90% in it for the profit. Books, while also wanting profit, can dedicate more time and pages for their book for minimal cost to them and allowing them more money by including more information.

Silly Brits with your Big Brother. American versions sounds way less ... sexual then what your's shows. At least, ours doesn't show it on public TV. I like it either way.